totse.com | Stop Using the Term SWIM!!

Metaphysicist · #1 2008-10-24, 03:21

Recently there have been a shitload of threads with people using SWIM.

We've asked before - I think it is even in the forum rules - to not use it.

It does not protect you and only makes you look like a fucking idiot.

So please do not use it!!

GD! · #2 2008-10-24, 03:26

Why am I a "fucking idiot"?

EDIT: referring to this: http://www.totse.com/community/showt...2167697&page=2

voodoonirvana · #3 2008-10-24, 03:33

God damn I've been waiting forever for this sticky. Thankyou!

Mindgalvle · #4 2008-10-24, 03:34

SWIM says to stop bitching for once

aliveupboy · #5 2008-10-24, 03:45

What if I wanna talk about smoking weed then going for a swim (which is awesome), can swim do that?

kwerjack · #6 2008-10-24, 03:47

Thuglyf3 n1gg4!

what if i say STWIM - "Some thug who isnt me"

jowie · #7 2008-10-24, 04:18

Yeah seriously.

paranoid bastards.
too much of a pussy to use you, or your friends name.

voodoonirvana · #8 2008-10-24, 05:49

What if I really do have a friend named Swim though?

Lockie666 · #9 2008-10-24, 06:03

I masturbate with SWIM, because it feels soo good

moonmeister · #10 2008-10-24, 06:07

How about SWMBM? SW Might Be Me? SWMBMBMN? SWMBM But Maybe Not?

Metaphysicist · #11 2008-10-24, 07:42

Damn but this thread has brought out the fucking idiots. I got news for you all: You are not nearly as witty, cleaver or funny as you must think you are.

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Originally Posted by GD! View Post

Why am I a "fucking idiot"?

EDIT: referring to this: http://www.totse.com/community/showt...2167697&page=2

Well, read your thread again. Then read this thread again. Then if you still don't know, we have some nice spelling blocks and Weekly Readers that you can read...

Galgamech · #12 2008-10-24, 09:25

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Originally Posted by Metaphysicist View Post

Recently there have been a shitload of threads with people using SWIM.

We've asked before - I think it is even in the forum rules - to not use it.

It does not protect you and only makes you look like a fucking idiot.

So please do not use it!!

Build a bridge meta

I never use swim but who gives a fuck if people do? Why don't you just replace this sticky with one that warns people that using SWIM doesn't help them and leave it at that.

scovegner · #13 2008-10-24, 09:29

THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD

reject · #14 2008-10-24, 11:18

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Originally Posted by moonmeister View Post

HSWMBMBMN? SWMBM But Maybe Not?

I approve.

aliveupboy · #15 2008-10-24, 12:43

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Originally Posted by Metaphysicist View Post

I got news for you all: You are not nearly as witty, cleaver or funny as you must think you are.

Pretty sure I am. And I hate the term swim too, I never read any posts containing it.

Relentless · #16 2008-10-24, 15:25

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Originally Posted by Galgamech View Post

Build a bridge meta

I never use swim but who gives a fuck if people do? Why don't you just replace this sticky with one that warns people that using SWIM doesn't help them and leave it at that.

i agree

stop getting so annoyed by such petty little things and start taking your lithium or abilify like your m.d. instructed.

Thermal · #17 2008-10-24, 19:41

That shit pisses me off so bad, sometimes every other word is swim and its so hard to decode wtf is being said.

OC 80 if you decode the prophecy below:

The other day someone who isnt me wasnt driving somewher that wasnt the jowie's house to do something that wasnt meeting up someone who wasnt him for something that wasnt drugs, and something that didnt involve a cactus-situps in order to do something that didnt help handle reality that in reality wasnt super-moderating the thing that wasnt the totse forums filled with what were not acolytes4life... irl

Clover · #18 2008-10-24, 21:32

SWIM isn't gonna use it anymore.

NiceLast · #19 2008-10-25, 00:55

Isn't there a slight chance someone out there has the same swim?

Darkus · #20 2008-10-25, 05:57

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Originally Posted by jowie View Post

Yeah seriously.

paranoid bastards.
too much of a pussy to use you, or your friends name.

We're too pussy to post pictures of ourselves holding drugs up next to our faces, too.

Anyway,

Anyone wanna go swimming?

ThetaReactor · #21 2008-10-25, 06:05

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/cleavers13.jpg

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http://www.docksmotel.com/images/products/swimming_pool/swimming_pool3.jpg

=

lulz

2007 · #22 2008-10-25, 06:31

He's just trying to save his ass because the feds have equated SWIM to Someone who is Metaphysicist.

Darkus · #23 2008-10-25, 06:35

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Originally Posted by ThetaReactor View Post

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http://www.docksmotel.com/images/products/swimming_pool/swimming_pool3.jpg

=

lulz

I almost spat beer all over my keyboard.

Thx

ilovechronic · #24 2008-10-25, 06:51

I dont care to use swim but who really cares if people want to use SWIM. Even if they use swim i still get the point. I think it would be better to just ignore the swim part and just read the thread.

Just seems like bltc wants to be like bluelight and bitch every time someone says swim.

the only thing this is going to do is make people use SWIM more to piss you off meta.

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Originally Posted by Galgamech View Post

Build a bridge meta

I never use swim but who gives a fuck if people do? Why don't you just replace this sticky with one that warns people that using SWIM doesn't help them and leave it at that.

This would have ben much better.

Meta you just fueled the fire. I predict it will be worse now.

EnThOgEn · #25 2008-10-26, 03:19

So Meta is swim huh learn something every day

Galgamech · #26 2008-10-26, 03:40

http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...e+Search&meta=

jheit2 · #27 2008-10-26, 04:26

hmm... why do I think I've seen this before???

EnThOgEn · #28 2008-10-26, 04:44

Deja vu

CMACD · #29 2008-10-26, 18:01

SWIM may as well stand for SOMEONE WHO IS ME, you FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHOLES!

vilbe · #30 2008-10-27, 00:11

heres a tip, get fucking creative people. do you think we're gonna delete a thread where you actually took time and effort [with some story skillz] to make it actually look like something incriminating isn't really your doing but that of someone elses?

seriously its not hard going so my buddy dick's buying a ball, its fucking powdered, wtf? or something else along the lines...

creative writing.