What would happen to me/my dog if someone fucked with me, and my dog attacked them to defend its owner?

assault with a deadly weapon, and if they get the dog they will put it to sleep. regardless of what you say in court.

learn how to defend yourself?

This doesn't sound right for a self defense type scenario.

OP, I suggest googling the laws regarding dog bites rather than posing the question to fucking Totse.

If they take it to trial they dont give a shit if it was self defense or not, and it most likely will if ur dog fucks the person up.
Plenty of shit that doesnt sound "right", doesnt mean it isnt true.retard.

Then what the hell is the point of having a trial?

If its determined to be self defense nothing will happen, if not you're in for whatever penalties you can face for any other dog attack. Its all about whether or not its considered self defense.

yea maybe if your a white kid in the suburbs

Calm down child. There's no call for excitement. I simply disagreed with you.

im not a child, regardless of how you interpreted my post. no shit u disagreed.

headbanger is fucking stupid. If someone attacks you and THEN your dog attacks them it is just self defense. I imagine this would probably happen on your own property, in which case you and your dog are totally justified (as long as the dog doesn't kill or severely injure him). Headbanger, your telling me if I break into someones property, and there guard dog attacks me, that the owner will be charged and the dog will be killed? Because the OP is describing essentially the same situation.

And you are either a child or an immature adult. "u", yeah, most older people type in preteen msn lingo.

Totse has all the answers you need boy.