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mogle42 · #1 2008-10-22, 22:58

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/181294...h_palin_story/

pretty funny 2 min movie preview like w.

ChronicFox · #2 2008-10-22, 23:36

7/10 , didnt have me roaring, but i chuckled when she had the baby

KING G · #3 2008-10-22, 23:36

Lol, I came to bring back alaska to mother Russia.

the one you don't see · #4 2008-10-23, 01:01

I like how it's perfectly fine to make fun of anything to do with McCain/Palin, including but not limited to Palin's mentally handicapped child, her pregnant teen, her hobbies, McCain being a POW, and his age but it is an unforgivable sin to say anything slightly negative about Obama because every white person in the world has to bow down to anyone that has slightly colored skin because they feel sorry that their ancestors did something bad in the past and they owe them something.

unchewed_meat · #5 2008-10-23, 01:42

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I like how it's perfectly fine to make fun of anything to do with McCain/Palin, including but not limited to Palin's mentally handicapped child, her pregnant teen, her hobbies, McCain being a POW, and his age but it is an unforgivable sin to say anything slightly negative about Obama because every white person in the world has to bow down to anyone that has slightly colored skin because they feel sorry that their ancestors did something bad in the past and they owe them something.

You are dumb as hell. People attack, or at least attempt to attack Obama all day. There are tons of negative attack ads against him on TV, plus there's even a dumbass redneck grassroots smear campaign. I get stupid-ass forwarded chain e-mails from my distant redneck relatives saying how scared they are of him because his middle name is HUSSEIN (which would be bold and 4 times larger size font) and that hes a "secret arab" and all kinds of other stupid shit. For shits sake, they're saying he is a TERRORIST. A FUCKING TERRORIST, and YOU think they DONT GO THERE? Oh they fuckin' go there bitch, their dumb, lying asses go there all day.

Oh, and now they're saying hes linked to ACORN and that he's trying to cheat the elections. Come on, all the dirt they're trying to dig up is fucking bullshit. ACORN is required to submit to the govt. all of their voter registration papers, even if they themselves feel they've been filled out fraudulently. So the fault of the false names there completely lies with the individuals who jokingly filled out the forms with obviously fake names like "Mickey Mouse". Plus, writing a fake name does not constitute voter fraud. Fraud doesn't take place until "Mickey Mouse" shows up at the polls and tries to vote.

Here's what I really dont get, George Bush cheated in '04 and everybody KNOWS it, yet nobody brings it up. He won Florida by less than 600 votes, but thousands of black democratic voters were turned down at the Florida polls for stupid reasons that sometimes didn't even apply to them (example: If a black person had the same name as another black person with a felony on record, he couldn't vote). THESE PEOPLE WERE DENIED THEIR RIGHTS AS VOTERS IN THIS COUNTRY AND AS A RESULT OF THAT, GEORGE BUSH WON A SECOND TERM. B. Obama hasn't done shit related to cheating/fraud and they've blown it up all over the news like its some big fucking deal. The gist of what Im saying is that Obama has so little dirt on him that every little thing they find they try to spin into big ol' stink and ruin his reputation, but its all just exaggerated or taken out of context or plain outright LIES. Voted to raise taxes 94 times? NOT TRUE. A secret Muslim/Arab/Terrorist? LIES. Middle name is Hussein? WHO CARES! My middle name is Ronald and that doesn't mean Im somehow related to Ronald McDonald or that I work for McDonalds, I have not and never will.

Obama catches shit from the media all day and you're just mad cause he's not in jail like every other black man.

Ozusko-Karlovacko-Lasko · #6 2008-10-23, 01:44

I don't feel bad about it- In fact, I don't think Croats ever had black slaves...

That aside, I still wouldn't feel bad. I refuse to take guilt or blame for what other white people have done. It's just as terrible a generalisation that blacks are making if they assume every white man owes them something.

EDIT: I really only liked the Putin part... and the fact that "Palin" was pretty fine. Girl should've done porn instead of mildly amusing political satire.

the one you don't see · #7 2008-10-23, 03:27

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You are dumb as hell. People attack, or at least attempt to attack Obama all day. There are tons of negative attack ads against him on TV, plus there's even a dumbass redneck grassroots smear campaign. I get stupid-ass forwarded chain e-mails from my distant redneck relatives saying how scared they are of him because his middle name is HUSSEIN (which would be bold and 4 times larger size font) and that hes a "secret arab" and all kinds of other stupid shit. For shits sake, they're saying he is a TERRORIST. A FUCKING TERRORIST, and YOU think they DONT GO THERE? Oh they fuckin' go there bitch, their dumb, lying asses go there all day.

Oh, and now they're saying hes linked to ACORN and that he's trying to cheat the elections. Come on, all the dirt they're trying to dig up is fucking bullshit. ACORN is required to submit to the govt. all of their voter registration *papers, even if they themselves feel they've been filled out fraudulently. So the fault of the false names there completely lies with the individuals who jokingly filled out the forms with obviously fake names like "Mickey Mouse". Plus, writing a fake name does not constitute voter fraud. Fraud doesn't take place until "Mickey Mouse" shows up at the polls and tries to vote.

Here's what I really dont get, George Bush cheated in '04 and everybody KNOWS it, yet nobody brings it up. He won Florida by less than 600 votes, but thousands of black democratic voters were turned down at the Florida polls for stupid reasons that sometimes didn't even apply to them (example: If a black person had the same name as another black person with a felony on record, he couldn't vote). THESE PEOPLE WERE DENIED THEIR RIGHTS AS VOTERS IN THIS COUNTRY AND AS A RESULT OF THAT, GEORGE BUSH WON A SECOND TERM. B. Obama hasn't done shit related to cheating/fraud and they've blown it up all over the news like its some big fucking deal. The gist of what Im saying is that Obama has so little dirt on him that every little thing they find they try to spin into big ol' stink and ruin his reputation, but its all just exaggerated or taken out of context or plain outright LIES. Voted to raise taxes 94 times? NOT TRUE. A secret Muslim/Arab/Terrorist? LIES. Middle name is Hussein? WHO CARES! My middle name is Ronald and that doesn't mean Im somehow related to Ronald McDonald or that I work for McDonalds, I have not and never will.

Obama catches shit from the media all day and you're just mad cause he's not in jail like every other black man.

*Butthurt demofag rant*

Area51 · #8 2008-10-23, 03:35

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*Butthurt demofag rant*

This.

What nobody brings up is that the jews did 9/11!
But seriously, Obama is only like 7% nigger. He is moar A-rab and White than ape. His ancestors were slave traders, for fucks sake.

Sponsored Link · #9 2008-10-23, 03:37

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*Butthurt demofag rant*

He's got a point, though.

mogle42 · #10 2008-10-23, 14:33

if your a dem everyone is always attacking dems and not attacking rep. if your a rep everyone is always attacking reps and reps not attacking dems. its politics for fucks sake if you dont know thats how it is youve got to be a dumb ass or rep. jesus the reps have been saying obama is a terrorist socialist anti american and newest one i saw has obama saying children/grandkids are a punishment, and its not like they only say it once. dont give us shit that everyone is on obamas side.

try watching lou dobbs on cnn.