Do guys criticize their bodies in their mind or what?


Sorry if this has been asked before.

"i want to fuck the shit out of that"

lol. They think about sticking their dick in you. Unless you're ugly and fat. Then they think about how they got themselves into this situation.

Post a picture of yourself naked, and I'll tell you.

yes please

"Remember, South Park at 10, Futurama at 11."

Something like "shiiit, I totally lucked out.. awesome."

Really does depend on the girl and the guy in question.

With some girls I was like "Damn. I can do better than this." But with others I was like "Damn, my girl's naked in front of me. What am I doing standing here thinking?"

if hes at the point were hes seeing you naked then he already likes your body so his exact thoughts are probly "..........."

i just smile > :)
i know were both in for a good time unless shes really beat.
socal slut ;)

nothing goes through the mind. It blanks out and your natural wild instincts kick in, seriously. all you might hear is your heart pounding at the speed of light...

Sorry guys, you're gonna hate me for doing this, but I'mma say it like it is.

I think shit, those tits looked better in her bra... And that ass looked way firmer in those tight jeans. I've been deceived. I'm gonna tap it, but my smile will be a fake one.


There, that should make the girls here more insecure and less comfortable being naked with guys.

i agree, but its still good nonetheless especially when ur pulling her hair and her back up to u against the bedwall with the other hand in her mouth pulling away

Wait...are you serious? All the shit the women's magazines has been telling me for years is wrong? My guy isn't just happy to see me naked, and behind that smile is a man critiquing my every flaw?

*puts down the icecream*

No, he's not serious. You can continue eating your icecream now, fatty.

Pffft, I doubt you have any physical flaws.

Depends if you love her and if she is good looking, with me i thought she was beautiful.

What is going through the mind of a farmer as he looks over his fields?

Probably not much, farmers are retards.

It's something like; "woah, man my girlfriend is hot and I love her and what not". From what I can remember at least...

I either get highly aroused or absolutely disgusted, little things can gross me out, a patch of weird skin on the thigh or something.

I'm feelin' you man... A weird mole near the vagina or something.

I'm feelin' you man... A weird mole near the vagina or something.

lol do u go out with my ex.

Do things like that really weird you out? We're all human...it's not leprosy or anything.

I actually am weirded out by little weird things. I think I have a good idea of why that is, something ugly lurking in my past, something that was supressed, but now lurks as a subconscious fear, a fear of facing reality... Anyways, that's an issue for a different forum.

When I get a... I mean, if I ever got a girlfriend, she'd have to be very close to flawless. No bullshit about flaws being charming blabla please, I don't buy it. I find perfection quite charming myself.

^I hope a blowup doll will suffice, or else you may be destined to live alone.

Why don't you hop on my boat and I'll let you know.

Socalslut.

no way in hell, all im thinking when i see my old lady naked is for her to find her way onto me in a hurry :)

Yeah I'm probably gonna go with the lonely bitter old man route.

Yeah I'm probably gonna go with the lonely bitter old man route.

lol, why don't you just stop being such a picky prick? Do you have a phobia of any imperfection or anything?

lol, why don't you just stop being such a picky prick? Do you have a phobia of any imperfection or anything?

I would if I could, but this is just who I grew up to be. Phobia of any imperfections sounds so strong, extremely passionate hate for minor flaws is probably better.

lol do u go out with my ex.

Do things like that really weird you out? We're all human...it's not leprosy or anything.

well sometimes you just can't help being weirded out, its often momentary though and you get over it, especially if it's a girl you actually like.

I would if I could, but this is just who I grew up to be. Phobia of any imperfections sounds so strong, extremely passionate hate for minor flaws is probably better.

It sounds like such a cliche, especially me only being at the age of 22, but that shit does change when you meet a certain someone. I was like yourself, and the 'ugly thing lurking in the past' is a familiar story. That shit does change when you meet someone that you naturally grow very close to... To the point where you are comfortable enough to tell them ABOUT such incidents.

Or it might never change. How would I know?

all i think it... Should I do anal or pussy first?

Little imperfections i reckon r really cute, just even thigh pimples or pimples around her breast whatever, i judge the girl in my head so much before we even make it there anywhere, all i thought last time was how amazing she was and how long we'd both waited playing stupid games for that event to come, we had an effen awesome time, it was just rad.

I KNEW it.

I KNEW it.

Just eat your pie fatty.

No but honestly, all I can think of is "Why are we standing here, staring at each other... omg! Is there something wrong with my body??"

Not really, but everybody gets insecure at times. Ladies, you know there's no problem unless he pukes or runs away or something.

Just eat your pie fatty.

No but honestly, all I can think of is "Why are we standing here, staring at each other... omg! Is there something wrong with my body??"

Not really, but everybody gets insecure at times. Ladies, you know there's no problem unless he pukes or runs away or something.

What do you do when that sort of thing happens? Not puking or anything that dramatic, he just took my skirt of, stared, met his eyes which plainly said "oh fuck, what have I gotten into?", recomposed himself and continued. Bare in mind he was 15 at the time and no females liked him, would take any sex he could get.


Fuck I hate my body/

What do you do when that sort of thing happens? Not puking or anything that dramatic, he just took my skirt of, stared, met his eyes which plainly said "oh fuck, what have I gotten into?", recomposed himself and continued. Bare in mind he was 15 at the time and no females liked him, would take any sex he could get.


Fuck I hate my body/

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many different things could affect what thoughts are had...

Obviously, how good the girl's body is... The guy's individual preferences... Intoxication (I don't really think about anything once I have enough alcohol inside me, nudity is no different) blah blah blah I got bored of writing this.

I AM THE WALRUS

I've been with some girls that refuse to take their bras off for some reason. What am i gonna do see a big nipple and throw up? I just wanna grab them not study them. I want to see them jiggle and shit.

Girls don't wanna take their bras off, because they don't like the way their boobies look. Nor should they, they don't live up to the standards set by videogame characters. Their insecurites are completely justified.

We guys want them in a nice round shape, with zero sagginess, not too far apart, not too close. Just the way it should be.

i get this feeling like "add another check to the list" or "yes im going to get laid"


NEVER this girl is nasty, cos im not THAT bothered i tend to close my eyes and think of a different girl anyway lol

i think ohw a naked lady

And then i smile cause some lady apparently felt comfy enough with me to undress in the light

Then i might have a better look, but if i'm gonna sleep with someone i've already decided that before she takes her clothes off, litte i'm gonna see wich at that point is gonna change anything about that

It's not bout how people look :)

I asked my boyfriend he just looked off into space, then closed his eyes and made an 'mmm...' noise.

He said there's only been once where he found he wasn't attracted to a girl and he responded by not being able to get it up.

Girls don't wanna take their bras off, because they don't like the way their boobies look. Nor should they, they don't live up to the standards set by videogame characters.

In real life fights, I can't perform 10 hit juggling combos, but I manage to still live my life.

Their insecurites are completely justified.

We guys want them in a nice round shape, with zero sagginess, not too far apart, not too close. Just the way it should be.

I've only been with one shy girl, but her securities were completely unjustified, I adored her. I wasn't measuring her nipple distance and calculating hip/thigh ratios...

I can only speak for myself, but I can find a wide range of bodies attractive and they don't need to fit any magazine or video game image.

you know it probably has more to do with whatever pheromones your pussy is giving out than how you look at that point

What do you do when that sort of thing happens? Not puking or anything that dramatic, he just took my skirt of, stared, met his eyes which plainly said "oh fuck, what have I gotten into?", recomposed himself and continued. Bare in mind he was 15 at the time and no females liked him, would take any sex he could get.


Fuck I hate my body/

That's part of the parcel with casual sex. If you go down that route you have to be prepared that a lot of guys will only fuck you because you're easier than other women they find more attractive, and that you'll be viewed as an object.

Actually, this is very fucking true.

Do you know a lot about pheremones how attraction works on that level? if so, you should make a thread about it.

If i really like that girl, It's one of the few times when I finally stop thinking. Natural instinct kicks in, and stuff just happens. I spend more time thinking about her body when i'm lying next to her naked afterwards and getting close.

true that lol

i agree, but its still good nonetheless especially when ur pulling her hair and her back up to u against the bedwall with the other hand in her mouth pulling away

this.

All I think is, "Damn Im getting some pussy,"

Actually, this is very fucking true.

Do you know a lot about pheremones how attraction works on that level? if so, you should make a thread about it.

nah, i just know that they make my dick hard

I've found that mostly girls only think this. And it ruins everything. Find some confidence in yourself and your appearance. If it's not up to snuff, fix it. Exercise. Wear nice clothes. Get a cute hair cut. Anything to quell that inner fear.

In real life fights, I can't perform 10 hit juggling combos

What are you, some kind of pussy or something?

Also; MY PANTS ARE TIGHT

Personally when I see my missus naked I tend to stop thinking because all the blood has rushed out of my brain and into the other head and before I know it, we're both naked and enjoying each others' company in a very physical way!

when i see my girl naked, i'm just like... wow. fuck, that is awesome, i love that. that is just awesome, *does whatever*

so you kind of stop thinking and your instincts kick in?

It very much depends on what you look like.

You don't have to post naked pics of yourself, but a photo would definitely help.

Usually there isnt a whole lot of time between her getting naked and me giving her the sex.