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Not trolling this time.

:(

How the fuck can you convince someone out of this bullshit?

Her: wuld u care if i kild miself
Me: What the fuck? Of course I would
Her: i fink i shuld do it
Me: If you did, I'll kill myself too, find you in the next world and kill you out of that one
Her: but i feel i gota
Me: If you are going to, I'll kill you myself, I'd rather spend life in jail than have you kill yourself
Her: bt then ur lyf wuld be fukt
Me: I would rather be in jail than you killing youself
Her: no
Me: Yes!
Her: im sitting in th bathroom. i ht this.
Me: Alright, put any/all weapons away. We can talk about this.
*waits for reply*

Shit.... I'll off myself if she does this, how the fuck can one live knowing a suicide was dedicated to them?

Attention Whore?

is she 12?

Jooniar: I'm not sure...

Gillroy: No.

Are you trolling or does she really type like that?

AHAHAHA You're retarded. Tell her to do it.

Honestly, i think she's attention whoring.

From the way she types and how she's said it.. I mean, if she was serious, would she tell you that she was going to do it?

EDIT: Just saw your edit, call her?

This is the most serious thread I've posted in SG to date.

And yes, she does type like that. This is texting, anyway.

I don't have the heart to call, she might get butthurt about me and cap herself while on the phone.

well dude, if you aren't gonna call then texting doesn't have much merit.

Your choices are..

1. Call her, she might off herself because you did.
2. Don't call her, she might off herself anyway.

If you're seriously thinking she's going to do this (you would know her attitude better than i would) then you either need to go see her in person or call her.

If you don't want to do either, then there's not much else you can do.

well dude, if you aren't gonna call then texting doesn't have much merit.

Your choices are..

1. Call her, she might off herself because you did.
2. Don't call her, she might off herself anyway.

If you're seriously thinking she's going to do this (you would know her attitude better than i would) then you either need to go see her in person or call her.

If you don't want to do either, then there's not much else you can do.God, dammit.

I don't fucking know what to do.

:(

Just go to her place and comfort her till she is better

If i was you, i would go see her in person.

It's the only way you can be sure that she's safe.

Hmmm...

Don't text her saying your going there to see her or whatever.

Be prepared for a wrestle aswell;)

Go see her azapz

You better call the authorities quickly, get her the attention she wants nice and fast before she accidently hirts herself.

Her: im going
Me: Going where?
Me: What are you doing atm
Her: sitting in bathrom crying
Me: Why the bathroom
Her: has a lock nd no 1 can hear me kry
Me: Don't kill youself =(
Me: Can we talk on the phone
Her: no
Me: Look, I want you to stop being retarded. Stop talking nonsense, you are obviously sad, I'm trying to cheer you up but you are pretty keen on begging for attention.
Her: fine. bye. u dnt care abwt me. u dnt. i cant do dis. im hurtin so much.
Her: fuck u. leave me the fuck alone.


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Call her "piss-lips" and then you'll be one up on her again.

What?

EDIT: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=piss%20lips

Hmmm..

she's attention whoring.
(ill eat my words if she does off herself =P)

I'd off myself if she offed herself, how the fuck can one live with themself knowing a suicide was dedicated to them?

if you don't do anything then if something serious DOES happen, you'll only regret it even more and it will torture you.

That said, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? If you think she's serious, GET. OVER. THERE.

Attention whoring. People really notifying others of their intent to commit suicide tend to type correctly.

Think about it. If I was going to kill someone, would I send them a message saying "lol, i will kilt u,"? No. I would send a message reading "I am going to drive over to your house and put a .45 into your head."

You know how myspace biatches are..

"OmG i ToTaLlI lUv Ur nU sKiiN OMGLOL"

I'm just saying, in matters of real life and death, most people will drop the retarded myspace-speak.

I know where you're coming from, but she is still sending me texts like this.

So much is going on......:(

She needs someone to talk to you fucking retard. Just listen. and what not.

Women like that generally don't want anything constructive.

I think she has calmed down now, I told her to fuck off and she BAWWWWWWWWWED so I didn't reply.

Hahaha, nice. Stupid bitches...

She's your EX girlfriend...what are you bitching about?

See my posts about conscience of a suicide that was basically your fault.

Encourage her.

Encourage her to suicide. Tell her to shoot up a school before doing it though. Remember... she needs to beat 33! We can't let that chink hold that damn record...

She types 'fink' instead of think.

You should kill YOURself for ever dating that fucking chav piece of whitetrash trash

Shit, typing like that... She's obviously incredibly stupid and immature.

Anyways, I had a psycho ex that I cared for, do the same to me. A ciuple of times she said that if she couldn't be with me, she had no reason to live. What kind of a thing is that to do... Telling someone... I love you, butif you don't love me back I'mma off myself.

One time things got real bad and I didn't know what to say... And I was crying and emotional and everything and after hearing the threat so often I said fine, do it. I can't force myself to love you... I'd rather you lived and waited for life to get better, but if you don't see that an option, I can't stop you.

I see now that it was kind of an uncool thing to do, but what else was there to do... I'd told her a million times not to do it, but she just kept rambling about it. This was over a year after I broke up with her...

Anyways, she didn't do it. She didn't do it and I think she's doing better. She's got friends now and stuff... I guess I was just lucky that she didn't do it.

How old is she?

I wouldn't worry about it, you've already reached out to her.

if she pretends to kill herself, you should kill your self. then shell end up killing herself anyways. like romeo and juliet, only better.
do it

When someone texts you their suicide note, the only responsible thing to do is to quickly respond with "lol."

You know what I would have done? Sent the emergency services / ambulance round to her house. That way, if she was serious, she'd get the medical attention she needs. And if she's attention whoring (which I'm almost certain she is) perhaps she'll be so embarassed of herself that she won't pull a stunt like that again.

With spelling like that... , but seriously, make her think that life is worth living?

How has this not been locked?

How the fuck would it be your fault if she killed herself? You're under no obligation to save her. Her killing herself would be no more your responsibility than some nigerian starving to death because you didn't give your paycheck to amnesty international.

soon shes going to kill herself, and then text you telling you shes dead.


If i was you i wouldn't have texted back, because then her whole ordeal wouldn't have a purpose as it is obviously to tell you something.


Alternatively i would have rang up her house and told her parents what she was saying.


Alternatively i would have told her "not accross the road OR up the street.......straight accross the jugular"

If there is an afterlife, I hope they will have a school where she can go to learn how to speak & type fucking English.

She's on the computer in her bathroom?

I would be more worried about that than the suicide...

^....why

The world would be a better place if you just step away from it.

uhh

ignore them

ppl who do this want attention

and dumbasses like you fall for it

simple as shit

Well I can see why you are a dumbass.

Very stimulating and grammatically correct conversation.

She seems to be alright now, she had calmed down last night with "y dnt u luv me :'(" texts, I just kept telling her why, and also, she apparently loves me :\

I just told her I have to think about this and then stopped texting her ....

Not computer in bathroom, this is texting.

Xerxes, when people send fucking retarded texts, I have no choice but to respond with intelligence.

^....why

I think she's alluding to the dangers of electronic equipment in the vicinity baths.

This was a good post.

lol you should show the text messages to the laws or somebody and try to get her committed...

Asshole square, getting someone sectioned is no better than selling them out to the feds, except in an asylum Tyrone is a screw, you get electroshocked, force fed (mouth rapeed), your sentence is indefinate, you don't get due process, and your silence can be used to incriminate you.

That just goes too far

lawl this is the stupidest situation ever this bitch is killing herself for no reason she feels she has too let her do it and then just don't worry about move on. Or if you wanna save her I would let people know she is thinking about it so they can watch her call her and talk to her go see her and find out why or both of you kill yourself if that's what you want

I don't think she's going to anymore, I am convinced she was attention whoring.

I even said, "well I doubt you are going to off yourself, you just want attention" and then she went nuts.

But in all fairness, we are "just friends" now ....

If she actually types like that I can imagine her being just the type of attention whore that would fake that shit.