Right, I know there was a few posts on this in another unrelated thread but I need help now. My source of dope is in drought at the moment, so none can be got. Can't really get any other opes here other than codeine or order poppy pods off the net for tea. Fuck codeine. One major side effect off the poppy pods is it's impossible to piss. And I mean fucking impossible. I find it hard to piss on M but this is different, it's like someone has corked my cock up. The pain is unnatural. I've tried pissing with taps on outside, standing in the shower but all to no avail. Some of the junkies on totse have to have a solution for my plight. I'm going to need to drink another few cups soon enough so help is really appreciated - anything short of a colostomy bag - juices, otc's, piss methods that worked for you.

And please, no idiot comments like "go smoke some bud you lowlife junky scum!" that you see off some humans on here!

Diuretics.... coffee, beer, tea are your best bet.

You got yourself into this mess, if they don't work, you might just have to bite the bullet and put up with it.

shower

I occasionally get this problem, but not as bad as you are describing. Eventually it gets easier just be patient and concentrate, i know easier said then done. I remember reading something about massaging your dick with one of those vibrating shower heads, until you piss, if you get that desperate. I've never had to try it though.

just dont piss. simple as that

Be grateful that its only piss. I cant say ive had THIS happen, but ive read it as a side effect of some ope medications. But try not shitting for 5 or 6 days, then see how you feel. Bleeding from your ass, while hilarious to friends and those not having firsthand experience- really fucking sucks. But its also what you (we) get for doing stupid shit. Its just God's little way of reminding you that you have completely and utterly.....

fucked yourself.

CaspeR

Thanks guys. I may just deal with it. Stoned as fuck now anyway so I'll worry about it later when I'm dying to piss.

Cant really help you there but there was a guy in the toilets at a rave on Saturday who was going fucking BERSERK cause he couldn't piss!

jesus christ, it's an experience everyone should have to suffer through once so that no one will ever laugh about it again. I can't recall every experiencing anything worse, first comes the 2 hours of straining until it hurts too bad that you stop, and then do it all over again 20 times until you get the balls to experience the zenith of all ass pain. And then just to make sure you never forget the experience you get a nice flow of blood out your ass

This reminds me of when I would blow some h, try to take a piss, and wake up like 4 hours later still on the toilet. It sucks not being able to piss.

i do believe op said "I've tried pissing with taps on outside, standing in the shower but all to no avail"

lets try to read it entirely before posting

Yeah one night I was so scared I started screaming in the bathroom. It was like someone had literally dumped a pint of blood in the toilet. I wanted my roomate to take me to the hospital, but he was stoned n drunk playing COD 4 on the 360, so he assured me to just drink some beers and id be cool. Turns out I have a fucking hemorrhoid now. Good times.

CaspeR

wf08?

Beer. Coffee. Energy Drinks. When I bang H I usually drink one or all 3 of those before I start so it goes right through me.

one of the funniest things i read totse

Drink a couple beers, You'll feel it more that way anyway. Coffee helps too.

cant believe i missed it :/

i have to say I know what you mean and it sucks VERY BAD. i know the "cork" feeling combined with having to piss horribly and having that twinge in your dick with no way to relieve it makes you feel hopeless. and all I have to say is there's no method which really makes it happen.. one thing which got a drop or two out (while i was practically filled with piss) was standing in the shower and alternating between cold and hot water.

oh and for those who can't shit, try a fat pinch of some Grizzly. I simply don't see how you could not shit with a dip of that in.

What makes it worse is when i do manage to piss i only get half it out and then it stops. it just fucking stops and no more will come out. fuck it. it could be worse. just boiling up my last load of poppies now. may order some more tomorrow. hello nurofen plus for the next 3 days to keep away the sickness. at least we have otc codeine here. can't imagine what i'd do without it in times of desperate need.

Pills and speed tend to do that to you.

I have mastered pissing while on opiates. I don't know if it will work with everyone, but this is how I do it. I stand, it usually works better. You need to completely relax. The key here is not to force it out. Instead of using muscles to push it out, relax them to the point that nothing is holding it in. It sometimes takes five minutes before it comes out. In time, a small dribble starts to come out. Keep this up, and it will all dribble out, or sometimes after it starts, I can try to piss and it will work, but sometimes it doesn't and I have to start all over again.

It takes practice, but can be done.

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the only thing worse then pissing on opiates is pissing on a high dose of MDMA jesus fucking christ... the above method ^^^ is the same thing i taught myself when I used to roll a lot. Its a method that can't be taught, its just like Siddhartha, The things that really matter can't be taught. Nothing on this earth is more satisfying then that first little dribble, a wave of relief just washes over you when the stream really starts.

Yeah

Unlucky mate, biggest event of the year as far as I'm concerned! Absolutely blinder!

This guy was in the toilets screaming at everyone blaming them that he couldn't piss!

Where did you spend most of the night.
I hope you say One Nation or mainstage.

Main stage for hype, Andy C then the first 1/2 of Friction. Searched for my mate, watched bit of sy/unknown but wasn't feeling the hardcore so yeah... Off to one nation for Fresh, 1/2 of Chase and status 1/2 of Styles and the beginning of Nicky B before I crashed! Was fucking amazing!

Oh well, looks like he's just SOL.

I know exactly what you mean but I don't tend to mind it. It just means you're good and fucked up .

I don't recommend drinking beer to help you piss though..I've always found that beer is detrimental to an Ope high. That's just me though.

If you really have to pee just stand there a push until you get it done. It may mean you'll be standing over the terlet for 15 mins but you can get it done. As I've said before, make like the little engine that could: I think I can, I think I can.

If all else fails, drinking lots of Cranberry Juice or coffee always seems to make me piss.. even when I was to the point that I'm nodding while standing up [Fentanyl]. I just lean against the wall and take my time.

So true. Sucks I missed Lisa Lashes/Alex Kidd/Subfocus.

Just caught the end of lashes, first DJ I ever raved to back in the day! Pissed I missed sub focus cause I was trying to help my messy mate sort his bag out and get it in the cloak room!