This DOES NOT include porn. It would never end. I'm talking real-life.

For me: Around 250.

Uhh, how ever many there is in an average gym class x 2.

So probably about 40? 50? Not that I looked or anything.

EDIT: I never went to that class, and when I did I never did enough to sweat, so it's probably down to about a dozen.

1, you fucking homos/women.

1, other than my own. no one told me what t4m meant on craigslist.

Wow, you guys have never had gym class?

4 that I can think of. My little brother's when he went through the I'm-a-toddler-and-you-can't-make-me-wear-pants phase, one belonging to this 6 year old boy my mom used to babysit (I walked in on him peeing), one that belonged to this boy Tate (what a stupid name) who lived in my neighborhood when I was in the first grade and thought it would be funny to show me his 'wiener,' as he called it, and my current boyfriend's.

So if the question is 'how many adult penises have you seen?' the answer would be one.

Do canine penises count

You seem rather old fashioned.

Because I've only seen one real penis? I'm 16; should I have seen dozens and dozens of them?

Yes, but no one showered because it was the end of the day and most people didn't get naked, especially not me. Honestly, I may have seen one or two others just from streaking, but it was from far away and bushy. So, I've never really gotten a good look at one and hopefully never will have to.

Though I have gone to gyms all my life and the old men seem to have no problem walking around butt naked, this is when I stair straight up at the ceiling as I briskly walk out.