1. Get a job you actually want to work at.

This is important. Dont get a job just because it pays really well but you hate where you work, who you work with and everything else about it.

2. Make sure you always make "allies" higher up.

This allows more leverage in your new/current workplace. If someones hassling you out, then go see the manager/whoever your friendly with. Also, a friendly manager is less likely to fire your ass when they get asked the question to fire someone.

3. Have fun at work.

Always have fun at work. It makes the day go faster, and aslong as you get your work done, the boss wont(shoundnt) care. This is also a benefit of number 2.

4. Make friends.

Sounds cheesy, i know, but it's better then having enemies right? Better to have someone that can help you with your work, go out drinking with, etc. Female friends are always a bonus.


Anyone agree with these? Feel free to add your own, etc.

aren't these things common sense? I think everyone knows to try and make friends with the higher ups and to TRY and make friends

Mostly common sense but yes, good advice.

5. Good work ethic and attendance will get you to move up(in most cases)

good thread. though it is common sense i think we need to expand this a lil more on good life tips for totse members only.
1. Try ecstacy at least once-best feeling u will ever have in ur life/WAY BETTER THEN SEX at least for the 1st time
2.Put ur dick in a vagina
3.If ur a juvenile, try to do as many crimes as possible except anything to do with violence and even if u do get caught, ull get a slap on the wrist.
4.go to a rave
5.stay healthy as much as u can

His points were valid. Yours are just a sorry attempt at humor.

This is totse, posts advocating drugs, sex and crime are pretty much par for the course.

I advise everyone to have a wide range of experiences. Not something you must do, but something worthwhile nonetheless.

Must do things are: save money, get qualifications, have some fun (not too much).

trust me my points are not for humor. theyre actually good tips comming from totse.
another thing i wanna add is dont use all ur money, SAVE!

get off this site.

anyways, although these are valid points, this seemed like a waste of time kuz it didnt teach anyone anything new. and if any of these points didnt seem obvious to you already, then wow, you must be stupid.