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Old 2008-10-22, 07:41
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Default Weird things imagined when I jack off

This only happens when I jack off, not when I fuck hos. Lets say climax is 100%. At around 96-98% (this is about 2-3 seconds before climax), I start to think about money, specifically $100 bills, and expensive suits, riding fast on my motorcycle, girls wearing bright colored lipstick, and being in a powerful position (president of the US, or a CEO of a major corporation). Usually its the same things, but sometimes it is a little different (everything is not always included, but most of the time all are included).

Your thoughts?
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Old 2008-10-22, 07:55
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Originally Posted by almightyares
This only happens when I jack off, not when I fuck hos. Lets say climax is 100%. At around 96-98% (this is about 2-3 seconds before climax), I start to think about money, specifically $100 bills, and expensive suits, riding fast on my motorcycle, girls wearing bright colored lipstick, and being in a powerful position (president of the US, or a CEO of a major corporation). Usually its the same things, but sometimes it is a little different (everything is not always included, but most of the time all are included).

Your thoughts?


i do the exact same shit, thinking about gettin head in the lambo, fuckin in the back of the maybach, exotic women by the pool..
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Old 2008-10-22, 08:02
Pink P&ther Pink P&ther is offline
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You're both wierd^ this never happens to anyone and is a serious mental problem on your part.
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Old 2008-10-22, 08:04
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i start thinking about all the relationships in my life and what they mean and it totally kills it.
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Old 2008-10-22, 09:42
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Sometimes i think about an ex or something which kills it.

sometimes i think about me winning!


most of the time i think abou awwwwwwwww damn this is nice.....goodnight.
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Old 2008-10-22, 10:00
Splunk Splunk is offline
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i just imagine fucking my girlfriend in a bunch or crazy positions wherever she stands......


man, money? wtf
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Old 2008-10-22, 10:12
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I imagine you failing at this thread.

/thread...
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Old 2008-10-22, 10:22
dark_rider_666 dark_rider_666 is offline
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I imagine you failing at this thread.

/thread...


i came. goodnight
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Old 2008-10-22, 19:43
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I knew a guy who confessed that he could not get the mental image of him screwing his biology teacher over a table out of his head before he climaxed. It can go both ways :p
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Old 2008-10-22, 20:24
Korivan I'Alagmarae Korivan I'Alagmarae is offline
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That is your mind telling you that you are gay. Congratulations!
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Old 2008-10-22, 21:30
Ekonos Ekonos is offline
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I think someone's got a wee liking for Mr. Franklin :p
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Old 2008-10-22, 22:32
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dioudngin
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I think about the warm slippery pink walls......
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Old 2008-10-23, 02:16
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Originally Posted by Korivan I'Alagmarae
That is your mind telling you that you are gay. Congratulations!


Damn. I KNEW something was out of place here...
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Old 2008-10-23, 02:30
Dragonflame Dragonflame is offline
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Weridest thing that happens to me is that I visualize that my dick is a decaying chunk of meat with worm's holes all through it, kinda like the dick of a man whose been buried for several years. Kinda kills the mood for a second or two.
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Old 2008-10-23, 05:47
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Originally Posted by almightyares
This only happens when I jack off, not when I fuck hos. Lets say climax is 100%. At around 96-98% (this is about 2-3 seconds before climax), I start to think about money, specifically $100 bills, and expensive suits, riding fast on my motorcycle, girls wearing bright colored lipstick, and being in a powerful position (president of the US, or a CEO of a major corporation). Usually its the same things, but sometimes it is a little different (everything is not always included, but most of the time all are included).

Your thoughts?


LOL IM HIGH AS FUCK AND WHEN I READ THIS SHIT I LOLED OMFG
i was like remembering how i jackoff like u said, and then the 2-3 seconds before climax i think of lipstick and motorcycles and money!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WTFFF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SOME FUNYN SHIT , omfuck this bud is rediciouls fuckin outta control.WHTA THE FUCK DID THEY PUT IN MY FUCKIN BUD T HOSE FUCKIN AFAUFHUSAD
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Old 2008-10-23, 06:05
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I actually have these neurotic ideas where I think like... What's the grossest sexual thing that could enter my mind while I'm masturbating... And then I instantly think of me having sex with a sibling or my mom or whatever. And sure I try to just think of a hot chick, but my family's constantly lurking in the back of my mind, waiting for their turns. Kinda bugs me.
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Old 2008-10-23, 06:36
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LOL IM HIGH AS FUCK AND WHEN I READ THIS SHIT I LOLED OMFG
i was like remembering how i jackoff like u said, and then the 2-3 seconds before climax i think of lipstick and motorcycles and money!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WTFFF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SOME FUNYN SHIT , omfuck this bud is rediciouls fuckin outta control.WHTA THE FUCK DID THEY PUT IN MY FUCKIN BUD T HOSE FUCKIN AFAUFHUSAD

You should stop smoking drugs, dude.

As for the money masturbation, why not? Obtaining a lot of money is obviously something you find very desirable and I guess all it does is cement that. Not really something to worry about.

I always get images of rough, aggressive sex.
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Old 2008-10-23, 07:25
callumpimp callumpimp is offline
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Originally Posted by BlackSails
I actually have these neurotic ideas where I think like... What's the grossest sexual thing that could enter my mind while I'm masturbating... And then I instantly think of me having sex with a sibling or my mom or whatever. And sure I try to just think of a hot chick, but my family's constantly lurking in the back of my mind, waiting for their turns. Kinda bugs me.


omfg its 8am and ive not slept and im still pissed up from last night and this cracked me up............you fuckign weirdo bastard go kill your self
 
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