'69? You mean like when people really begin to feed off each other?

Practice. Makes. Perfect. ;)

Moonmeister's posts make my day.

For me there is way too much of a height difference for it to be comfortable for either of us.

I liked it when me and my ex 69'ed, I pretty much just ate her out while she occasionally stroked my nerve dead cock

trust me when you have a botched circ you enjoy every little pleasure you can have

my nerve dead cock


Yeah man, you gotta let the apple pie cool down before you fuck it.

nope, cut dorsal nerve. It's basically like a spinal cord injury to your cock; you just have no feelings aside from very basic pressure above the cut.

Damn that fucking sucks man. How did it get cut? Edit: Oh I get it, a bad circumcision. Find whoever did it and cut their dick off.

The only real way to do 69 and make it reasonably enjoyable is if you are both lying on your side. That way it evens things out a little bit and you have a better time concentrating on yourself as well as the other person. When he's on top I just feel like I'm getting choked and when I'm on top I feel a little bizarre more or less just sitting on his face.
Sideways practicality for the win.

that's the most depressing shit i've ever heard. do you smoke a lot of weed?

hey i think i might have a similar problem, im not really sure though

Dude-on-top 69 FTW.

that's the most depressing shit i've ever heard. do you smoke a lot of weed?

Never have, same with every other drug. I only drink about once a month, never taken any meds other than some burn ointment last year. Well since it was done when I was born, I can't miss what I've never known. Hell I didn't even bother to have it checked out till after I had sex for 2 straight hours and didn't feel anything at 17.

nimajneb92 if you think you have my problem, you should see a doctor. Perhaps in your situation you can sue if it is the case. In mine the doctor ran a one woman private clinic, and though I have the legal right to sue her, she had a stroke when I was 14 and was left "locked in". Though her net worth is approx $960000, and her 17 year old daughter gets compensation payments to support both of them, that money is her college fund. Destroying her future won't fix her mother's mistake.

Anyways, though there is no real physical pleasure (occasionally feels good, but I've never had a partner been able to make me cum), I still love getting girls off and the confidence and closeness it brings. I know I have a shitty situation, but I make the best of it.

Let's get the thread back to it's original topic now; I like to eat a girl out while she sits on my face , so I like the 69. You?

...and when I'm on top I feel a little bizarre more or less just sitting on his face.

Why do girls think it's weird to sit on a guys face? My ex hated that oral position. I think it's insanely sexy.

^ this

Never have, same with every other drug. I only drink about once a month, never taken any meds other than some burn ointment last year. Well since it was done when I was born, I can't miss what I've never known. Hell I didn't even bother to have it checked out till after I had sex for 2 straight hours and didn't feel anything at 17.

nimajneb92 if you think you have my problem, you should see a doctor. Perhaps in your situation you can sue if it is the case. In mine the doctor ran a one woman private clinic, and though I have the legal right to sue her, she had a stroke when I was 14 and was left "locked in". Though her net worth is approx $960000, and her 17 year old daughter gets compensation payments to support both of them, that money is her college fund. Destroying her future won't fix her mother's mistake.

Anyways, though there is no real physical pleasure (occasionally feels good, but I've never had a partner been able to make me cum), I still love getting girls off and the confidence and closeness it brings. I know I have a shitty situation, but I make the best of it.

Let's get the thread back to it's original topic now; I like to eat a girl out while she sits on my face , so I like the 69. You?

So, can you masturbate to ejaculation?

I'm old enough to still call it a soixante-neuf. Great stuff but us men being taller tends to mean she gets our dirty feet in her face.

Oh and Sham69 FTW!

Why do girls think it's weird to sit on a guys face? My ex hated that oral position. I think it's insanely sexy.

Feels like we're forcing our horrible stench upon you (nearly every girl is self conscious of that I think) and suffocating at the same time. Most girls around here don't like hands on head controlling a blowjob, showing the same courtesy.

Why do girls think it's weird to sit on a guys face? My ex hated that oral position. I think it's insanely sexy.

This.

Feels like we're forcing our horrible stench upon you (nearly every girl is self conscious of that I think) and suffocating at the same time.

:( That really saddens me. The thing is, no matter how much you try and convince my girl she tastes amazing and that she has no smell, she wont believe me. Even if I go down on her an average of 3 times per day, never when asked, always randomly through out the day.

WOMEN....chill the fuck out! Sit on our god damn, mother fucking faces and make sure to arch your back when it starts to feel good.

:( That really saddens me. The thing is, no matter how much you try and convince my girl she tastes amazing and that she has no smell, she wont believe me. Even if I go down on her an average of 3 times per day, never when asked, always randomly through out the day.

WOMEN....chill the fuck out! Sit on our god damn, mother fucking faces and make sure to arch your back when it starts to feel good.

I second this motion.

I disagree. Its not impossible to concentrate on both at the same time.

That being said, 69'ing is not something you do in lieu of sex, until both of you have an orgasm. Its something you do for a bit before sex, or before taking over completely until she has an orgasm (or vice versa).

It depends a lot on who you're doing it with. You have to match up as far as size, you have to be with someone that knows how to lie on top or under you properly, etc etc. For me, when I'm with someone who knows what she's doing.. its something we do sort of in the heat of the moment, when the foreplay gets to be so much that neither you nor her can resist some actual action. You jump on top of each other... do it for a bit, until you're even hotter.. then move on to something else.

I don't think its practical for a woman to have an orgasm easily in the 69 position though. Especially if she's on the bottom. If you give the kind of head that mostly involves what YOU are doing with your mouth, and she is okay with this... then it works. But I've always found that women prefer less licking, and more sucking... with room for her to grind into your mouth so she can get it exactly like she wants. It can be hard to do this in a 69 position. Its best for her to just be lying on her back (though usually propped up on her elbows), or even better.. 'sitting' on your face (as people in this thread so eloquently put it).

If girls say that the don't like doing that.. then they've probably never had really good head. Oral sex on a girl is not like a guy. With a guy, he can pretty much sit still and she can do all the work. But for girls... if you really want to have an orgasm, and you really want to get the most out of it, you have to be willing to use your hips into his the guys mouth.

Why do girls think it's weird to sit on a guys face? My ex hated that oral position. I think it's insanely sexy.

It just feels invasive. Like we're going to suffocate you or pretty much stick your face in very near proximity to our asshole. Which honestly can't be that pleasant.
I personally don't feel self conscious about my smell or taste because I've been told by a lot of different people that I don't really have either, but I can see a lot of girls feeling weird about that on top of it.
My preference in general:
Sideways>him on top>me on top
Though if I knew that it really was the guy's thing to have me all up in his face I'd probably enjoy it a lot more. Let your ladies know!

Girls stop being fucking vaginas and just do what we say, if we want you too sit on our faces, DO IT, if your worried about your your asshole take a shower before.

But for girls... if you really want to have an orgasm, and you really want to get the most out of it, you have to be willing to use your hips into his the guys mouth.

Wrong. If a guy can give oral she can just lay there and take it as well...AND have an awesome O.

And Nefret, girls actualy enjoy guys being on top during a 69? Woah, strange that I never considered it, always thought it would be weird as. Will remember this and implement.

FAIL.

i came from it because my girlfriend's pussy tasted so good and im holding her vibrating legs down while she was suckin me just right, i even felt her from teeth slightly scrape the bottom of my shaft and her warm moist lips engulfing my dick while i was blindfolded. it was also prom night.

20 minutes later i was pounding her doggy style and she was squirtin all over the place in ecstasy.

It just feels invasive. Like we're going to suffocate you or pretty much stick your face in very near proximity to our asshole.

How thoughtful of you. I on the other hand would love to suffocate you with my cock. :)

Girl never liked me eating her out 69 as much as just focusing on her.

Not that practical, but fun nonetheless. I do find it hard to concentrate as the pleasure overrides my want to please the other however.

The only other downside is the female-asshole-in-nose-issue. Don't get me wrong, i do love a bit of ass play every now and again, but never in the nose. No poop nuggets up my snout thankyou very much.

This is how I found out my now ex-girlfriend clamps her mouth shut when she orgasms.. :(

FAIL.

i came from it because my girlfriend's pussy tasted so good and im holding her vibrating legs down while she was suckin me just right, i even felt her from teeth slightly scrape the bottom of my shaft and her warm moist lips engulfing my dick while i was blindfolded. it was also prom night.

20 minutes later i was pounding her doggy style and she was squirtin all over the place in ecstasy.

Oh forgive me sir! I did'nt realise you were the macking supreme king! Internet super lover = FAIL.

Wrong. If a guy can give oral she can just lay there and take it as well...AND have an awesome O.

And Nefret, girls actualy enjoy guys being on top during a 69? Woah, strange that I never considered it, always thought it would be weird as. Will remember this and implement.

Why don't we get some more opinions on this. Theres no 'wrong'. I didn't say a girl can't have a great orgasm just sitting still. In my personal experience, girls who are not 15 years old with having sex for the first time, that is, girls who actually know what they like, agree with me.

I do that too. I was about to orgasm so just used hands for that reason. Turned out he was about to too so thrusted into my mouth at the wrong time.

you'd be surprised