Ive never attempted this before and dont know much about how they bury bodies now-a-days so do they protect against grave robbers now or not and how would you rob a grave.

the things i would be doing with the body would be: A: place body in public place, B: possibly sell to necrophile, C: sell any jewelry (wedding rings etc.), D: sell skull plus bones if i cant find a necrophile (human skulls sell between 200-700 $s depending on quality)

Wow.

Just wow.

Take a shovel, but rather than digging, bash your own head in with it. It might function better that way.

what? is totse afraid of a little necrophilia

I know this place is called 'Bad Ideas' but you're really making an extra effort.

how so ?

Oh dear.

First of all seven feet by three feet by six feet is a shitload of soil to move in one night.

Secondly, unless the body is freshly buried then there's unlikely to be anything there. Despite what CSI tells you, even bones don't last that long in temperate soils. If its freshly buried then it'll stink and since by virtue of the fact that you're on totse then you're probably some faggot with no balls so handling this body is out of the question, not to mention skinning and treating a skull.

Thirdly, 99% of bodies aren't buried with jewelry.


In summary: GTFO/STFU.

1. decomposition.
"A body in a typical casket burial can take decades to decay down to the skeleton if embalmed properly"
source

2. digging.
at 7'x3'x6' the average grave contains 126 cubic feet of dirt (ill ignore the area of the coffin for your sake) a shovel full of dirt is about 1/5 of a cubic foot so thats 630 shovel fulls at about 15 sec. per scoop thats 9450 sec. which is 2 hours 37 minutes plus 1 hour break is about 3 1/2 hours but with a friend or 2 helping it could be done in 1 1/2 - 2 hours. (excluding any unforeseen barriers.)

3. Dumb faggot with no balls unable to handle a body.
while i cannot scientifically prove the existence of my balls, my sexual orientation, nor my ability to handle a body i can tell you i have skinned, gutted, decapitated, and treated the skulls of many deer and a goat (grandparents live on farm and i spend a month there every suummer)


ha

and lets stop argueing because i want this to be a real thread not just us argueing

Protip: Beforer graverobbing, scout out the cemetary. Find a gravestone with a last name on it that you know, and preferably have a grudge against them. After stealing jewelry and removing clothes (for added affect), take coffin to the relatives house, place in front yard, and open.

You could put the body on sale in the erotic services section on craigslist.

Whoring out someone who did not have to eat, sleep, or give birth would rake in alot on the side