|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
register |
bbs |
search |
rss |
faq |
about
|
 |
 |
meet up |
add to del.icio.us |
digg it
|
 |
 |
| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
 |
|
|
#1
 2008-10-27, 17:37
|
Zachtheflipper 
Regular
|
|
|
|
The secret to being a great lover
Keep your balls empty, even when your not expecting sex. It makes you last a whole lot longer, and you have an excuse to jerk it. Win/win! Seriously if its been a while NOBODY can keep it going for more than 5 minuets. Thats what i think anyways. Lemme know how this works out for ya.
|
|
#2
 2008-10-27, 17:43
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Or you could just have some self control and not suck in bed.
|
|
#3
 2008-10-27, 17:45
|
twisted.screw 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
1/5
67
|
|
#4
 2008-10-27, 17:49
|
Zachtheflipper 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
be for real JD if you hittin some ass thats halfway decent there no way to last long enough if you havent busted one in a minute.
|
|
#5
 2008-10-27, 19:22
|
pyroman5000 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
A good tip is to practice stopping your piss stream while you're pissing. Do it a couple times every time you piss, and you'll boost your kegs. This equals more control over spurting.
be for real JD if you hittin some ass thats halfway decent there no way to last long enough if you havent busted one in a minute.
You talk like a nigger. Niggers cant give advice unless it's on how to get a girl pregnant and vanish. Now pretend your chick is pregnant and LEAVE.
|
|
#6
 2008-10-27, 19:34
|
dummy 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
everyone who contributed to this thread before me is stupid. and i really mean that. thanks for listening.
|
|
#7
 2008-10-27, 19:38
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
The emptier your balls, the higher your standards.
|
|
#8
 2008-10-27, 20:06
|
Lazarus 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Everything in moderation.
Yes, keep on top of things so you don't erupt like Mount Vesuvius after 45 seconds.
No, don't whack it so often that you're running on empty.
Be wise, young grasshopper.
|
|
#9
 2008-10-27, 20:17
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Good advice, also control your breathing and imagine a brick wall.
|
|
#10
 2008-10-27, 20:36
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by KikoSanchez
Good advice, also control your breathing and imagine a brick wall.
|
Imagining a brick wall will make me want to shoot through it.
|
|
#11
 2008-10-27, 20:59
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Imagining a brick wall will make me want to shoot through it.
No way, the brick wall method is golden.
|
|
#12
 2008-10-28, 04:36
|
genericwittyusername 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Well that's a secret to lasting a long time in bed, but that's not all good sex is about.
|
|
#13
 2008-10-28, 07:24
|
crazy hazy vermonter 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Interesting point OP but I don't think that correlation is necessarily hard and fast (pardon the pun lol). Additionally, sometimes it's nice to save up and let your balls grow nice and big and fat so you when the time comes you can spurt out an eight roper on your girl to prove how sexy she is.
A girl once told me that the more you cum, the sexier she feels, so every time since then I've thought the ideal is to bust like a fire hose on 60's civil rights protesters in Alabama.
http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-hosing-civil-rights-protesters.jpg
|
|
#14
 2008-10-28, 08:13
|
whitelightning 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: The secret to being a great lover
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Zachtheflipper
Keep your balls empty, even when your not expecting sex. It makes you last a whole lot longer, and you have an excuse to jerk it. Win/win! Seriously if its been a while NOBODY can keep it going for more than 5 minuets. Thats what i think anyways. Lemme know how this works out for ya.
|
i mean you are right and you are wrong.
myself? I can either cum in 5 minutes or 50. It's really up to my mind and how hard i focus.
If i dont masterbait for a while, its MUCH easier to cum in 5 minutes......
If i masterbait TOO MUCH, I cant and wont cum at all...
If i masturbait just once, I MIGHT have better control, but it has to be like 8 hours before sex.
|
|
 |
 |
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.

totse.com certificate signatures
|
 |
 |
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|