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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-10-27, 20:15
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How long is TOO long?
I'm just wondering at what length most girls on here think a guy is too long (ie, will hit their cervix with regularity). But please don't answer unless you've actually measured the guy, because girls are notoriously bad at self-measurement.
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# 2

2008-10-27, 20:18
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North Carolina
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I was with a guy once who told me he was 9 inches. Looked longer than that to me though. The sex was unenjoyable and very uncomfortable. So I will say 9 inches is too long.
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# 3

2008-10-27, 20:24
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Anything over 8 inches is uncomfortable.
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# 4

2008-10-27, 20:45
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Anything over 6 inches is uncomfortable in certain positions. Missionary is fine, but doggy style and when I'm on top hurt.
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# 5

2008-10-27, 21:18
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Re: How long is TOO long?
haha maybe thats my problem when it comes to girls not liking being on top.
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# 6

2008-10-27, 22:16
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Groovy.
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Re: How long is TOO long?
This thread is depressing.
My cock is just way too big.
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# 7

2008-10-27, 22:40
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Re: How long is TOO long?
u know this sounds sick but every fat girl i messed with seems to have a large vagina......maybe just coincidence, but i like to look further into things.
maybe their large vagina's can accommodate your massive wang?
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# 8

2008-10-27, 22:41
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I'm with you agent 
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# 9

2008-10-27, 22:41
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
i like to look further into things.
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i c wat u did thar
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# 10

2008-10-27, 22:44
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty
i c wat u did thar
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HAHA i didnt even mean to type that.
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#11
 2008-10-27, 23:22
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rtb91 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
My ex said I was a little too long for any position. I'm 7.5''
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#12
 2008-10-28, 00:34
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Q: Why are girls so bad at measuring?
A: Because they've been told all their lives that this (http://images.chron.com/blogs/whitehouse/archives/negroponteafp.jpg) is six inches
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#13
 2008-10-28, 00:37
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I'm 8" and used to make my ex bleed at times.
Having said that my current girlfriend loves it :D
(and no, she hasn't been around, I was her 2nd.)
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#14
 2008-10-28, 05:52
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
haha maybe thats my problem when it comes to girls not liking being on top.
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Or maybe they're just lazy?
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#15
 2008-10-28, 06:00
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Re: How long is TOO long?
every fat girl i messed with seems to have a large vagina
THIS.
I've never noticed the link before.
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#16
 2008-10-28, 06:37
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bunnykisses 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Are you going to listen when she says it hurts? Tell her to suck it up and take it like a man. It's the only way to deal with women.
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#17
 2008-10-28, 17:19
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pyroman5000 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
My woman loves it when I pound her cervix.
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#18
 2008-10-28, 17:36
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Haha, threads like this crack me up.
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#19
 2008-10-28, 18:11
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BZP 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I haven't measured 'cos, well, I don't see the point.
I'm guessing at 6-7, wouldn't be under 6 I'm fairly certain, and I'm yet to recieve a complaint either about it being too long or not long enough.
Sucks to be on either extreme, from what I can tell.
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#20
 2008-10-28, 18:37
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2007/08 is really GAY 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Anything under 8 inches is uncomfortable.
*sigh*
Wish my is 9-11 inches.
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#21
 2008-10-28, 19:12
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Re: How long is TOO long?
All of this assumes that the dood is too stupid to take it easy with their extraordinarily long dong. Just because there's miles of tube-sausage dangling between one's legs does not mean one has to be silly and ram the whole thing in there. A slow, gentle and conservative application wins the race much better than your average forced entry. Like, a paint-artist doesn't paint with the entire brush, handle and all, but uses the tip, and different parts of the brush to paint the most beautiful imaginary possible. In conclusion, it's a matter of art, not brute force tactics. Just thought I'd throw this in here for you apes and race horses.
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#22
 2008-10-28, 19:50
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Re: How long is TOO long?
True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.
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#23
 2008-10-28, 20:47
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Re: How long is TOO long?
True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.Not bad for my first S&A post, huh? I was just waiting for that complete asshole-child YoyoYoyo to GTFO ma Totse.
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#24
 2008-10-28, 21:31
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BZP 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty
True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.
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And you base this on what? Because your dick is huge, you can satisfy more woman?
Unfortunately for you bud, I doubt you could satisfy one woman let alone "more" than "us". (Whoever the fuck that is, but you did it so I can too)
Fuck off cunt, go pull on your miniscule fucking pecker.
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#25
 2008-10-28, 21:48
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty
True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.
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Dude... size , anything above 8 inch is only appreciated by a select amount of women, so is anythin under 4.
But, besides that, it's skill that counts. And i think i have the right to say that since... i'm not below average
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#26
 2008-10-28, 23:39
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ihatesawed_off_pump 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
And you base this on what? Because your dick is huge, you can satisfy more woman?
Unfortunately for you bud, I doubt you could satisfy one woman let alone "more" than "us". (Whoever the fuck that is, but you did it so I can too)
Fuck off cunt, go pull on your miniscule fucking pecker.
lol wut
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#27
 2008-10-28, 23:59
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BZP 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I don't even know bro, I've been up all night and it's starting to mess with me a bit.
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#28
 2008-10-29, 00:38
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Re: How long is TOO long?
And you base this on what? Because your dick is huge, you can satisfy more woman?
Unfortunately for you bud, I doubt you could satisfy one woman let alone "more" than "us". (Whoever the fuck that is, but you did it so I can too)
Fuck off cunt, go pull on your miniscule fucking pecker.
Oh look, the moron missed what I was saying. I didn't say I could satisfy more women in terms of numbers of women, I meant I could satisfy different women. Think about it, if they have a deep vagina, I can use more dick, if they have a shallow one, I can use less. As apposed to someone who doesn't, they can't satisfy some women.
But good job asking what I meant before getting defensive about your tiny dick ;)
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#29
 2008-10-29, 01:11
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Re: How long is TOO long?
There's probably a few female posters getting very hot right now, just thinking about all this dense meat waving around.
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#30
 2008-10-29, 01:12
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Hahahaa
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#31
 2008-10-29, 01:54
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by -SpectraL
There's probably a few female posters getting very hot right now, just thinking about all this dense meat waving around.
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I can't really wave mine around, it's too bloody heavy. :(
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#32
 2008-10-29, 02:02
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Outshined 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I can't really wave mine around, it's much too short.
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#33
 2008-10-29, 02:12
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I can't really wave mine around, it's much too short.Mine feels like it's water-logged or something, when I wave it slowly around back and forth. It's a very strange feeling. It's like it's a tightly-packed, thick pole of extreme power, which kind of goes along with the pull of gravity.... and.... well anyways, I'm sure you get the idea.
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#34
 2008-10-29, 02:19
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Outshined 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Mine feels like it's water-logged or something, when I wave it slowly around back and forth. It's a very strange feeling. It's like it's a tightly-packed, thick pole of extreme power, which kind of goes along with the pull of gravity.... and.... well anyways, I'm sure you get the idea.
When I wave mine slowly it feels like a maggot squirming.
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#35
 2008-10-29, 02:24
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Mine feels like it's water-logged or something, when I wave it slowly around back and forth. It's a very strange feeling. It's like it's a tightly-packed, thick pole of extreme power, which kind of goes along with the pull of gravity.... and.... well anyways, I'm sure you get the idea.
mines dosnt go along with gravity. gravity goes along with it.............
idk.
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#36
 2008-10-29, 02:38
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Re: How long is TOO long?
What has this thread degenerated into? This is why I only wanted girls to respond, lol.
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#37
 2008-10-29, 02:49
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Re: How long is TOO long?
In my experience every girl is different. Two girls I was with couldn't take it all the way, but most girls I have done can except in doggie or when their legs are by their ears lol.
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#38
 2008-10-31, 01:57
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Re: How long is TOO long?
eh. everything feels good if you get used to it.
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#39
 2008-10-31, 01:59
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Re: How long is TOO long?
eh. everything feels good if you get used to it.Easy as pi, huh? :D
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#40
 2008-10-31, 02:35
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Re: How long is TOO long?
my penis is like just over 7inches....and i just ignore the girl if she says it hurts :).
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#41
 2008-10-31, 02:58
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Re: How long is TOO long?
my penis is like just over 7inches....and i just ignore the girl if she says it hurts :).It's SUPPOSED to be about love-making. 
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#42
 2008-11-08, 21:27
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rtb91 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
^ seeing blood will make you stop
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#43
 2008-11-09, 22:43
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Affect 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
True test, do you bottom out. It's simple to determine.
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#44
 2008-11-09, 22:44
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Affect 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by rtb91
^ seeing blood will make you stop
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Says who? That metallic taste and smell is a turn on.
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#45
 2008-11-10, 06:03
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Tinted Glass 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by -SpectraL
There's probably a few female posters getting very hot right now, just thinking about all this dense meat waving around.
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nope5
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#46
 2008-11-10, 07:08
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by Agent 008
This thread is depressing. :(
My cock is just way too big.
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pfff lame......
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#47
 2008-11-10, 07:08
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nachdemflammen 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Says who? That metallic taste and smell is a turn on.
I like to collect it in vials, kinda like a hunting trophy.
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#48
 2008-11-10, 11:37
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Re: How long is TOO long?
nope5Sure, sure. You know, living in denial of a man's powerful and commanding sexual organ will NOT help you overcome your disinterest in wild sex. Just thought I'd point this out, is all.
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#49
 2008-11-10, 19:15
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Re: How long is TOO long?
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Originally Posted by Agent 008
This thread is depressing. :(
My cock is just way too big.
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i have a little quiet pride in it ¬_¬
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#50
 2008-11-10, 19:18
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Re: How long is TOO long?
I think my cock is perfect.
7.5 inches w/ a huge girth.
/flex
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#51
 2008-11-14, 21:27
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Tinted Glass 
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Re: How long is TOO long?
Sure, sure. You know, living in denial of a man's powerful and commanding sexual organ will NOT help you overcome your disinterest in wild sex. Just thought I'd point this out, is all.
Keep in mind we are discussings totseans penises.......
:(
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