Apparently my girlfriend is cheating on me... as I type this. We've been dating for 6 months. She's at a party and one of my good friends is there too and he just called me and left me a message saying shes fucking this other guy right now. Where do I go from here?!?! I thought everything was great between us I can't even fucking believe this.

I'm all spun out on coke right now too and dont wanna call her cuz I'll say something stupid or make the wrong decision. FUCK. The anger is setting in. I trust this friend completely too so I know hes not just making it up.

I don't know whether to call her now or text her or what I'd even say. I've never been cheated on before. What the hell do I do????

EDIT- Oh forgot to add that I'm on house arrest so I can't really take any serious action against the dude or anything like that.

GATECRASH THE PARTY MAN

Open a can of whoop-ass

Truer words have never been expressed by an acolyte.

Haha that's exactly what I would do. If I weren't on house arrest...:(

Pretend you don't know, then the next time she's over at your place beat the hell out of her?

^--

but set her up for some massive fall, like give her a giant guilt trip or something (If she feels guilty)

or embaress the shit out of her, treat her like utter crap.

Would've been nice to know you were on house arrest earlier haha, tell your friend to do something?

You're on coke! Show up with a baseball bat and bash his skull in and make her eat his brains!

I'm assuming she's drunk and all, so have your friend go on into the room where's she's slutting it up and take a picture on his camera phone so she can't deny it when you backhand her and kick her to the curb tomorrow morning.

win.

Also, don't take action against the guy unless you know him and he knows that she's your woman. She's the one breaking your trust. He's just some random guy hooking up with some chick at a party. But if he knows she's your woman...then it's up to you.

Once you know that she did cheat for a fact, dump and no other contact.

win.

Also, don't take action against the guy unless you know him and he knows that she's your woman. She's the one breaking your trust. He's just some random guy hooking up with some chick at a party. But if he knows she's your woman...then it's up to you.

Once you know that she did cheat for a fact, dump and no other contact.

I know him somewhat. Ive been to his apartment for parties and hes sold me bud before. But honestly I have no clue if he knows I'm dating her. I'd be surprised if he didn't know since my friend is friends with this guy she's fucking.

But yeah I'm just trying to figure why she did it. Everything seemed perfectly fine between us and we have a great sex life.

Maybe it's karma... I cheated on my last girlfriend. Now I know how it feels, its horrible.

Maybe it's karma... I cheated on my last girlfriend.

You fucking deserve it, in that case.

I hope it hurts.

ive always wanted to do something similar to the following to a cheating girlfriend

1)shes at a party, bangin some dude
2)you go to the party
3)you text her. say "where are you"
4)she lies, saying something else
5)creep up behind her as soon as she sends it and whisper "O RLY?"

Okay, first things first: Don't let her know you know. Invite her over for an evening, and cook her an extremely nice dinner. I'm talking lobster or some shit, with a side order of extremely powerful sedative. Then, when she's sufficiently doped, finish eating your undrugged food. Tie her arms to the rear bumper of your car and hang a sign around her neck reading "Fucking bitch cheated on me!". Finally, drive around town drinking beer and playing Backstreet Boys as loud as possible.

Haha! I like that idea. After dragging her around a while I'll leave her tied to train tracks and hope she wakes up in time to see the train coming at her.

First thing that went through my mind

Better yet, drug her, like he said right...
then tie her up ok?

Then what you do right, is you get a small glass jar, like one for jam or something, fill it with drano and put the lid on.
You'll also want to bring some lube.

Drive out into the middle of nowhere.
While she's still out, have her 'sitting' somewhere, leaning against something(tree?), loosen the lid of the jar, lube it up, and shove it into her pussy. you don't want to spill anything yet so you'll have to be careful.
The point is that when she moves, the liquid will spill out of the jar (since you loosened the lid).

Once it's there wait until she wakes up. Once she wakes up get her to stand up and as she stands push her over.

Better yet, drug her, like he said right...
then tie her up ok?

Then what you do right, is you get a small glass jar, like one for jam or something, fill it with drano and put the lid on.
You'll also want to bring some lube.

Dive out into the middle of nowhere.
While she's still out, have her 'sitting' somewhere, leaning against something(tree?), loosen the lid of the jar, lube it up, and shove it into her pussy. you don't want to spill anything yet so you'll have to be careful.
The point is that when she moves, the liquid will spill out of the jar (since you loosened the lid).

Once it's there wait until she wakes up. Once she wakes up get her to stand up and as she stands push her over.

LOL I like that, very original. Could someone give me some serious advice though on what to do please?

Better yet, drug her, like he said right...
then tie her up ok?

Then what you do right, is you get a small glass jar, like one for jam or something, fill it with drano and put the lid on.
You'll also want to bring some lube.

Dive out into the middle of nowhere.
While she's still out, have her 'sitting' somewhere, leaning against something(tree?), loosen the lid of the jar, lube it up, and shove it into her pussy. you don't want to spill anything yet so you'll have to be careful.
The point is that when she moves, the liquid will spill out of the jar (since you loosened the lid).

Once it's there wait until she wakes up. Once she wakes up get her to stand up and as she stands push her over.

Pfft, that's nothing. Here's what you should do, OP:

Don't let her know you know. Become friends with the guy she fucked and invite him over to your place to hang out. Just as he walks through the door, punch him in the face as hard as you can, knocking him out. Strip off all his clothes and tie him to a chair. Get a nail and a blowtorch, and heat the nail until it's glowing red hot. When he wakes up, carve the entire original post you made in this thread into the flesh of his abdomen, reheating the nail as necessary. When you're done, take a picture of him.

Next, get about twenty or so cans of expanding foam sealant and a wooden refrigerator box. Place him, still tied to the chair and alive, inside the box and begin filling it with the foam. Once the box is completely full, let it harden for roughly twenty four hours, then put the lid on and mail it to a random address in some country like North Korea.

Continue your relationship with your girlfriend like nothing happened. A year or so later, once everyone has given up looking for him, mail the picture you took to your girlfriend. Wait outside her house on the day it arrives, and as she goes to her mailbox, sneak up behind her. Wait until she opens the letter and, just as the realization of what she's looking at dawns on her, grab her head with both of your hands, so your middle fingers are over her eyeballs. Squeeze as hard as you possibly can while whispering "look at what you made me do" into her left ear, until she's dead.

Flee to some country with tropical beaches and no extradition treaty, to live out the rest of your days in peace.

Oh, and for some serious advice: break up with her and move on with your life.

Better yet, drug her, like he said right...
then tie her up ok?

Then what you do right, is you get a small glass jar, like one for jam or something, fill it with drano and put the lid on.
You'll also want to bring some lube.

Dive out into the middle of nowhere.
While she's still out, have her 'sitting' somewhere, leaning against something(tree?), loosen the lid of the jar, lube it up, and shove it into her pussy. you don't want to spill anything yet so you'll have to be careful.
The point is that when she moves, the liquid will spill out of the jar (since you loosened the lid).

Once it's there wait until she wakes up. Once she wakes up get her to stand up and as she stands push her over.

Hahahaha, fuckin A, that's awesome.

She's probably done it before, enjoy your AIDS.

Such wisdom, it's brilliant.

OP, don't do a damn thing, be happy that you feel like absolute shit and that you won't cheat on any future girl friends (assuming you arent an idiot) It's the down time that we learn valuable lessons, if you'll allow it.

The funniest thing is that the friend of yours that sent you the message is the one that's banging her.

Take a shotgun and half a dozen bottles of molotovs, drive through the door, and let your instincts guide you through the rest.

She probably cheated on your because you have such redeeming qualities like the fact that your on house arrest and the fact that you do coke...

Dump the bitch and move on?

Once a cheater always a cheater. ctrl alt delete that bitch.

If I have to read another post about your slutty girlfreind, I will find you.

Seriously, just move on.

source of all solutions:

1. Molotov Everything
2. Ass Rape your Bitch
3. Kill Yourself by ramming a molotov up your arse then lighting it
4. ????
5. Profit (for the rest of humanity by you not being able to spread your shitty genes to the next generation)

Then you are pretty fucked if you are a coke dependent shit bag on house arrest. No wonder the girl cheats on you, I dont think it would be very pleasing to be stuck with a nerve addicted loser who cant satisfy your needs cause he cant go outside of his house because he is considered too dangerously stupid to be let loose around humans.

If you want her stop being a cheapshit. Grab your balls and drown that powder off the toilet, trade your house arrest for community service if that is possible and when you are done take your chick raving and give her the ride of her life.
Fuck your pals and your street creds. They aint worth a shit.

Truer words have never been expressed by an acolyte.

very clear and good point.

ftw :D

No, see, what you do is this. You say that you know she did cheat on you, and the only way to mend your relationship is with sweet, sweet anal sex. Convince her to have an enema first, and have you administer it. Use alcohol instead of water, if she complains just tell her it should feel like that, just means that it is working. When you are fucking her, drop a lit match on her asshole. Take pictures.

Dump her and thats the end of it. Find a new girl.

Propose to her

Invest in a mortar and a mortar training guide. Calculate that shit and bomb his house.

Its win win you didn't break house arrest

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/every-woman-is-a-cheating-whore/

Relevant.

Propose to her

qft, joke.





Serious advice now ok.......treat her like the fucking slut she is from now on and this won't happen again. Also slap her around a bit, this is really good at making you feel hard, trust me.

Propose to her

Do this and let her organize the wedding and everything, just don't pay anything.
Then like the day of the wedding tell her you found out she cheated and fake your own suicide.
Show up randomly at places where she goes but only let her see flashes of you so she thinks she's going insane.
Make calls to her phone then hang up when she answers.
Wait for her to kill herself then reveal yourself to the world at her funeral.

Do this and let her organize the wedding and everything, just don't pay anything.
Then like the day of the wedding tell her you found out she cheated and fake your own suicide.
Show up randomly at places where she goes but only let her see flashes of you so she thinks she's going insane.
Make calls to her phone then hang up when she answers.
Wait for her to kill herself then reveal yourself to the world at her funeral.

You should be writing movie scripts, that sounded awesome.

its simple, make her feel really bad. get her super fucked up and tell her you know what she did and you love her, but it is really hard for you to get over it. continue this line of bullshit and convince her to do the most disgusting sexual act you can convince her to do. catch it all on video, send copies to everyone she knows and post on totse.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/every-woman-is-a-cheating-whore/

Relevant.

Haha man that made me feel so much better. So did this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM&eurl=http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
That guy is my fucking hero.

I'm gonna dump this bitch, I can't let her get away with that shit and even if I did for some reason stay with her I wouldn't ever be able to get the thought of her fucking him out of my mind.

I would just kill her but I value the rest of my life over the rest of hers.

Haha man that made me feel so much better. So did this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM&eurl=http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
That guy is my fucking hero.

I'm gonna dump this bitch, I can't let her get away with that shit and even if I did for some reason stay with her I wouldn't ever be able to get the thought of her fucking him out of my mind.

I would just kill her but I value the rest of my life over the rest of hers.

this, just dump her, and get on with your life, she isn't wort it :),

this, just dump her, and get on with your life, she isn't wort it :),

The bitch won't answer her phone man. I was texting/arguing with her all day and now she'snot answering probably because she knows whats coming lol. Stupid bitch.

What you want to do right... get to that party immediately, take the nearest object to you (lamp or something), go in the room that shes in, shine that lamp up reaaallll good........................... turn that sun-bitch sides AND STICK IT RIGHT UP, HER CANDY ASS!!!!!!! If ya smeeellllllllelelelelell

The bitch won't answer her phone man. I was texting/arguing with her all day and now she'snot answering probably because she knows whats coming lol. Stupid bitch.

oh, :(, could just send her a text, she will get it eventually, i mean i know it is a pussy way out, but sometimes, there is just no other way...

oh, :(, could just send her a text, she will get it eventually, i mean i know it is a pussy way out, but sometimes, there is just no other way...

Yeah I know but I'm really looking forward to the crying and pleading and begging. It'll be a good ego booster, which I feel like I could really use right now.

Break up with her? Don't even bother calling or answering her calls. Here's your solution my friend:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Bottles_of_Jameson_Irish_Whiskey.JPG

Never talk to the bitch again.

Now that you are single you may read this book

http://wifetraining.net/onlinestore/merchant.mvc?

I read it in jail and it makes alot of sense

Pfft, that's nothing. Here's what you should do, OP:

Don't let her know you know. Become friends with the guy she fucked and invite him over to your place to hang out. Just as he walks through the door, punch him in the face as hard as you can, knocking him out. Strip off all his clothes and tie him to a chair. Get a nail and a blowtorch, and heat the nail until it's glowing red hot. When he wakes up, carve the entire original post you made in this thread into the flesh of his abdomen, reheating the nail as necessary. When you're done, take a picture of him.

Next, get about twenty or so cans of expanding foam sealant and a wooden refrigerator box. Place him, still tied to the chair and alive, inside the box and begin filling it with the foam. Once the box is completely full, let it harden for roughly twenty four hours, then put the lid on and mail it to a random address in some country like North Korea.

Continue your relationship with your girlfriend like nothing happened. A year or so later, once everyone has given up looking for him, mail the picture you took to your girlfriend. Wait outside her house on the day it arrives, and as she goes to her mailbox, sneak up behind her. Wait until she opens the letter and, just as the realization of what she's looking at dawns on her, grab her head with both of your hands, so your middle fingers are over her eyeballs. Squeeze as hard as you possibly can while whispering "look at what you made me do" into her left ear, until she's dead.

Flee to some country with tropical beaches and no extradition treaty, to live out the rest of your days in peace.

Oh, and for some serious advice: break up with her and move on with your life.

This post, trumps all. Period.

Good luck OP, that sounds really annoyingly difficult especially considering your 'unique situation' of not being able to leave your house. I'd be super pissed and feel completely betrayed if I knew it was happening presently and could do absolutely nothing about it. Probably the worst feeling ever.

To make the OP feel better, I know of a guy who is quite a bit older than me, probably 27 or 28, and when he was around 20 or so, his girlfriend backed over him with a boat while they were wakeboarding and the propeller sliced his face from his forehead to his chin. He is now horribly disfigured.

While he was in the hospital, his girlfriend went around fucking random dudes.

Needless to say, they broke up.



Now that is bad.

So cheer up.

Haha holy shit. I'll never go boating with another girl again after reading that. But yeah thankyou I do feel better lol.

some people think the qu'uran makes lots of sense too.

we call those people... terrorists.

it just hit me you probably don't know what the qu'uran is

ive always wanted to do something similar to the following to a cheating girlfriend

1)shes at a party, bangin some dude
2)you go to the party
3)you text her. say "where are you"
4)she lies, saying something else
5)creep up behind her as soon as she sends it and smack that bitch

fixed

best post in this thread.

Just break up with her.

It's simple.

slapaho

Alright so I found out that she didn't fuck the guy but I know for a fact that she was hitting on him and grinding on him. I keep asking her WHAT exactly she was doing in his car with him for half an hour and she completely avoids the question!

Also, she keeps getting all defensive so I know she most likely made out with him or something. But by her getting all defensive it tells me she knows she did SOMETHING wrong. I'm just trying to get the truth out of her. She keeps trying to turn it around on me by saying shit like "after all you've put me through in this relationship!!" and shit like that. I really dont even know what it is she mean when she says that.

Any advice???

What the fuck? Isn't it obvious? Whatever they were doing in his car, it wasn't a pleasent, friendly chat. And if she was flirting with him and grinding on him, just break the fuck up with her. Just tell her to fuck off, really. Will knowing "the truth" really make it any better?
Just save your dignity, or what is left of it, and tell her to fuck off.

I know. I just didn't want it to end like this I feel like I had a good thing and I still really do like her for some reason. I just need to get the truth out of her and then I'll feel better.

Remember what Othello did?

Hint: murder/suicide

I know. I just didn't want it to end like this I feel like I had a good thing and I still really do like her for some reason. I just need to get the truth out of her and then I'll feel better.

I lust after my ex too, we've been broken up for about two weeks now. We didn't split because she was cheating on me, but she just didn't want any sort of coherent relationship and viewed me more platonically, as a friend, but I wanted to be with her and like her very much(can't say I loved her, we were together for only 4 months or so). But we broke it off. Now whenever I see her talking with a guy friend of hers(they are very close), I get hella angry. And I can't remedy this by hooking up with some random girl because I don't do that - I don't like it and I don't hang out in a company where that sort of thing could be possible.
Anyway, its going to hurt, but dragging this on will fuck you up even more. I'm in a big rut now because of that shit, and will still be for a while. But whatever you get out of her, it won't be the truth and if you just cut her off right now it will be better in the long term.

You're strung out on coke, and you're under house arrest.

I really don't blame her. At all.

Dump her, move on. Simple plan. Unless you want to go to jail instead of be at home.

I lust after my ex too, we've been broken up for about two weeks now. We didn't split because she was cheating on me, but she just didn't want any sort of coherent relationship and viewed me more platonically, as a friend, but I wanted to be with her and like her very much(can't say I loved her, we were together for only 4 months or so). But we broke it off. Now whenever I see her talking with a guy friend of hers(they are very close), I get hella angry. And I can't remedy this by hooking up with some random girl because I don't do that - I don't like it and I don't hang out in a company where that sort of thing could be possible.
Anyway, its going to hurt, but dragging this on will fuck you up even more. I'm in a big rut now because of that shit, and will still be for a while. But whatever you get out of her, it won't be the truth and if you just cut her off right now it will be better in the long term.

I know, I realize that last part. But I just don't know. I know I won't get the truth from her which doesn't make me feel any better but this girl makes me so god damn happy. She's also done a lot for me to help me through certain situations in my life and she's just been there for me in general when most people wouldn't. She's a good person and I know she wasn't trying to hurt me. And I feel like I don't have adequate proof to break it off, but I do have the feeling that she isn't being honest.

Who cares? Does she still like you? Do you still like her? because if so then your relationship is stable, except that now you have a get-out-of-jail free card to fuck some other chick, or at least get your girl to agree to a threesome.

Yeah we still like each other but this is a huge blow to the trust I have in her. And the fact that she still isn't admitting anything doesn't help either. She keeps getting all defensive and now she's saying she "needs space" because she feels like no one is on her side.

The fact that she won't admit to doing anything wrong is really indicative of how much she values your relationship. Sometimes people cheat; it's really awful, and never justifiable, but it does happen. But generally when you cheat on someone you care about you feel like complete shit, confess everything, and beg for them to forgive you. She doesn't sound like she's experiencing any remorse...it actually kind of sounds like she feels justified in cheating. As much as it it sucks to admit defeat and end a relationship, it really sounds like that's your best option.

Thankyou for the advice I actually really do appreciate that. I think you're right, I'm probably just going to break up with her. She's treating me like shit by acting like this. I'll just wait until she's ready to talk to me and if she doesn't admit to anything then I'm going to break up with her.:(

Open and shut, break up with her.

No need to make a scene or anything, this shit happens all the time.

People get bored.

In b4 shut your whore mouth.

come on, you know you want to fuck her life up and post it on totse.

wat the fuck.

man instead of just dumping her like that, it would be much more benefficial to you if you just keep acting like nothing is wrong and just start dating/fucking other girls. you will have +1 to the count of bitches you fuck regularly.doesnt that make more damn sense then killing her or dumping her???

If I was a little less experienced and mature I'd be all over that idea. I'm not going to allow myself to sink to her level and I don't think cheating is ever worth the bad karma it brings.

If I was a little less experienced and mature I'd be all over that idea. I'm not going to allow myself to sink to her level and I don't think cheating is ever worth the bad karma it brings.

you said yourself you cheated on your last bitch......and your on house arrest and on coke....and your asking totse for advice on what to do.....i doubt you can sink any lower.

Pfft, that's nothing. Here's what you should do, OP:

Don't let her know you know. Become friends with the guy she fucked and invite him over to your place to hang out. Just as he walks through the door, punch him in the face as hard as you can, knocking him out. Strip off all his clothes and tie him to a chair. Get a nail and a blowtorch, and heat the nail until it's glowing red hot. When he wakes up, carve the entire original post you made in this thread into the flesh of his abdomen, reheating the nail as necessary. When you're done, take a picture of him.

Next, get about twenty or so cans of expanding foam sealant and a wooden refrigerator box. Place him, still tied to the chair and alive, inside the box and begin filling it with the foam. Once the box is completely full, let it harden for roughly twenty four hours, then put the lid on and mail it to a random address in some country like North Korea.

Continue your relationship with your girlfriend like nothing happened. A year or so later, once everyone has given up looking for him, mail the picture you took to your girlfriend. Wait outside her house on the day it arrives, and as she goes to her mailbox, sneak up behind her. Wait until she opens the letter and, just as the realization of what she's looking at dawns on her, grab her head with both of your hands, so your middle fingers are over her eyeballs. Squeeze as hard as you possibly can while whispering "look at what you made me do" into her left ear, until she's dead.

Flee to some country with tropical beaches and no extradition treaty, to live out the rest of your days in peace.

Oh, and for some serious advice: break up with her and move on with your life.


WHY would you kick that guys ass? All he did was get pussy, hell, he probably didn't even know. And even if he did, why would he pass up getting laid because some douchebag he doesn't know is dating her? Any sane guy would do the same thing 9 times out of 10. so fuck the slut, not the regular, normal horny guy.

WHY would you kick that guys ass? All he did was get pussy, hell, he probably didn't even know. And even if he did, why would he pass up getting laid because some douchebag he doesn't know is dating her? Any sane guy would do the same thing 9 times out of 10. so fuck the slut, not the regular, normal horny guy.


make him pay !!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!

SMASH HER BOX!!!!!!!!

What bigger sign do you need that the relationship is over? You going down on her and finding hickies on the inside of her legs when you haven't seen her for days? Going to kiss her and noticing dried flakes of cum next to her lips?

Do what I did ( and obviously karma was on my side as there was no way i could stage this).

I hadnt talked to her for like 3 months. Then one night she comes to my bedroom window begging to borrow some money or give her some smack. I hear her knocking on the window, and I open it and pull the blinds up a bit. She looks in and theres me, grinning like a devil, ass-naked fucking her ex-friend doggystyle (FACING OUT THE WINDOW) that she was jealous as shit of...because while we were in the relationship she knew I used to have a crush on her. SO the girl im fucking has her head buried in the pillow now, and is all laughing...and the ex just has her mouth hanging open. I say "Sorry babe, Im kinda busy right now. I might call you later." and then I slam the window, laughing my ass off, as i hear the ex's car peel out from in front of my house.

That made every ounce of pain that girl caused me fucking worth it...just to see the look on her face. :D It still makes me fucking smile to this very moment.


CaspeR

Hire a Hitman, seriously... Do it

Hire Agent-47, i don't know his going rate but he'll get the job done

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Hire Agent-47, i don't know his going rate but he'll get the job done

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb113/1Golfish/hitman.jpg

With a fucking minigun, that he'll have trouble carrying around, but be able to lift with one hand and drop. (Hitman 1)

win45

some people think the qu'uran makes lots of sense too.

we call those people... terrorists.

it just hit me you probably don't know what the qu'uran is

amazed at stupidity

LOL

Standard move by girls/people who did something wrong. She won't admit anything wrong and when she says, "after all you have put me through," it means she knows she did something wrong, but is trying to get you to admit it was your fault she did that.

Yea I know psychology. Its the same stupid mentality that feminists have on how its all men's fault that they aren't achieving their own goals in life. It is stupid.

Its the same stupid mentality that feminists have on how its all men's fault that they aren't achieving their own goals in life. It is stupid.

I'd say they're unrelated. A more technical term for that behavior is called 'Gaslighting', a subtle but pretty powerful form of manipulation. Basically a person will try to convince you of something that isn't true, in order to cloud or avoid dealing with a situation. It's a broad range of behavior, 'Gaslighting' can encompass all different sorts of manipulation. Usually it involves some sort of narcissistic behavior along with the associated desire to preserve self image by clouding the facts or presenting a false 'truth' in earnest or under the guise of an honest emotional appeal. Ie: It doesn't take a genius to see, that many people use 'emotional outbursts' as tools to take attention away from something or to throw a person off the trail.

Though on the other hand, she may very well have a point, and that the relationship has been trying for her. Considering the OP, I honestly don't find this all together unlikely. If that's the case, the easiest response is: "Why not leave, then?"

Your girlfriend is a slut/ hoe bag...

I suggest you disassociate from her before you waste what ever price less time you have in your life, apposed from losing yourself in the pot holes of a road, that leads to nowhere.

Ohhhhh


http://www.revengecrabs.com/


Go and infect the whore, tiger!

LMAO... fucking THIS, do it!!!

win45

Hahah I thought so. If there was some way to create a situation in which this would work, I think this would be best for anyone.

(If you dont know what im talking about, refer to the last page).


CaspeR

That is fucking awesome!

rape the bitch

OH........MY........GOD!!! YESSSSSS

Im putting in my billing info as we speak....

This is EXACTLY what I wanted to do...I just couldnt find anyone with crabs to fuck her. Id settle for AIDS tho. She was pretty fucked up to me.


Grrreat post.



CaspeR

OH........MY........GOD!!! YESSSSSS

Im putting in my billing info as we speak....

This is EXACTLY what I wanted to do...I just couldnt find anyone with crabs to fuck her. Id settle for AIDS tho. She was pretty fucked up to me.


Grrreat post.



CaspeR

All you have to do is get them in her bed. Read the FAQs

Its my ex GF dude...havent talked to her in 4, 5 months except the time I mentioned when she came to my window and i was fucking her friend (after she cheated on me and we were broken up).



CaspeR

But srsly, get tested for teh std.