Ok, so ... true, though slightly embarrassing story

I'm sitting behind my computer, drinking wine and listening to European techno and ditto metal when I inadvertently crush my wine glass in my hand.

No cuts, no shard, no splinters - I'm fine and so is everything else - no need to ask me if I'm ok, okay.

Just a quick question, should I lay off the Colombard?
It's only my first bottle tonight, haven't had a drop of cold ethyl in me since the day before yesterday, and somehow I can't shake the feeling that I've lost control over my strength.

take it easy on the juice there, hulk

Steroids shrink your penis.

Probably shouldn't listen to techno and metal at the same time while drinking.

Snort it.

Maybe loosen your grip a bit, eh?

Or don't drink when angry.

Or don't drink when angry.

There's no better time, good sir.

The OP would benefit greatly from investing in plastic cups.

Or don't drink when angry.

I can't believe you just said that.

No such thing as too much of a good thing.

Famous last words prior to "Oh please help me Jesus, I swear I'll never drink again."

I would be more embarrassed by that taste in music...

What the hell is there to be embarrassed about my taste of music? Colors and tastes my man.

There's no better time, good sir.

The OP would benefit greatly from investing in plastic cups.

I've been on the look out for some stainless steel "glasses" as seen in "the man with the golden gun", but alas, no joy jet.

On another note: I'm not on steroïds! My dick's small enough as it is.

Hold the glass by the stem. Drink sake. Get a beer helmet. Use a sippy-cup.

What the hell is there to be embarrassed about my taste of music? Colors and tastes my man.



I've been on the look out for some stainless steel "glasses" as seen in "the man with the golden gun", but alas, no joy jet.

On another note: I'm not on steroïds! My dick's small enough as it is.

http://www.cheftools.com/prodinfo-new.asp?number=03-0184

a search for "Steel wine glasses" and you get alot...

Drink from a different, less breakable cup.

What the hell is there to be embarrassed about my taste of music? Colors and tastes my man. .

Your right… nothing to be ashamed of.
It's just that particular combo of musical taste's have to be my least favorite music.

That being said sometimes they have nice video’s to accompany them.

keep doin your steriod thing just remember go to the doc and get shots of testosteron (sp) so your muscles and balls can grow big like horse

what the fuck is going on