Stick it in her butt.
I was going to suggest this.

she wants to give you teh aids.

Come inside her the first few times

wont that result in pregnancy?

I have new gf and she wants me to have sex with her with out a condom.. past girls have only let me have sex with a condom.. now my dilemma is where do i come..

In such situations, ettiquite is to aim for the largest herpes sore.

Go get 'em, tiger.

My God. Do you actually have to ask?!?

*wonders how many races of humans died out because they didn't know where to come*

well actually i have had sex with her without one but i was on speed at the time so i couldnt come and i knew i wouldnt.. quiet frustrating.. and i havent got any form of std lol.. and i am not trying to impregnate her..

Americans are funny :)

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How the FUCK DO I KNOW???

You know, just because she's a cum guzzling whore who wants to have bare dick inside her so she can pass on whatever horrible diseases she has doesn't mean you can't be a man and use protection. I mean if she's on the pill sure, but if you're not going to use birth control at least pay someone to repeatedly kick you in the nuts just so you never have to worry about it.

Okay well what if i asked her to get checked.. how do i ask a chick who ive only known for 3 months to get checked.. what do you reckon would be a good way to go about it..

"I want you to get checked."

i did once and found i had something.. got rid if it.. fuck now im paranoid.. i think ill stay wrapped for the moment.. until i get the balls to ask her.. when i work out how to ask her..

when i work out how to ask her..

"I want you to get checked."

i knew my gf 2 weeks when i asked her to get tested


She: condoms suck
Me: i agree, but std's, don't know where you been,you don't know where i've been (i damn well knew but..)
She: so we're gonna get tested so we can screw eachothers brains out without havin to worry bout that annoyin thing
Me: yup


Or somethin quite like that


And dude........ it's not worth riskin std's, but compared to with rubbers....condomless sex is brilliant

i just pull out and start shootin'. it goes where it goes. if she doesn't like where it ends up, i say "heat of the moment" and roll over.

This man has the right idea.

wont that result in pregnancy?

She takes birth control.

*Wonders how many races of humans died out because they couldn't read*

i am not trying to impregnate her..

pull out and come on her stomach, deh.

If shes on the pill just blow inside her, retard. If you're not a n00b you can continue thrusting as hard as you can after you nut until you go soft, women love that.

I just pull out right before I'm about to orgasm and use one hand to either finger her or play with her boobs while my other hand finishes me off. I usually end up coming on her stomach or boobs, depending on how far it shoots. :-)

Once I shot the pillow right next to her head and she started cracking up and said "Well that was close!"

This is an everyday occurrence for me. I've gotten her so many times in the hair and the face that she has to now put her hand in front of my penis. It's not just little drops either. It's like a full on shower for her. I guess she enjoys it, she's said so herself.

Seriously though, just jizz in her butt.

nothing is better than cumming in a girls mouth while her pussy is in yours.

She takes birth control.

*Wonders how many races of humans died out because they couldn't read*

I'll be sure to make insult you next time you skip over a post in a 4 page thread. Also, why the fuck is OP pulling out if shes on birth control?

I'll be sure to make insult you next time you skip over a post in a 4 page thread. Also, why the fuck is OP pulling out if shes on birth control?

One page.

I'll be sure to make insult you next time you skip over a post in a 4 page thread. Also, why the fuck is OP pulling out if shes on birth control?

Because a lot of birth control methods are 99% effective.

Which means that every 100 shags, you get a baby.

I'll be sure to make insult you next time you skip over a post in a 4 page thread. Also, why the fuck is OP pulling out if shes on birth control?

One page, noob.

Cum in her gaping asshole and have her shit it back all over the floor. Then grab her by the hair and rub her nose in it.

Because a lot of birth control methods are 99% effective.

Which means that every 100 shags, you get a baby.

...You have no idea how probability works do you?

...You have no idea how probability works do you?

What?

If something is 99% effective, and you have sex 100 times, at least one of those times is going to result in pregnancy.

Hell no, probability doesn't work like that

99% safe means every time you have one percent chance of fuckin up

it only means on AVERAGE you should have a baby every 100 fucks. You could easily have sex 400 times and never get "lucky"
proof is that i'm not a father


Anyways, 99% also is an average among girls. These girls vary in how precise they are in taking the pill every 24 hours, vary in fertility, so do the guys by the way

So... his girl might very well be safe for 99.987342 %

Hell no, probability doesn't work like that

99% safe means every time you have one percent chance of fuckin up

it only means on AVERAGE you should have a baby every 100 fucks. You could easily have sex 400 times and never get "lucky"
proof is that i'm not a father

Well yes, but if you have sex, say, 5000 times, which is a high enough number, you'd get her pregnant 50 times on average. That's the definition of probability - if this number was different, the probability won't be 99%.

I wasn't too serious there anyway, I have no idea what the actual probability is and what it is based on.

I personally love the satisfaction of cumming inside a girl. It's just so satisfying and cozy.

Edit: BTW--the whole 99% effective thing isn't like every person has a one in 100 chance of getting pregnant when using birth control properly. It's more like covering their asses in the case of people with hormonal abnormalities that might not respond completely to the pill.

when in doubt just shoot it on her bed/wherever your fucking.

this won't work at your house. trust me on this.

i've never had sex with one i usually just pull out roll over and nut or just nut on the bed.

Nut wherever she will let you nut.

In her eye, then kick her in the shin. Now you have an angry pirate.

Cum in her ass then suck it out with a straw, chocolate milkshake.

What?

If something is 99% effective, and you have sex 100 times, at least one of those times is going to result in pregnancy.

think about it this way.

if you have a coin (it has 1 in 2 chances of either option). if you get a dome (head) the first time, by your logic, you will have to get a tail the second time. it doesnt work like that.

you have a 99% chance of staying safe. so if you fuck 100 times, the probability of not failing is 0.99 times 0.99 100 times.

thats 0.99^100 = 36%

think about it this way.

if you have a coin (it has 1 in 2 chances of either option). if you get a dome (head) the first time, by your logic, you will have to get a tail the second time. it doesnt work like that.

you have a 99% chance of staying safe. so if you fuck 100 times, the probability of not failing is 0.99 times 0.99 100 times.

thats 0.99^100 = 36%

Say what?

Say what?

I understand what he's on about.

I think he means if you have sex 100 times, you have a 36% chance of getting pregnant on one of those times.

I understand what he's on about.

I think he means if you have sex 100 times, you have a 36% chance of getting pregnant on one of those times.

Ah yes, never mind.

nowhere feels close to as good as a soft west pussy when you pound the shit out of her as you cum

My boyfriend only ever used comdom’s for a few weeks when we started going out. I then started taking the pill, so condom’s were thrown out the window. If she’s on the pill you’re safe to come in her, but it is probably best to ask her, whether it being before hand, or even during the sex (depending if she likes it dirty or not). I love him coming in me, but if for some reason he cant (ie I forgot to take a pill) then he just pull out, come on my stomach, breasts, face, anything like that. But it all depends on what she will feel comfortable with.

Do what I do, come on your hand...
































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Well yes, but if you have sex, say, 5000 times, which is a high enough number, you'd get her pregnant 50 times on average. That's the definition of probability - if this number was different, the probability won't be 99%.

I wasn't too serious there anyway, I have no idea what the actual probability is and what it is based on.

Actually, the probability is 99.9%. This means that 99.9% OF THE FEMALES WHO TAKE THE PILL REGULARLY won't get pregnant. It's based on the number of shagging females who take birth control pills, not the number of shags in which the female takes birth control pills, you idiots. If it were the way you see it and you take 1000 active young women who each shag once every three days while they take birth control pills there will on average be 1000 pregnancies after a year. In reality there will be one case. If she takes her pills the way she's supposed to take 'em, off course.

Who gives a shit about all of these statistics people are posting.

Even if my girl WAS on the pill, I'd still pull it out. I don't want a baby yets. It's not like it won't still feel good, amirite or amirite?

Doesn't feel as good as coming inside your girl while actually trying to impregnate her.

they can't put "100% effective" on the pill because occasionally someone falls pregnant while on it.

it's not just 'you get pregnant once every 100 times you do it' because there are other factors involved, like, oh, i don't know, whether the girl is ovulating or not when you do it.

typically if a girl falls pregnant while on the pill it's because she did something wrong, like skip a few days, was sick and threw up for a few nights, or took antibiotics (they render the pill ineffective).

how about "BIATCH, go get yo stank ass and fish cunt in dat mudafuckin clinic and tell em you want yo pussy checked for an STD count, you square ass dick slobberin ball licking cheap 2 dolla ho!"... works every time for me

Tell her that both you and her need to go get checked out, just in case.

if you both get checked out you won't make her feel like shit, and you might learn something new about yourself ;)