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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-10-27, 17:37
Zachtheflipper Zachtheflipper is offline
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Default The secret to being a great lover

Keep your balls empty, even when your not expecting sex. It makes you last a whole lot longer, and you have an excuse to jerk it. Win/win! Seriously if its been a while NOBODY can keep it going for more than 5 minuets. Thats what i think anyways. Lemme know how this works out for ya.
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:43
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Or you could just have some self control and not suck in bed.
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:45
twisted.screw twisted.screw is offline
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:49
Zachtheflipper Zachtheflipper is offline
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be for real JD if you hittin some ass thats halfway decent there no way to last long enough if you havent busted one in a minute.
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Old 2008-10-27, 19:22
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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A good tip is to practice stopping your piss stream while you're pissing. Do it a couple times every time you piss, and you'll boost your kegs. This equals more control over spurting.

be for real JD if you hittin some ass thats halfway decent there no way to last long enough if you havent busted one in a minute.
You talk like a nigger. Niggers cant give advice unless it's on how to get a girl pregnant and vanish. Now pretend your chick is pregnant and LEAVE.
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Old 2008-10-27, 19:34
dummy dummy is offline
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everyone who contributed to this thread before me is stupid. and i really mean that. thanks for listening.
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Old 2008-10-27, 19:38
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The emptier your balls, the higher your standards.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:06
Lazarus Lazarus is offline
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Everything in moderation.

Yes, keep on top of things so you don't erupt like Mount Vesuvius after 45 seconds.

No, don't whack it so often that you're running on empty.

Be wise, young grasshopper.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:17
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Good advice, also control your breathing and imagine a brick wall.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KikoSanchez
Good advice, also control your breathing and imagine a brick wall.


Imagining a brick wall will make me want to shoot through it.
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Old 2008-10-27, 20:59
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Imagining a brick wall will make me want to shoot through it.

No way, the brick wall method is golden.
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Old 2008-10-28, 04:36
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Well that's a secret to lasting a long time in bed, but that's not all good sex is about.
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Old 2008-10-28, 07:24
crazy hazy vermonter crazy hazy vermonter is offline
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Default Re: The secret to being a great lover

Interesting point OP but I don't think that correlation is necessarily hard and fast (pardon the pun lol). Additionally, sometimes it's nice to save up and let your balls grow nice and big and fat so you when the time comes you can spurt out an eight roper on your girl to prove how sexy she is.

A girl once told me that the more you cum, the sexier she feels, so every time since then I've thought the ideal is to bust like a fire hose on 60's civil rights protesters in Alabama.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-hosing-civil-rights-protesters.jpg
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Old 2008-10-28, 08:13
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Originally Posted by Zachtheflipper
Keep your balls empty, even when your not expecting sex. It makes you last a whole lot longer, and you have an excuse to jerk it. Win/win! Seriously if its been a while NOBODY can keep it going for more than 5 minuets. Thats what i think anyways. Lemme know how this works out for ya.


i mean you are right and you are wrong.

myself? I can either cum in 5 minutes or 50. It's really up to my mind and how hard i focus.

If i dont masterbait for a while, its MUCH easier to cum in 5 minutes......

If i masterbait TOO MUCH, I cant and wont cum at all...

If i masturbait just once, I MIGHT have better control, but it has to be like 8 hours before sex.
 
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