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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-10-22, 07:41
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D!cks are for my friends
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Weird things imagined when I jack off
This only happens when I jack off, not when I fuck hos. Lets say climax is 100%. At around 96-98% (this is about 2-3 seconds before climax), I start to think about money, specifically $100 bills, and expensive suits, riding fast on my motorcycle, girls wearing bright colored lipstick, and being in a powerful position (president of the US, or a CEO of a major corporation). Usually its the same things, but sometimes it is a little different (everything is not always included, but most of the time all are included).
Your thoughts?
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#2
 2008-10-22, 07:55
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
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Originally Posted by almightyares
This only happens when I jack off, not when I fuck hos. Lets say climax is 100%. At around 96-98% (this is about 2-3 seconds before climax), I start to think about money, specifically $100 bills, and expensive suits, riding fast on my motorcycle, girls wearing bright colored lipstick, and being in a powerful position (president of the US, or a CEO of a major corporation). Usually its the same things, but sometimes it is a little different (everything is not always included, but most of the time all are included).
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i do the exact same shit, thinking about gettin head in the lambo, fuckin in the back of the maybach, exotic women by the pool..
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#3
 2008-10-22, 08:02
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
You're both wierd^ this never happens to anyone and is a serious mental problem on your part.
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#4
 2008-10-22, 08:04
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
i start thinking about all the relationships in my life and what they mean and it totally kills it.
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#5
 2008-10-22, 09:42
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
Sometimes i think about an ex or something which kills it.
sometimes i think about me winning!
most of the time i think abou awwwwwwwww damn this is nice.....goodnight.
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#6
 2008-10-22, 10:00
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Splunk 
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
i just imagine fucking my girlfriend in a bunch or crazy positions wherever she stands......
man, money? wtf
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#7
 2008-10-22, 10:12
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
I imagine you failing at this thread.
/thread...
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#8
 2008-10-22, 10:22
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
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Originally Posted by Haung
I imagine you failing at this thread.
/thread...
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i came. goodnight
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#9
 2008-10-22, 19:43
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mother superior
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
I knew a guy who confessed that he could not get the mental image of him screwing his biology teacher over a table out of his head before he climaxed. It can go both ways :p
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#10
 2008-10-22, 20:24
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Korivan I'Alagmarae 
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
That is your mind telling you that you are gay. Congratulations!
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#11
 2008-10-22, 21:30
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Ekonos 
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
I think someone's got a wee liking for Mr. Franklin :p
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#12
 2008-10-22, 22:32
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
I think about the warm slippery pink walls......
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#13
 2008-10-23, 02:16
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
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Originally Posted by Korivan I'Alagmarae
That is your mind telling you that you are gay. Congratulations!
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Damn. I KNEW something was out of place here...
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#14
 2008-10-23, 02:30
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
Weridest thing that happens to me is that I visualize that my dick is a decaying chunk of meat with worm's holes all through it, kinda like the dick of a man whose been buried for several years. Kinda kills the mood for a second or two.
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#15
 2008-10-23, 05:47
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
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Originally Posted by almightyares
This only happens when I jack off, not when I fuck hos. Lets say climax is 100%. At around 96-98% (this is about 2-3 seconds before climax), I start to think about money, specifically $100 bills, and expensive suits, riding fast on my motorcycle, girls wearing bright colored lipstick, and being in a powerful position (president of the US, or a CEO of a major corporation). Usually its the same things, but sometimes it is a little different (everything is not always included, but most of the time all are included).
Your thoughts?
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LOL IM HIGH AS FUCK AND WHEN I READ THIS SHIT I LOLED OMFG
i was like remembering how i jackoff like u said, and then the 2-3 seconds before climax i think of lipstick and motorcycles and money!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WTFFF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SOME FUNYN SHIT , omfuck this bud is rediciouls fuckin outta control.WHTA THE FUCK DID THEY PUT IN MY FUCKIN BUD T HOSE FUCKIN AFAUFHUSAD
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#16
 2008-10-23, 06:05
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
I actually have these neurotic ideas where I think like... What's the grossest sexual thing that could enter my mind while I'm masturbating... And then I instantly think of me having sex with a sibling or my mom or whatever. And sure I try to just think of a hot chick, but my family's constantly lurking in the back of my mind, waiting for their turns. Kinda bugs me.
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#17
 2008-10-23, 06:36
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
LOL IM HIGH AS FUCK AND WHEN I READ THIS SHIT I LOLED OMFG
i was like remembering how i jackoff like u said, and then the 2-3 seconds before climax i think of lipstick and motorcycles and money!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WTFFF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SOME FUNYN SHIT , omfuck this bud is rediciouls fuckin outta control.WHTA THE FUCK DID THEY PUT IN MY FUCKIN BUD T HOSE FUCKIN AFAUFHUSAD
You should stop smoking drugs, dude.
As for the money masturbation, why not? Obtaining a lot of money is obviously something you find very desirable and I guess all it does is cement that. Not really something to worry about.
I always get images of rough, aggressive sex.
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#18
 2008-10-23, 07:25
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Re: Weird things imagined when I jack off
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Originally Posted by BlackSails
I actually have these neurotic ideas where I think like... What's the grossest sexual thing that could enter my mind while I'm masturbating... And then I instantly think of me having sex with a sibling or my mom or whatever. And sure I try to just think of a hot chick, but my family's constantly lurking in the back of my mind, waiting for their turns. Kinda bugs me.
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omfg its 8am and ive not slept and im still pissed up from last night and this cracked me up............you fuckign weirdo bastard go kill your self
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