It's... [checks calendar] FRIDAY!

And Theta is drunk.

Henceforth, this thread shall be a haven of stupidity. A bastion of bastardry. A wigwam of wankery.

Come forth! Ask your stupid questions! Wish death upon your fellow BLTCers [and h0ppin]! Frolic in the anarchy that is this thread!

[Meta, I would appreciate your cooperation in this matter. I feel the inmates/regulars need this time to let loose. Feel free to infract them later for crimes committed here :D ]

I have to think on this

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How horny are you for me when you drink?

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I wish I was drunk.

Me love you long time?

Me love you long time?



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Correction:

Theta is drunk and nodding.

I'm on a lot of soma. This room has too much gravity.

I don't take drugs. I buy them motherfucker.
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hi2u

so jowie's a fagot, am i right or am i right??

What are/were you drinking?

I'm planning to buy a bottle of high-class bourbon this weekend and haven't decided on what to get.

lulz im high on the earth plant.

theres a lack of lulzery going on here. intimidation? or the fact its finally noon on the east coast so we can play catch up?


oh yea, happy belated birthday theta..


[ps, really do put stupid questions here, seriously, we need some lulzery]

Where do babies come from?
More importantly, where did Jeff Hunter come from?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

And my personal favorite: If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it? (I have the answer to this one too)

Ill be funnier after I smoke this bowl

And my personal favorite: If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it? (I have the answer to this one too)

Ill be funnier after I smoke this bowl

Perpetual motion!!

If carrot's got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

If you were friends with a tight-rope walker, and you were walking down the street with him, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.

I haven't slept for ten days, 'cause that would be too long.




-Mitch Hedberg

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TinyPic sucks ass!

it is almost three in the afternoon, and i am still hungover. take this advice: Do not drink a entire fifth of Jim Beam in two hours

Perpetual motion!!

Well sorta. The cat hovers in mid air and spins in an infinite amount of times, causing a tear in the time/space continuim.

It's a great day, I'm gettin a 30 pack of natty ice with a few friends and were gonna start in on that in a bit....my friend left his pack in my car before school and I havent talked to him since so...free cigarettes!

I'm gonna go take a shit.

I get out of work at 10 which sucks, but i did purchase a bottle of gentleman jack, so thats baller dude

My mind is somewhere else. In a steaming tub of propane powered relaxation.

How is Gentleman's Jack? I've had an un-opened bottle of it lieing around for awhile, just never got around to drinking it.

SWIM are sober now. And out of peanut butter.

I was going to try to say something which had the meaning of "Unsober up!" basically, but "Unsober up!" doesn't flow and I'm too tired to think of what I would say that would. So, what's the ideal comical phrase to say here with that meaning?

I was going to try to say something which had the meaning of "Unsober up!" basically, but "Unsober up!" doesn't flow and I'm too tired to think of what I would say that would. So, what's the ideal comical phrase to say here with that meaning?

"Fix that."

Shit you're a mod right?

Theta, I might be pregnant. Pick up a pregnancy test on your way over tonight please.

FUCK JOWIE, FUCK HOPPIN. We should post RIP threads for both of them and then just pretend they don't exist anymore by ignoring all their posts.

I just came back from the package store and made a discovery! My store now carries 100 proof Captain Morgan Black Cask!!

This shit makes for an AMAZING Captain and Coke! Combine that with the percocet i'm taking for my back and im feelin pretty damn good right now.

lool thread

Im flying man. First time i been high in like two weeks.

I feel like my life is a mission inside of Assassin's Creed. I'm that fucking high. I know it's just cause I'm stoned, but it feels so fucking real. I'm flying through space bro. Fucking i can see faces and my dog is trying to tell me to run. I don't know from what but it's fucking with me something awful.

why does getting drunk make you want to go on totse an post stupid threads of nothing? drinking makes me want to, I don't know maybe interact with people in the real world? leave my house and actually do something? maybe thats all crazy talk I'm sure its normal to drink alone and post on totse, shine on you crazy diamond

how about this.













































if i made the OP this thread would be locked.

So you've never come home drunk and decided to go post random shit on totse?

It's probably a better idea than drunk dialing

lolerpwnt

now its sunday and everyone has to go about there lame ass schedule again tomorrow.

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who had a fun weekend!?!?!?!

I went to monster massive.

I got drunk and threw up everywhere, shit sucked. I'm also really cool on the Interwebz.

How is Gentleman's Jack? I've had an un-opened bottle of it lieing around for awhile, just never got around to drinking it.

It is quite smooth, and i must say i thoroughly enjoyed it.