Before I smoke this shit all the way tonight, I have a few friends coming over, was just wondering what you guys thought. It cost me $30, the guy said he kinda ground it up so you can pack it tight in a bowl.


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2/10 man

That's some shit looking weed, that's pretty much shake from the bottom of a bag.

Fuck bro, if I was your mate and you showed me that I'd fucking go back home bro.

the guy said he kinda ground it up so you can pack it tight in a bowl.

lol I wish I would have came up with that when I was dealing.

Did I get scammed? It smells like weed and windows or some shit, I dunno, hard to explain, the smell whenever they get cleaned.

That aint weed bro sorry. Put that shit in the toilet.

EDIT- Hah! I just read the "weed and windows" part. I had a friend who used grind up leaves or something like that and spray windex in it to stick it together.

Status: Troll

Depends what weed is usually like in your area, but that looks like a pretty shit deal for $30.

Especially since it looks like crap from the end of an ounce or something.

It'll get you guys stoned if you don't smoke much at all, and you smoke the whole bag.

Ammonia?

Yeah, you got jacked, man. For $30 you should be getting mids, not that dirt shit.

He said it was really good though, he said there was no paranoia and generally only sold to really trustworthy people, but this was the first time I bought from him. I know he's nice, this has to be great weed.

Trollin motherfucker

Holy fuck bro, I think that might actually be G13. That shit's genetically modified by the government and shit to release the THC inhibitors from the central nerve complex. I think they reverse the polarity on the THC compound to increase the uptake at the geometric rate.

LOL noob gtfo

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u got fucked

Looks pretty shitty to me. You should know how to tell if it's good weed or not before you go buy, you know.

It isn't possible to tell the quality just by looking at it, unless it really looked like a lump of dog shit, which it doesn't quite. That weed could be extremely potent for all anyone knows, though it does look kind of old and shitty.

Problem is all these preteens on here that say "omfg it was so crystaly and stinky and dank" when they talk about weed they thought was good, and don't realize that the crystals are actually trichomes, and the only reason they're seeing them is because it wasn't smashed/pressed and aged. It's less degraded when you can see the trichomes intact and not smashed up, but pressed aged and dark weed can still be extremely good.

There are also strains that do smell like window cleaners naturally. Although with all the shitheads in this world, you most likely just got weed that was sprayed with some window cleaner shit. From my experience, weed that has a naturally cleaner-type smell usually gives me a very mellow yet energetic high without paranoia or tiredness/couchlock.

The most likely scenario in my opinion, is that he sprayed some shwag to freshen it up and saw the movie "american beauty" where the guy says "this shit is top of the line, it's called g13 and it's genetically engineered by the US government, a completely mellow high with no paranoia"....... and so he used that to hype it up.

Smoke it and let us know how it is if you're not just trolling.

I prolly wouldn't smoke that, and for $30?! For $30 I can have a dub of nug delivered to my doorstep!

FUCK, TRIED TO SHOW IT ON PAPER


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