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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-10-22, 20:01
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Dildos?!
My girlfriend still won't stop using her dildo even after we've been together for as long as we have. Does this seem strange to you? I asked her to get rid of it and I found it hidden in her dresser!
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# 2

2008-10-22, 20:04
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Re: Dildos?!
Have you had a proper talk to her about it? It's possible she just doesn't know/understand how you feel about her using it.
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# 3

2008-10-22, 20:14
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Re: Dildos?!
maybe you need to give her more sex?
seriously, if my gf kept using a dildo, id take that as a sign that i just need to give it to her more.
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# 4

2008-10-22, 20:41
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Re: Dildos?!
Do you still masturbate even though you've been together for a while? Chances are you do, and it has very little if anything to do with how often you have sex with your girlfriend; it's a whole different thing, right? Same goes for your girlfriend; it likely has nothing to do with you and how you satisfy her, it's just something people do. She doesn't like the dildo better than you, it doesn't replace you, it's just a masturbatory aid. I wouldn't worry about it; you might even have fun integrating it into your sex life together.
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# 5

2008-10-22, 20:56
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Re: Dildos?!
I don't think you should be mad at her. You stickk jack off don't you? Maybe she likes to pleasure herself too.
Just my 2 cents.
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# 6

2008-10-22, 21:05
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Re: Dildos?!
Who the fuck are you tell her how to pleasure herself
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# 7

2008-10-22, 21:07
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Re: Dildos?!
see the worsd new arrival
That means this is a troll thread.
*is the only one with a trolldar*
*it reads over 9000!*
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# 8

2008-10-22, 22:46
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by superspeedz
see the worsd new arrival
That means this is a troll thread.
*is the only one with a trolldar*
*it reads over 9000!*
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Shutup.
Thank-you
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# 9

2008-10-22, 23:00
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Re: Dildos?!
Dude grow the fuck up. You must have some pretty low self esteem if a dildo intimidates you that much. Use it on her to get her warmed up before sex, let it improve your sex life. Women LOVE their toy's, taking them away would be like taking away their favorite pet to them. I swear, my girlfriend would cry if her vibe broke.
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# 10

2008-10-22, 23:10
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Re: Dildos?!
Ya, my woman still likes her vibrating shit too. I decided though that she could get herself off, because I still do. Ask to watch.
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#11
 2008-10-22, 23:15
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Cpt.Winters 
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Re: Dildos?!
Whoa whoa whoa...
have you stopped jacking it since you two have dated?
We all "no" the answer to that question.
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#12
 2008-10-22, 23:54
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Re: Dildos?!
ur womens cheating on u with a plastic toy,u have to prove ur manliness and put a stop to it at once
i recommend this
http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/chastitybelt_300.jpg
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#13
 2008-10-23, 01:34
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by ivanthesneak
My girlfriend still won't stop using her dildo even after we've been together for as long as we have. Does this seem strange to you? I asked her to get rid of it and I found it hidden in her dresser!
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Is it bigger than your dick? If so, I could see why it bothers you. If not, go fall in a well.
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#14
 2008-10-23, 01:58
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Re: Dildos?!
OP.
why the fuck do you care?
Obviously you have a small dick
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#15
 2008-10-23, 02:02
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killface 
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by jowie
OP.
why the fuck do you care?
Obviously you have a small dick
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yeah that must be at.
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#16
 2008-10-23, 02:14
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: Dildos?!
I somewhat feel the same as the OP. There should be no NEED to use a dildo if I am with a chick. I have sex with my gfs at least 5 times a week...usually every day of the week. There should not be a need for a dildo.
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#17
 2008-10-23, 02:28
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Re: Dildos?!
Girls just like their toys. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. And I think asking her to give it up is unfair. Just include yourself or, just fuck the shit of her til she passes out and can't even lift the fuckin dildo let alone use it. Some women just have high sex drives. I know if I was almightyares ^^^ girlfriend I'd fuckin shrivel up and die from only 5 times a week.
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#18
 2008-10-23, 02:33
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Dragonflame 
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Re: Dildos?!
I have sex with my gfs at least 5 times a week...usually every day of the week.
Same here, but I also fap 3-10 times a day. If I do, why cant she?
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#19
 2008-10-23, 03:48
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Re: Dildos?!
It'd be like taking away all your porn. That's just not right. You'll have sex with your gf sometimes and sometimes you won't be together, so you'll get off without each other. Who cares?
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#20
 2008-10-23, 04:23
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Re: Dildos?!
I have sex with my gfs at least 5 times a week...usually every day of the week.
Not all girls have the same sex drive as you, and yours sounds like that of a guy from England with a combover and thick glasses.
Some girls will fill that quota of '5 times' in less than 2 days (SHOCK HORROR). So yeah, I know I like to come about 3 times a day, why cant your girl?
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#21
 2008-10-23, 04:48
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by jowie
OP.
why the fuck do you care?
Obviously you have a small dick
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I'm no dildologist, but aren't they only available in pretty large sizes?
Fun fact; KaTes one is 10"
If your gf doesn't have a very high sex drive, I think you've a right to be pissed off. It's not analogous to you ceasing to jack off, it's more like you having a blowupdoll or a fleshlight.
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#22
 2008-10-23, 05:06
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Dragonflame 
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Re: Dildos?!
I'm no dildologist, but aren't they only available in pretty large sizes?
Fun fact; KaTes one is 10"
If your gf doesn't have a very high sex drive, I think you've a right to be pissed off. It's not analogous to you ceasing to jack off, it's more like you having a blowupdoll or a fleshlight.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j234/Pyroanarchist/hilarious-7.jpg
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#23
 2008-10-23, 05:24
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Re: Dildos?!
OP are you fucking serious? I would buy a girl friend a dildo as a gift. It just means she has a healthy sex drive, and will be less likely to cheat on you if your out of town and shes horny. Don't tell her to throw out her sex toys, thats an asshole move.
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#24
 2008-10-23, 14:03
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ivanthesneak 
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Re: Dildos?!
It's not just about her using it, she get crazy pissed if I watch porn or even look at another chick. She even erased all my dirty pics off my computer when she found them. I told her if I can't have my pics then she should get rid of her toy unless I get some good pics of her to replace them!
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#25
 2008-10-23, 14:15
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Re: Dildos?!
^Oh ok, thats different if she made you get rid of all your shit too.
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#26
 2008-10-23, 17:38
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by ivanthesneak
It's not just about her using it, she get crazy pissed if I watch porn or even look at another chick. She even erased all my dirty pics off my computer when she found them. I told her if I can't have my pics then she should get rid of her toy unless I get some good pics of her to replace them!
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Sounds like she's laying the smack down in this relationship. Assert yourself or break up with her man, least ye be pussy whipped for a loooong time.
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#27
 2008-10-23, 17:53
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Re: Dildos?!
shit man, take it off her and punch her in the fucking face.
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#28
 2008-10-23, 19:18
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Re: Dildos?!
I'm no dildologist, but aren't they only available in pretty large sizes?
Fun fact; KaTes one is 10"
If your gf doesn't have a very high sex drive, I think you've a right to be pissed off. It's not analogous to you ceasing to jack off, it's more like you having a blowupdoll or a fleshlight.
Uhmmm no. They come is all sorts of sizes, but (Oh god!) the one that moves the most product is the standard 6 * 5 model, roughly the size of your average guy. And even with 6 inches of length, only about 5 is usable (gotta put their fingers on the end). There are a rare few that are 10, but even they need fingers to hold, so usable length is 9 or so. Large, but not ridiculously so.
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#29
 2008-10-23, 19:23
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Re: Dildos?!
Your girlfriend won't even let you look at porn, but she's still allowed to have her dildo?
That's straight up ridiculous. 
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#30
 2008-10-23, 19:23
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2007/08 is really GAY 
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Re: Dildos?!
Your dick isn't big enough to satisfied her, i guess...
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#31
 2008-10-23, 19:25
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by 2007/08 is really GAY
Your dick isn't big enough to satisfied her, i guess...
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You must get a great ego boost making others feel bad.
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#32
 2008-10-23, 19:41
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Re: Dildos?!
You must get a great ego boost making others feel bad.
Leave him alone, the guy's talking from experience.
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#33
 2008-10-23, 20:09
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by ivanthesneak
My girlfriend still won't stop using her dildo even after we've been together for as long as we have. Does this seem strange to you? I asked her to get rid of it and I found it hidden in her dresser!
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bitch shouldent be hiding it either! just bang her more lol
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#34
 2008-10-23, 20:17
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Re: Dildos?!
Put Tabasco sauce on her dildo. See what happens... lol.
(although if you don't want to break up then that is a bad idea)
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#35
 2008-10-23, 20:45
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Re: Dildos?!
Get her a better one for christmas. Train her to be your slut.
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#36
 2008-10-31, 13:16
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Re: Dildos?!
Wow, my boyfriend encourages me to use it because he finds it hot to get home from work and find me playing with it. Don’t stop her from using it. If you guys can watch porn and masturbate, why cant we use dildo’s? Its not that she’s not satisfied, in fact I find my dildo makes me hornier and doesn’t satisfy me nearly as much as my boyfriend. For me a dildo can never be compared to sex. Sex wins every time. Don’t be worried, just let her use it.
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#37
 2008-10-31, 13:39
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Re: Dildos?!
Wow, my boyfriend encourages me to use it because he finds it hot to get home from work and find me playing with it. Dont stop her from using it. If you guys can watch porn and masturbate, why cant we use dildos? Its not that shes not satisfied, in fact I find my dildo makes me hornier and doesnt satisfy me nearly as much as my boyfriend. For me a dildo can never be compared to sex. Sex wins every time. Dont be worried, just let her use it.
^ This post is incredibly hot.
Pulse, fancy a place in the Totse Calendar? I only have one or two left.
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#38
 2008-11-01, 02:38
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Re: Dildos?!
when i told my gf to throw away her dildo, she said she did, but she didnt, i found it,
sawed it in half, took a plate and a torch, melted the remaining dildo peaces on the plate, and then i left it on her bed,
she was pissed
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#39
 2008-11-01, 04:30
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pulse7 
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Re: Dildos?!
What is the Totse Calendar?
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#40
 2008-11-01, 05:02
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by nonarky
when i told my gf to throw away her dildo, she said she did, but she didnt, i found it,
sawed it in half, took a plate and a torch, melted the remaining dildo peaces on the plate, and then i left it on her bed,
she was pissed
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What the fuck man? That's fucked up.
I went to a sex shop with my ex and we bought her a vibrator with clit stimulator for her when I wasn't around, and even occasionally for when I was.
It's fun to use toys like that, and seriously, she said no human could ever give her the feeling that a vibrator does (it's good but artificial), but at the end of the day she much prefers the feeling of skin on skin, old fashioned sex.
You're so insecure it's gross.
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#41
 2008-11-01, 11:52
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Re: Dildos?!
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Originally Posted by pulse7
What is the Totse Calendar?
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Every year Totse releases a calendar with the best Totse girls in it.
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#42
 2008-11-01, 12:05
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Thanks, Ill check it out
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#43
 2008-11-01, 17:52
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Re: Dildos?!
I went with my then gf when she bought her first and second vibrator. I'm very sure she used 'm very often during the 4 years we had. Who cares.
you can think, i'm not good enough
you can also think i'm so good she needs somethin while i'm gone to make it till i'm back
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