man I got drunk last night I drank 8 shots of skyy vodka 5 beers and a whole bottle of svdka vodka and I fell over in my room into a glass lamp and put these big gashes in my legs and there is blood and puke all over my room

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and you should see the gash on my thigh it was so big I had to super glue it together

Sounds like what i did a few weeks ago. Except I was running away from sprinklers and ran into a shrub with razor sharp leaves.

Left a 6 inch gash in my leg and that bitch still hasn't healed fully.

um... learn how to drink properly fucktard, dont decrease the alcohol %, increase it, if you would have drank the beers first and then the voda, you woulda have been less fucked up, and you super glued a gash together?!?

um... learn how to drink properly fucktard, dont decrease the alcohol %, increase it, if you would have drank the beers first and then the voda, you woulda have been less fucked up, and you super glued a gash together?!?


Could you explain how that would get you less fucked up?

um... learn how to drink properly fucktard, dont decrease the alcohol %, increase it, if you would have drank the beers first and then the voda, you woulda have been less fucked up, and you super glued a gash together?!?

Wrong. If you want to be less drunk at the end of the night but still drink the same amount, you should drink the highest % alcohol first. This is because while you're drinking your beers (at the end of the night), the high % alcohol has had some time to get filtered through your liver and leave your system. This all is assuming you drink your beers slower than you take your shots, otherwise it doesnt really matter.

C'mon man, I'm not even 21 and I know that.