It's happened. :p

And I'm scared. Because my family is insane; always yelling at each other. She'll probably overhear this screaming from next door, and think we're psychos.

But I never yell. It's just the rest of my family. Unfortunately, I'm guessing she'll group me with the rest of the freak show.

Just earlier today. I was sitting in my room, reading a magazine, and my mom started screaming from the other side of the house, because my sister left a book on the floor, and my mom kicked her toe into it. Jesus Christ...

Oh yeah, and sometimes I just lose it and start screaming too; because I'm sick of all the screaming. This is rare though.

TL/DR: I really want to get with the girl next door, but I live with my family and they're making me look like a mental patient.

Fuck getting with her, just spy on her when she's changing.

kill her llamas or some shit i don't know

fuck getting with her, just spy on her when she's changing and take pix for totse.

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Be lookin out your window into the night sky next time your family shits itself.

It'll grab her attention, and she'll see you in your lonesome fantasizing a better world :)

It could be cute, or completely ineffective.

Bonus points if you play a ukulele while singing a ballad.

This.


Minus the ukulele... let's not get crazy here.

Fuck getting with her, just spy on her when she's changing and take pix for totse, but make sure you dont take them through a screen window, lest it look like shit

Oh, and poison her llamas.

Oh, and poison her llamas.

That was such an awesome thread

Fuck getting with her, just spy on her when she's changingAND TAKE PICS FOR TOTSE.

yes agreed

*goes to the toilet on this thread*

Don't cut poisoned trees next to her house.

Yup, they're right. You have three choices.

1: fuck getting with her, just spy on her when she's changing and take pix for totse.

2: Be lookin out your window into the night sky next time your family shits itself.

It'll grab her attention, and she'll see you in your lonesome fantasizing a better world

It could be cute, or completely ineffective.

Bonus points if you play a ukulele while singing a ballad.

3: You are different of your family. She has to know that. BUT if you start bringing that they are bad, and talking negatively, you will bring doom on your pickupo because you should only bring positivity.

So just get close to her, but not the "FRIENDS FIRST THEN LOVERS" way.
I dunno what is the story of the girl next door, but if its sexually oriented, even slightly do this:

Go see her. Act like her lover. Flirt. Have a good time. Smile like life is happy. Like your family's problems aren't your and you don't have time to worry about shit.

If you're lucky, you'll have someplace else to "sleep" some nights.

But I never yell.



Oh yeah, and sometimes I just lose it and start screaming too;

So, which is it..?

Talk to her all friendly like, but make sure you kind of joke about your family. Not mentioning it leaves her to think that you're a nutter like the rest of them, but speaking of them harshly makes you look bitter and negative; instead, talk about them like they're simply overly boisterous and loud instead of straight up crazy. Talk about them like you would a difficult child; with humor and indulgence. She'll see that you're not off your rocker, and she'll like that you don't harbor a lot of bitterness and negativity towards your weirdo family.

this is why you have a drifters life

This is what is portrayed symbolically through my previously mentioned method.

Put your dick inside her