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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-10-27, 20:15
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Default How long is TOO long?

I'm just wondering at what length most girls on here think a guy is too long (ie, will hit their cervix with regularity). But please don't answer unless you've actually measured the guy, because girls are notoriously bad at self-measurement.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:18
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I was with a guy once who told me he was 9 inches. Looked longer than that to me though. The sex was unenjoyable and very uncomfortable. So I will say 9 inches is too long.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:24
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Anything over 8 inches is uncomfortable.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:45
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Anything over 6 inches is uncomfortable in certain positions. Missionary is fine, but doggy style and when I'm on top hurt.
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Old 2008-10-27, 21:18
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

haha maybe thats my problem when it comes to girls not liking being on top.
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Old 2008-10-27, 22:16
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This thread is depressing.

My cock is just way too big.
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Old 2008-10-27, 22:40
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

u know this sounds sick but every fat girl i messed with seems to have a large vagina......maybe just coincidence, but i like to look further into things.

maybe their large vagina's can accommodate your massive wang?
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Old 2008-10-27, 22:41
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I'm with you agent
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Old 2008-10-27, 22:41
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i like to look further into things.
i c wat u did thar
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Old 2008-10-27, 22:44
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i c wat u did thar
HAHA i didnt even mean to type that.
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Old 2008-10-27, 23:22
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

My ex said I was a little too long for any position. I'm 7.5''
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Old 2008-10-28, 00:34
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

Q: Why are girls so bad at measuring?
A: Because they've been told all their lives that this (http://images.chron.com/blogs/whitehouse/archives/negroponteafp.jpg) is six inches
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Old 2008-10-28, 00:37
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I'm 8" and used to make my ex bleed at times.

Having said that my current girlfriend loves it :D

(and no, she hasn't been around, I was her 2nd.)
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Old 2008-10-28, 05:52
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haha maybe thats my problem when it comes to girls not liking being on top.


Or maybe they're just lazy?
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Old 2008-10-28, 06:00
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

every fat girl i messed with seems to have a large vagina


THIS.

I've never noticed the link before.
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Old 2008-10-28, 06:37
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

Are you going to listen when she says it hurts? Tell her to suck it up and take it like a man. It's the only way to deal with women.
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Old 2008-10-28, 17:19
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

My woman loves it when I pound her cervix.
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Old 2008-10-28, 17:36
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

Haha, threads like this crack me up.
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Old 2008-10-28, 18:11
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I haven't measured 'cos, well, I don't see the point.

I'm guessing at 6-7, wouldn't be under 6 I'm fairly certain, and I'm yet to recieve a complaint either about it being too long or not long enough.

Sucks to be on either extreme, from what I can tell.
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Old 2008-10-28, 18:37
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

Anything under 8 inches is uncomfortable.


*sigh*

Wish my is 9-11 inches.
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Old 2008-10-28, 19:12
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All of this assumes that the dood is too stupid to take it easy with their extraordinarily long dong. Just because there's miles of tube-sausage dangling between one's legs does not mean one has to be silly and ram the whole thing in there. A slow, gentle and conservative application wins the race much better than your average forced entry. Like, a paint-artist doesn't paint with the entire brush, handle and all, but uses the tip, and different parts of the brush to paint the most beautiful imaginary possible. In conclusion, it's a matter of art, not brute force tactics. Just thought I'd throw this in here for you apes and race horses.
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Old 2008-10-28, 19:50
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True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.
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Old 2008-10-28, 20:47
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True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.Not bad for my first S&A post, huh? I was just waiting for that complete asshole-child YoyoYoyo to GTFO ma Totse.
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Old 2008-10-28, 21:31
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True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.


And you base this on what? Because your dick is huge, you can satisfy more woman?

Unfortunately for you bud, I doubt you could satisfy one woman let alone "more" than "us". (Whoever the fuck that is, but you did it so I can too)

Fuck off cunt, go pull on your miniscule fucking pecker.
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Old 2008-10-28, 21:48
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

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True enough spectral. I'd say that we can paint a larger area faster than a lot of artists, before their brush dries. That's the real benefit. On second thought, I don't even know what that metaphor means. I was trying to say that we can satisfy more women, not we can satisfy women more.


Dude... size , anything above 8 inch is only appreciated by a select amount of women, so is anythin under 4.
But, besides that, it's skill that counts. And i think i have the right to say that since... i'm not below average
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Old 2008-10-28, 23:39
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

And you base this on what? Because your dick is huge, you can satisfy more woman?

Unfortunately for you bud, I doubt you could satisfy one woman let alone "more" than "us". (Whoever the fuck that is, but you did it so I can too)

Fuck off cunt, go pull on your miniscule fucking pecker.

lol wut
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Old 2008-10-28, 23:59
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I don't even know bro, I've been up all night and it's starting to mess with me a bit.
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Old 2008-10-29, 00:38
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And you base this on what? Because your dick is huge, you can satisfy more woman?

Unfortunately for you bud, I doubt you could satisfy one woman let alone "more" than "us". (Whoever the fuck that is, but you did it so I can too)

Fuck off cunt, go pull on your miniscule fucking pecker.


Oh look, the moron missed what I was saying. I didn't say I could satisfy more women in terms of numbers of women, I meant I could satisfy different women. Think about it, if they have a deep vagina, I can use more dick, if they have a shallow one, I can use less. As apposed to someone who doesn't, they can't satisfy some women.
But good job asking what I meant before getting defensive about your tiny dick ;)
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Old 2008-10-29, 01:11
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

There's probably a few female posters getting very hot right now, just thinking about all this dense meat waving around.
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Old 2008-10-29, 01:12
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Hahahaa
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Old 2008-10-29, 01:54
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There's probably a few female posters getting very hot right now, just thinking about all this dense meat waving around.


I can't really wave mine around, it's too bloody heavy. :(
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Old 2008-10-29, 02:02
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I can't really wave mine around, it's much too short.
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Old 2008-10-29, 02:12
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I can't really wave mine around, it's much too short.Mine feels like it's water-logged or something, when I wave it slowly around back and forth. It's a very strange feeling. It's like it's a tightly-packed, thick pole of extreme power, which kind of goes along with the pull of gravity.... and.... well anyways, I'm sure you get the idea.
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Old 2008-10-29, 02:19
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Mine feels like it's water-logged or something, when I wave it slowly around back and forth. It's a very strange feeling. It's like it's a tightly-packed, thick pole of extreme power, which kind of goes along with the pull of gravity.... and.... well anyways, I'm sure you get the idea.

When I wave mine slowly it feels like a maggot squirming.
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Old 2008-10-29, 02:24
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

Mine feels like it's water-logged or something, when I wave it slowly around back and forth. It's a very strange feeling. It's like it's a tightly-packed, thick pole of extreme power, which kind of goes along with the pull of gravity.... and.... well anyways, I'm sure you get the idea.

mines dosnt go along with gravity. gravity goes along with it.............

idk.
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Old 2008-10-29, 02:38
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What has this thread degenerated into? This is why I only wanted girls to respond, lol.
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Old 2008-10-29, 02:49
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

In my experience every girl is different. Two girls I was with couldn't take it all the way, but most girls I have done can except in doggie or when their legs are by their ears lol.
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Old 2008-10-31, 01:57
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Default Re: How long is TOO long?

eh. everything feels good if you get used to it.
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Old 2008-10-31, 01:59
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eh. everything feels good if you get used to it.Easy as pi, huh? :D
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Old 2008-10-31, 02:35
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my penis is like just over 7inches....and i just ignore the girl if she says it hurts :).
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Old 2008-10-31, 02:58
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my penis is like just over 7inches....and i just ignore the girl if she says it hurts :).It's SUPPOSED to be about love-making. Mad
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Old 2008-11-08, 21:27
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^ seeing blood will make you stop
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Old 2008-11-09, 22:43
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True test, do you bottom out. It's simple to determine.
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Old 2008-11-09, 22:44
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^ seeing blood will make you stop


Says who? That metallic taste and smell is a turn on.
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Old 2008-11-10, 06:03
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There's probably a few female posters getting very hot right now, just thinking about all this dense meat waving around.


nope5
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Old 2008-11-10, 07:08
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This thread is depressing. :(

My cock is just way too big.


pfff lame......
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Old 2008-11-10, 07:08
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Says who? That metallic taste and smell is a turn on.

I like to collect it in vials, kinda like a hunting trophy.
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Old 2008-11-10, 11:37
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nope5Sure, sure. You know, living in denial of a man's powerful and commanding sexual organ will NOT help you overcome your disinterest in wild sex. Just thought I'd point this out, is all.
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Old 2008-11-10, 19:15
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Quote:
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This thread is depressing. :(

My cock is just way too big.


i have a little quiet pride in it ¬_¬
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Old 2008-11-10, 19:18
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I think my cock is perfect.

7.5 inches w/ a huge girth.

/flex
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Old 2008-11-14, 21:27
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Sure, sure. You know, living in denial of a man's powerful and commanding sexual organ will NOT help you overcome your disinterest in wild sex. Just thought I'd point this out, is all.

Keep in mind we are discussings totseans penises.......

:(
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