I was reading a Zombie Survival Guide(had some d&d references so i thought this section would be good) and found the top 10 tips for surviving:
Survival Methods

1. Run
2. Run even faster
3. Run faster than that guy next to you
4. Don't let the spazzy woman try and get her dog back
5. Shoot
6. Commit suicide (???)
7. Die hero's death (You will be alive in other people hearts)
8. Drive to Alaska (Zombies will freeze into zombsicles, delicious and nutritious!)
9. Go out to sea (zombies can't swim, but its fun to see them try.)
10. Sacrifice Ms. Barbra, the old lady across the street (no one liked her anyways.)
11. Not be black. If you are black, be famous.

Jesus Christ...

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If you shoot yourself in the head, you can't come back as a zombie. So if you look at survival as the definition of not turning into a zombie, then suicide would ensure your survival.

But that's no fun at all. What you need to do is take some extremely large fishhooks straighten them out and tape them onto your fingers. Then tie steel plates over legs and midsection, and strap a ballistics helmet onto your head and add extra steel plates. Put on camoflage gear. Then get yourself infected. Just before you die, cut your vocal chords so you can't moan to alert survivors of your presence.

Super silent armored zombies. You will make history.

you have thought about this too well, when the time comes for super armour zombies, i shall think of you

As well as making billions for the rocket launcher industry.

Awesome

You saved this (quite frankly shit) thread.

Now if only we could make zombies with those Nun-Chucks...

That book was shit.