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Numberjumbo · #1 2008-10-23, 09:22

Right.

My work just got a new fucking store manager.

She sucks major cock, and has basically raped everyone of every privilege that they may have previously had. I want revenge. The whole store does. Even the managers under her are sick of her, she's been here for like four days.

How can I exact revenge on this ho?

I am considering following her home, noting her car, smashing her windows, possibly burning down her house.

Give me suggestions, and if I'm brave enough, I'll do it.

Please.

Not fucking trolling. FUCK YOU, MODS, IF YOU LOCK OR MOVE THIS.

davethefukin_rave · #2 2008-10-23, 10:25

Rape her in her sweet little asshole.

ScaryDangerous · #3 2008-10-23, 10:32

give us some examples of what shit did.

get a possum or other wild animal(a crazy monkey, would be awesome), poke it with a stick (a lot). when the animal is good and angry, put it in a box and deliver it to her house. make it look like a real package, maybe go get free usps priority tape (its free) and wrap it around the package.

or you can slash her tires at work, or throw small tacks/nails under her tire.

Numberjumbo · #4 2008-10-23, 11:43

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Rape her in her sweet little asshole.

Get the fuck out, Scottish bastard. She is a fat white pasty bitch with an afro tied up in a bun.

She raped everyone who had a phone on them, it says in the staffroom we are only not allowed to get caught USING them, but she got butthurt and does random pocket searches and will rape you if she finds one.

And makes everyone have a lock on their locker ... wtf

Fuck.

Fuck the FBI · #5 2008-10-23, 11:58

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Originally Posted by Numberjumbo View Post

Get the fuck out, Scottish bastard. She is a fat white pasty bitch with an afro tied up in a bun.

She raped everyone who had a phone on them, it says in the staffroom we are only not allowed to get caught USING them, but she got butthurt and does random pocket searches and will rape you if she finds one.

And makes everyone have a lock on their locker ... wtf

Fuck.

Why dont you smash her windshield in and set her car on fire, and leave a note telling her to gtfo and die

chrislol · #6 2008-10-23, 14:12

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She raped everyone who had a phone on them (whats with this rape shit?) , it says in the staffroom we are only not allowed to get caught USING them (so dont fucking use them, work instead, if you are working then you wouldn't need your cell phone right? thats where they are coming from), but she got butthurt and does random pocket searches (ok strange) and will rape you ( how will she rape you?) if she finds one.

And makes everyone have a lock on their locker ... wtf (kinda the idea of a locker, having a lock cuts down on theft between employees thus negating drama and making everyones life easier at work)

Fuck.

get a new job, getting pissed off at your new boss because they do their job and your used to everything being laid back is stupid, just transfer to a different McDonalds.

davethefukin_rave · #7 2008-10-23, 14:20

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Originally Posted by Numberjumbo View Post

Get the fuck out, Scottish bastard. She is a fat white pasty bitch with an afro tied up in a bun.

She raped everyone who had a phone on them, it says in the staffroom we are only not allowed to get caught USING them, but she got butthurt and does random pocket searches and will rape you if she finds one.

And makes everyone have a lock on their locker ... wtf

Fuck.

Lick the sweet honey nectar from her glistening cunt then.

wolfy_9005 · #8 2008-10-23, 14:29

Haha i hate bitches like this. I bet she's incompetent aswell. Just beat the fuck out of her with a metal pole or something. Wear a mask and ambush her.

btw, i dont condone(physical) violence, unless it is necessary.

Otherwise get a gun
or a molotov
or a rabid dog
or rabid monkey
or rabid rabbit

mike_13232 · #9 2008-10-23, 14:42

Go to a pet store, when its closed, and steal as many mice and rats that you can. Then, go and set them loose in her house or apartment.

redjoker · #10 2008-10-23, 17:17

Well you should srsly never ever try to commit any of the following acts against your new boss:
Find out how much she weighs. Save up some shipping money. Make some chloroform. Follow her home. Chloroform her. Rape and murder her. Then try to drain her of as much blood as possible so you save money of shipping. Then ship her to a farmhouse in Sudan. Put the return address as her mom's house in case it can't be delivered.