What are some bad ideas to do with a golf club?

Beat up a golf ball.

My gosh, you kids these days are fucking stupid. When you learn something about Anarchism then come back to me. (Hint: Its not about running around and being a dumb fuck.)

Hit things with it.

Try to Tee off your own balls, that's always anarchous. (Probably not a real word)

Hit golf balls at things while drunk

I know what the OP can do that would make him a total rebel. He could rebel against the "mainstream" and his fellow peers by doing something almost no one his age does.

Brace yourself.......

READ A DAMN BOOK!

Trust me, not many kids do that these days.

ever played GTA?

So I should read a book while holding a golf club?

Self-colonoscopy.