I was walking out to my bus today and my neighbor's dog bit me in the leg. He mostly just grabbed the jeans, but it still hurt like a bitch (pun intended).

Anyways, I need some ways to get back at him. I live right next door, so if I kill the thing with a thermite bomb, I'm going to be questioned at the least.

not your blog

great advice, faggot. now someone give me some suggestions.

You didn't ask us for anything, you just came in here telling us about your neighbour's dog, and "what you need".

You didn't specifically ask for anything.

I think it was implied that I wanted discussion of this, faggot. please do yourself a favor and drink some antifreeze.

Back on topic. Does anyone have any ideas for revenge?

I'll actually do this if you take the time and effort to buy some and mail it to my location.

Also, how would self harm be a favour to me? Explain this, Mr. I-Cannot-Distinguish-The-Difference-Between-Periods-And-Question-Marks?

the only location you've given is pedobaiting.org. I think they may open it and say "wtf?"

Never mind,

Joshua Smith

I'll send some anti-freeze to you at:

46 Parnell Road

in:

Papakura

Any idiot could figure out that "pedobaiting.org" is not a country nor a town name, but look at the ".org" suffix and acknowledge that it is indeed a URL.