swim is 24yrs old and wondering how difficult it would be to con a doctor into giving you some top grade opiates. none of that weak shit like vicodins, swim's thinking oxycontin, dillies, or morphine.

swim also imagines that you can't just walk in and expect to get oxys the first day. so it can be assumed that it would be a long haul type process were you slowly build yourself up, perhaps even over the course of years. first starting at weaker analgesics like codeine or tramadol and slowly building up every doctor visit.

obviously doctors have methods to weed out drug seekers so swims wondering if the community has any tips, tricks, methods, etc to make it as smooth as a road as possible.

swim's curiosity was sparked on this issue recently when a friend of swims faked some back pain and received tramadol, then next visit was given percocets.

Ask your friend to hit swim really hard in the face, then bash swims face in with a bat. Swim gets the oxys, waits out the pain, then swim abuses them.

Fuck you, cunt.

Buy your drugs like the rest of us.

only respond if you intend to help with the original query.

faggot ass bitch niggas.

seems like more of a hassle than buying them from a dealer.

furthermore, people like you fuck shit up for the people with real pain not getting the meds they need. jackass.

Eat shit and then go get ravaged by a pack of wild dogs.

EDIT: I almost forgot, I Strongly suggest you go eat a ducks dick.

The reason everyone is being so dick, is because it's people like you who make it a royal pain in the ass to get decent pain meds when you NEED them.


That being said, high wise, vicoden > morphine, unless you're banging.

I hope you realize it's not that easy. They'll most likely call you out when they can't find anything wrong with you. You'll most like have alot of tests run, which will all show you're perfectly fine. So you'll pay some bills for the tests and walk away empty handed.

I hope if they do buy your bullshit they load you up on dillys and you abuse them. Then they can cut you off and you have to go through a very uncomfortable withdrawl.

Fuck you.

i have legit back and knee pains and cant get anything but naproxen good luck.

bitch like i haven't had wd's before. i got the tolerence of a medium size horse you faggot lightweight get your weight up and you might be in my divison.

duck dick eh? well atleast you scored some points for originality.

It's pathetic shit like this that reminds me why i don't come here.

then why the fuck you here faggot motherfucker. it's faggots like you with nothing to contribute that are the downfall of forums like this.

Please lock this.

wow you dudes are some uptight little girls. not one decent response yet.

No one NEEDS opiates or any kind of medical drug.

No one NEEDS opiates or any kind of medical drug.

Lol srsly? Insulin?

After being in pain for 4 years I was just recently diagnosed with degenerative disc disease. The only reason it took so long for me to get a diagnosis and the medicine i need is because the doctors thought i was faking it to get pain meds. If there wernt so many assholes like you trying to con doctors i could have been pain free four years ago.

People like you cause more pain than you can imagine to those of us who are actually suffering. I hope one day you do have legitimate pain and dont get the analgesia you need so that you can see first hand the effects of people faking pain.

If you do this you will have lowered yourself to the same level as a junkie who robs and kills for drugs.

seriously. I have a fucking blown out disc in my lower back and i have to fight with my doc to get vicodin when it flares up. He had me on 5mg percs for a while tho when it was really bad.

doctors are not stupid. they wont keep a young fit person on opiates for a long time unless something is seriously wrong with you. they will just give you a few scripts while you do physical therapy and then either put you on naproxen or ibuprofen scripts or if they think you still need opiates they will probably send you to a pain management clinic that will count your pills at every visit and sometimes randomly to make sure you are not abusing them.

If you go in with back pain you will be lucky to get some 5mg vicodin or maybe tramadol and some flexeril on the first visit and then before your second visit you will be required to have an MRI done on your back. If that MRI comes back clean and the doc cant feel any fucked up muscles in there he is basically going to tell you nothing is wrong and may possibly mark your medical records as a drug seeker.

just eat tons of candy and get a cavity. My dentist hands out 7.5mg percocets like candy for even the slightest drilling or scraping.

First of all, for a 24 year old, you're a bit of an idiot if you think using SWIM does anything but make you look like an idiot. It certainly doesn't protect you.

But more important: It is assholes like you that make it harder for those of us who really need the meds for real pain to get said meds.

I sincerely hope that someday you find yourself in a great deal of pain but can only get 800mg Motrins because you can't find a Dr who is will to give out real pain meds unless you're dying - and not always then.

You want to mess with opiates - a bad idea in the first place because addiction is a sneaky thing and will get you when you ain't looking and then you have it for life even if you stop using - do what most do: Buy them on the street.

But do not post shit like this again.

And for those who just love to bitch at me, I am closing this thread because what the OP is doing is illegal.

nb4lock

damn you done pissed off all the gimps:D

bitch like i haven't had wd's before. i got the tolerence of a medium size horse you faggot lightweight get your weight up and you might be in my divison.

Does it make you feel cool using tough words on the internet?

I didn't say anything about your tolerance. I seriously doubt you've had withdrawls from anything serious or you would'nt have such a bitchy attitude. I'm sorry but generic percs don't count.

If you wanna go make an ass out of yourself and have the doctors laugh in your face, go ahead. Just don't make topics asking how to score meds that you don't need. If you're so desperate go buy em on the street. People like you ruin it for others who rely on them.

And for those who just love to bitch at me, I am closing this thread because what the OP is doing is illegal.

never had any problem with you, but closing it because it is illegal??

come on, most of the conversation on this forum is about things of an illegal nature. couldn't you close it because OP is being an asshole, or somthing?

and whats up with everyone bitching about what OP is doing, if he buys his pills on the street he is getting them from someone else who did exactly what he is talking about doing. if everyone took their pills as directed, you wouldn't be able to find any for recreational purposes; plus opes do shit for pain anyways, but whatever.

nb4lock

Personally, I don't give a fuck if you doctor shop. I have serious suspicions about most people on here complaining about their "legitimate" pain problems (I mean, we're all here cause we love to get high, right?) and I'm not exactly sure why all them seem to think that trying to con your doctor is any worse than buying pills black market. Doesn't make sense to me.

SWIM can take a fucking leap.

Also, I think I'm gonna ask the admins about infracting anyone who says "inb4lock"... :p

never had any problem with you, but closing it because it is illegal??




Don't pick up on dry humor much, do you?

Yeah, you kinda failed on the whole "closing" part of that threat, no? :P

Totally. I do that quite often these days, which is one reason I don't always leave a closing post. I've been trying to get into the habit of closing first then replying [in case you didn't know, mods can still reply to closed threads. Though I think I recall that you do know that...].

Like, no wai! So that's how I keep bumping this dead weight to the top of the list...

;)

:P

Meta, you lovely fascist stud.