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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-10-22, 17:49
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girls with boyfriends
lately when i see a girl in public (attractive but not like super-hot) i'll ask her if she has a boyfriend, and the last three i asked said yes
what should i do? pick a girl with a boyfriend/kill him and ask again?
girls will sometimes come onto me, and most of them are attractive but they are whores. i have been asking like nice looking girls.
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# 2

2008-10-22, 18:02
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Re: girls with boyfriends
date a shy loner girl, they have a lot to offer, love and effection
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# 3

2008-10-22, 18:16
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Re: girls with boyfriends
They don't have girlfriends, you are just ugly.
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# 4

2008-10-22, 18:25
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Regular
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Groovy.
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Re: girls with boyfriends
This is relevant:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lUca0apfV6s
Last edited by Agent 008; 2008-10-22 at 19:42.
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# 5

2008-10-22, 19:02
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Moderator
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New Zealand
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Re: girls with boyfriends
hang on, wait, how the fuck does this go?
You see an attractive girl, walk over, say "hi I'm ilovesawedoffpump lol have a bf y/n?"
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# 6

2008-10-22, 19:09
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by rabbitweed
hang on, wait, how the fuck does this go?
You see an attractive girl, walk over, say "hi I'm ilovesawedoffpump lol have a bf y/n?"
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is there another way to do it?
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# 7

2008-10-22, 19:13
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Regular
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Behind that brick in the wall.
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Put yourself in her shoes, if someone came up to you and the first thing they asked is if you were going out, they probably dont care about who you are and your personality. This would mean that you're just looking for a quick lay, but one night stands can occur whilst she has a boyfriend, so asking that is pointless.
Ergo, they probably see you as a creepy perv who faps while watching people make out in the park.
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# 8

2008-10-22, 19:30
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Re: girls with boyfriends
lol @ people's social retardation
*runs up to girl*
"lol ur hawt"
*runs away*
"kekekekeke"
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# 9

2008-10-22, 19:40
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mother superior
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Never just ask if they have a boyfriend - It's bad news all over
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# 10

2008-10-22, 19:58
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by wires
Never just ask if they have a boyfriend - It's bad news all over
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why not?
I agree don't make it the first topic of convo, but it's always useful information for those with a bit of class (ie people wouldn't just attempt sex regardless)
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#11
 2008-10-22, 20:02
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mother superior
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Re: girls with boyfriends
why not?
I agree don't make it the first topic of convo, but it's always useful information for those with a bit of class (ie people wouldn't just attempt sex regardless)
I'd suggest finding out subtly before you ask a blunt question - it has always put me off people at least.
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#12
 2008-10-22, 20:43
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Cpt.Winters 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
All attractive, nice, valuable girls have boyfriends.
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#13
 2008-10-22, 20:58
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Cpt.Winters
All attractive, nice, valuable girls have boyfriends.
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Girls are like domain names. All the good ones are already taken, but you can still get one from a strange country.
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#14
 2008-10-22, 21:12
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twisted.screw 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Girls are like domain names. All the good ones are already taken, but you can still get one from a strange country.
Thanks for the laugh. :D
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#15
 2008-10-22, 21:18
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Rocko 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Cpt.Winters
All attractive, nice, valuable girls have boyfriends.
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Yep. They're never single, they make sure they're already fucking someone else before they break a relationship off.
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#16
 2008-10-22, 21:25
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Mendocino 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
so... if you don't fear their boyfriend, is it a good idea to try and steal the girl?
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#17
 2008-10-22, 21:33
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Re: girls with boyfriends
is there another way to do it?
Hand them a note that says " do you like me?" with boxes that say yes no or maybe
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#18
 2008-10-22, 21:36
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mother superior
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Girls are like domain names. All the good ones are already taken, but you can still get one from a strange country.
Totse quote of the week
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#19
 2008-10-22, 22:00
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absolutecaliber 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death
date a shy loner girl, they have a lot to offer, love and effection
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this. i myself was very surprised at how well the relationship has been going and as for a week ago we've been 5 months and strong.
trying not to seem like the one corrupting her, I waited until then to take her virginity.
now she's mine.
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#20
 2008-10-22, 22:21
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whitelightning 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
this. i myself was very surprised at how well the relationship has been going and as for a week ago we've been 5 months and strong.
trying not to seem like the one corrupting her, I waited until then to take her virginity.
now she's mine.
If you are a good dude, you will treat her like a queen without letting her control you.
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#21
 2008-10-22, 22:32
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Re: girls with boyfriends
go hangout with more girls. u dont know shit
first of all, 2/3 of those girls probably lied, because they know if they say yes u will go away.
dont ask them right off the bat if u wanna progress
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#22
 2008-10-23, 10:45
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ihatesawed_off_pump 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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rage@username
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#23
 2008-10-23, 12:29
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Re: girls with boyfriends
rage@username
Haha.
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#24
 2008-10-23, 12:57
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death
date a shy loner girl, they have a lot to offer, love and effection
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They're also the damn needy clingy ones.
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#25
 2008-10-23, 17:22
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callumpimp 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Lets break this down..............you awkwardly walk over to a girl and instigate awkward conversation. Give give her a quick way out of this awkwardness, all she has to say is "yes" and you will fuck off.............WHO WOULDNT SAY YES.
Go over to her and say "hey, whats your name?" in a very chilled out comfortable manner, the chances are she will give you a funny look and walk off............but the one that actually answers is saying "you seem like a nice chap and i think u may be cool". WIN.
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#26
 2008-10-23, 17:28
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Re: girls with boyfriends
I'd suggest finding out subtly before you ask a blunt question - it has always put me off people at least.
A lot of men are not great at finding things out subtly.
Are you saying if you were single, met some guy and obviously had good rapport and chemistry with him, you'd be put off by him asking if you had a boyfriend?
If so, how would you expect him to find out subtly?
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#27
 2008-10-23, 19:44
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Rocko 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
A lot of men are not great at finding things out subtly.
No shit dude.
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#28
 2008-10-23, 20:05
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ViperX202 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty
They don't have girlfriends, you are just ugly.
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u meant boyfriends* correction :D
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#29
 2008-10-24, 04:44
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Re: girls with boyfriends
What I hate is when they come on to you but you find out later that she already has a boyfriend and was just fooling around with you.
"Oh hey, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Dennis."
Fucking bitches.
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#30
 2008-10-24, 05:04
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Minority Deport 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Talk to them about bullshit ask them questions about stuff. Find a single thing in common, talk about that for a little while.
Suggest going to lunch...coffee...dinner or whatever. If she wants to go with you obviously your attractive or interesting enough for her. If she has a boyfriend, she'll say no or no my boyfriend wont like that. If she goes with you and has a good time maybe you'll end up on the rebound list.
I always walk around that question, or just not care.
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#31
 2008-10-24, 19:48
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Re: girls with boyfriends
This is relevant:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lUca0apfV6s
Ahahaa. Epic
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#32
 2008-10-24, 21:25
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Re: girls with boyfriends
What I hate is when they come on to you but you find out later that she already has a boyfriend and was just fooling around with you.
"Oh hey, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend,."
Fucking bitches.
this.
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#33
 2008-10-24, 22:16
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ilovechronic 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
This is relevant:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lUca0apfV6s
Dude I loled at the last one where he kicked the dog!
Ahahaa. Epic
Not really.
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#34
 2008-10-24, 22:55
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Gadooosh! 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Mendocino
so... if you don't fear their boyfriend, is it a good idea to try and steal the girl?
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Fuck em, chuck em, then deny all knowledge of them.
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#35
 2008-10-25, 00:05
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty
They don't have girlfriends, you are just ugly.
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True.
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#36
 2008-10-25, 13:50
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Re: girls with boyfriends
This is relevant:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lUca0apfV6s
I lol'd. Silly British haha
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#37
 2008-10-25, 14:30
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within the subliminal
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Re: girls with boyfriends
You should'nt be walking up to people in public and asking if they have a boyfriend! That's very strange if you start a conversation out like that. Have you ever heard of being subtle?
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#38
 2008-10-25, 16:10
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Climbing_The_Bell_Tower 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
It's true, so very true.
All the girls I find desireable aren't necessarily the physically hottest. Most of the time I find them desireable because they are cute/pretty, have an alright body, but most importantly they seem down to earth and approachable, this is most likely why they are never single. The worst part is how all the super tall, dark and, handsome guys are taking our barely above average women >:o!
On the other hand, it's not as rare for me to see very "hot" women alone. And it's not for the popularly stated reason that guys have "no confidence" to talk to them, it's because they are frigids, heartless cunts who are made out of ice. They look unapproachable, they are always without exception extremely shallow, career oriented (Ie, money/career over people all the time) .
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#39
 2008-10-25, 16:32
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Re: girls with boyfriends
The worst part is how all the super tall, dark and, handsome guys are taking our barely above average women >:o!
Well, we have to, because looks make little fucking difference.
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#40
 2008-10-25, 17:43
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PieGirl 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
I found my current boyfriend while I still had a boyfriend.
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#41
 2008-10-25, 17:45
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Pingy 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
I'm a raging slut.
The truth is revealed.
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#42
 2008-10-25, 19:55
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PieGirl 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
The truth is revealed.
I didn't cheat on him...
But yeah ok if you want.
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#43
 2008-10-25, 23:32
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by PieGirl
I found my current boyfriend while I still had a boyfriend.
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Of course, women are like monkeys; they won't let go of one branch until they have their hands on another.
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#44
 2008-10-26, 05:19
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Of course, women are like monkeys; they won't let go of one branch until they have their hands on another.
qfmft.
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#45
 2008-10-26, 05:43
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Acolyte
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Re: girls with boyfriends
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Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink
What I hate is when they come on to you but you find out later that she already has a boyfriend and was just fooling around with you.
"Oh hey, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Dennis."
Fucking bitches.
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Even worse when they just slip it in there.
"Oh guitar? That's awesome! I don't really play, but sometimes I just steal my boyfriend's kekeke."

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#46
 2008-10-26, 08:11
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Mantikore 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
Of course, women are like monkeys; they won't let go of one branch until they have their hands on another.
unless youre a SPIDER MONKEY
http://sharktank.smchs.org/hilzendeger/___black-spider-monkey.jpg
screeeeeee!!!
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#47
 2008-10-26, 10:44
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Re: girls with boyfriends
unless youre a SPIDER MONKEY
http://sharktank.smchs.org/hilzendeger/___black-spider-monkey.jpg
screeeeeee!!!
*dies of laughter*
That was brilliant!
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#48
 2008-10-26, 12:27
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stab 
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Re: girls with boyfriends
This thread was fail, now it is win.
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