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Originally Posted by TheVizier
Come to mexico. A lot of women have mustaches here 
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I'll pass... I make tacos like every other day... I have enough mexico to hold me over for the rest of my life.
In other news, I do, infact, hate hairy armpits... I also hate chicks with beards... that would just be fucking freaky...
Think about the possibilities for sex with a chick with a moustache... she could be from a different era every week! Handle-bar moustaches, Hitler-stache, Stalinstache...
Could even do this ---

---and have fucking handle bars while she sucked your dick!
Not only that, but if you were 69'ing and she had a little hitler-stache, or even a charlie chaplin, her stache' would tickle your balls, and it wouldn't be gay because its totally female...
The possibilities are endless!