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2008-10-23, 23:50
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Help! There is a dead * in my car!
Help! I would like to ruin my ex's car, but all suggestions listed in automotive executions here http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ir...xec191501.html seem to be easily traceable. I want something that looks like incidental death. I mean, I want to put a dead mouse somewhere in the car that would stink the car out real bad. My question: where do I put it? Has anyone tried this?
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2008-10-23, 23:51
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car! -- PS
Addition to my previous posting: I don't have keys to the car, so it has to be an easily accessible place that would do the job  |
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2008-10-24, 01:21
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Hilliard Ohio
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
okay this is what your gonna wanna do.
find a rock but not too big but not too small....
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2008-10-24, 01:23
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
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# 5
2008-10-24, 01:31
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
Quote:
Originally Posted by anastypieceof...
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Use the rock to make a hole, then, using a gun, off yourself in such a way that bits of blood, brain and bone go through the hole into the car's interior. Do it on a hot day. It will stink it up pretty badly.
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2008-10-24, 01:53
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
Better idea.
1. Eat as much Taco Bell as you possibly can without vomiting.
2. Wait a few hours, then shit into an glass mixing bowl.
3. Eat Taco shit.
4. Vomit Taco shit into said friend's vehicle.
5. PROFIT!!!
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# 7
2008-10-24, 01:59
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New Arrival
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t.c. Michigan
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vispilio
Better idea.
1. Eat as much Taco Bell as you possibly can without vomiting.
2. Wait a few hours, then shit into an glass mixing bowl.
3. Eat Taco shit.
4. Vomit Taco shit into said friend's vehicle.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!!!
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fix'd
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# 8
2008-10-24, 02:03
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
I didn't quite feel right in adding one step to the classic five steps to profit.
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2008-10-24, 02:07
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New Arrival
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t.c. Michigan
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
lol. okay heres what you do.
1. get a dog turd.
2. stuff it with fish hooks.
3. put the same turd under car door handle
4. infection/amputation of hand will occur
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# 10
2008-10-24, 02:12
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Re: Help! There is a dead * in my car!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vispilio
1. Eat as much Taco Bell as you possibly can without vomiting.
2. Wait a few hours, then shit into an glass mixing bowl.
3. Let shit ferment.
4. HUFF DAT JENK!
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You NAs gotta learn this isn't anonymous.
Last edited by Johnathon_Doerty; 2008-10-24 at 02:12.
Reason: WAS HUFFIN TOO MUCH JENK TO SPELL
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