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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-10-22, 04:15
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My penis curves like a banana
My dick curves upwards, almost in the same way a banana does. I did some reading and apparently it will hit the girls Gspot better. So yeah just thought I'd let you know how fucking awesome I am. Does your dick curve, and if so, in what direction, and what degree of curve?
Edit: Do the ladies of totse have a preference?
Last edited by aliveupboy; 2008-10-22 at 17:02.
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# 2

2008-10-22, 04:20
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
I'm glad that i'm not a freak like you.
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# 3

2008-10-22, 04:20
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
My banana curves like a penis.
My wang is perfectly straight for some odd reason.
I can make it look like gonzos nose though.
Last edited by DEADBEATDAD; 2008-10-22 at 04:30.
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# 4

2008-10-22, 04:23
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Bit of an upward curve.
Not "like a banana" really.
But seriously, what kind of thread is this? So you wanted brag that you could SUPPOSEDLY hit the GSpot better... This would probably be useful, if you were out fucking girls instead of sitting at home on the internet telling everyone about your banana-dick.
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# 5

2008-10-22, 04:24
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by BZP
Bit of an upward curve.
Not "like a banana" really.
But seriously, what kind of thread is this? So you wanted brag that you could SUPPOSEDLY hit the GSpot better... This would probably be useful, if you were out fucking girls instead of sitting at home on the internet telling everyone about your banana-dick.
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I laughed pretty hard at this.
E: And thats not the ONLY reason I made the thread. I also wanna see how common it is, and what the ladies opinions on it are.
Last edited by aliveupboy; 2008-10-22 at 04:40.
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# 6

2008-10-22, 04:45
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Acolyte
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The Mean Streets of... TOWN!
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
what kind of reading did you do? www.sexwithfruitshapedgenitals.com? have they done scientific studies on this?
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# 7

2008-10-22, 04:47
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by killface
what kind of reading did you do? www.sexwithfruitshapedgenitals.com? have they done scientific studies on this?
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I typed 'penis curve', 'penis bend' and 'penis curvature' into google then read all of the results on the first page. Some were forums where there was a long discussion on the issue. Some guys wanted to fix theirs, and others wanted to actually make their penis have a bend because a lot of the girls were saying at first it looked weird but they actually liked it better after they had sex.
http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts9559443.aspx
On the second page lilmskinky (a hot bitch) appears to like the banana cocks.
Last edited by aliveupboy; 2008-10-22 at 04:53.
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# 8

2008-10-22, 04:48
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
afaik it's not un-common.
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# 9

2008-10-22, 04:56
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
I'm actually glad I have a curve. It makes me more unique then most guys. PLUS, apparently with stretching exercises you can fix the curve, because its caused by one side of the penis being shorter than the other. So if I ever want to have a straight dick I can make it that way, I don't think you can make your dick curved. So yeah, once again I will express my awesomeness.
E: Also I think an upward curve would be the best one to have for a variety of reasons so I guess I lucked out there. Some guys curve to the left or right, which seems like it would make sex more difficult.
Last edited by aliveupboy; 2008-10-22 at 05:02.
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# 10

2008-10-22, 05:04
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by aliveupboy
I'm actually glad I have a curve. It makes me more unique then most guys. PLUS, apparently with stretching exercises you can fix the curve, because its caused by one side of the penis being shorter than the other. So if I ever want to have a straight dick I can make it that way, I don't think you can make your dick curved. So yeah, once again I will express my awesomeness.
E: Also I think an upward curve would be the best one to have for a variety of reasons so I guess I lucked out there. Some guys curve to the left or right, which seems like it would make sex more difficult.
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You really think about your dick a lot, don't you? 
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#11
 2008-10-22, 05:47
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Yes, a slight upward curve is normal. Now, if it's a complete curve, almost like a C, then it's likely Peyronie's Disease.
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#12
 2008-10-22, 11:24
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
You really think about your dick a lot, don't you? :D
Hehe yeah. But honestly, are there any guys that don't?
Yes, a slight upward curve is normal. Now, if it's a complete curve, almost like a C, then it's likely Peyronie's Disease.
Yeah thats true. Although someone may actually just naturally have a c shaped cock. In that case the person normally has to have surgery though because penetration is extremely difficult/impossible. My dick isn't anywhere near a c shape.
And mine is a little more then a 'slight' upwards curve, its probably at the point where the degree of curve is pretty uncommon but still in the normal range. I have seen a few guys in pornos that have almost the exact same dick as me so its not extremely rare or anything but I doubt most girls (who aren't sluts) have seen a dick like it. If the curve was any more then it would probably be a problem. Mines at the point where it won't interfere with sex at all.
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#13
 2008-10-22, 11:38
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dark_rider_666 
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
shit, do you by any chance have nuts with that banana split?
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#14
 2008-10-22, 11:56
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
dude it's really nothing to be proud of, unlike say a big dick
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#15
 2008-10-22, 12:06
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
dude it's really nothing to be proud of, unlike say a big dick
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I can be proud of whatever I want to. Not to mention my dick isn't small either. But lets not derail thread with a size contest.
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#16
 2008-10-22, 12:11
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Mine hangs to the left but stands up straight as a motherfucker. I have female friends that have fucked dudes with an upwards curving cock and they do second the notion that it can sometimes 'hit the spot' better. On the other hand, I have another friend who said she fucked a guy who's cock curved, "so much it was uncomfortable". Either it depends on the chick or the nature of the curve.
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#17
 2008-10-22, 12:12
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
I can be proud of whatever I want to. Not to mention my dick isn't small either. But lets not derail thread with a size contest.
you can be proud of your curved penis but no one else cares. unlike a big dick which is universally awed by all but those with small dicks
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#18
 2008-10-22, 12:23
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
3.5 inches of curvature
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#19
 2008-10-22, 12:23
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
you can be proud of your curved penis but no one else cares.
Except the numerous girls who seem to like a curve better.
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#20
 2008-10-22, 12:25
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Except the numerous girls who seem to like a curve better.
The feel of it anyway. Those same girls that like the feel of the curve don't like sucking curved cocks. Double-edged sword.
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#21
 2008-10-22, 12:26
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
stupid fucking kidiot.
http://www.freevision.org/AAPICS/Lebowski.jpg
12 year olds, dude.
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#22
 2008-10-22, 12:26
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
The feel of it anyway. Those same girls that like the feel of the curve don't like sucking curved cocks. Double-edged sword.
The top couple inches don't curve much so unless shes deep throating it shouldn't be much of an inconvenience.
E: And I imagine it would make sucking easier when in the 69 position (assuming shes taking it in deep, otherwise it shouldn't make a difference in any position because like I said the top has basically no curve).
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#23
 2008-10-22, 12:28
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
stupid fucking kidiot.
http://www.freevision.org/AAPICS/Lebowski.jpg
12 year olds, dude.
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Awesome rebuttal man. I like how you used logic and scientific facts instead of posting random and irrelevant shit illuminating your subconscious jealously and insecurities as a man (which probably involve your penis, personality, appearance and sexual experience).
*waits for another irrational post containing insults which don't actually help to prove your point... (which seems to be that I should be ashamed of my penis)*
E: Seriously, the only reason I can imagine you responding to my proudness with anger is that you have some underlying issues with self esteem. Notice how like 145 people have viewed the thread and you're the only one that seems to be angry I am not ashamed of my curve.
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#24
 2008-10-22, 12:44
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Awesome rebuttal man. I like how you used logic and scientific facts instead of posting random and irrelevant shit illuminating your subconscious jealously and insecurities as a man (which probably involve your penis, personality, appearance and sexual experience).
*waits for another irrational post containing insults which don't actually help to prove your point... (which seems to be that I should be ashamed of my penis)*
E: Seriously, the only reason I can imagine you responding to my proudness with anger is that you have some underlying issues with self esteem. Notice how like 145 people have viewed the thread and you're the only one that seems to be angry I am not ashamed of my curve.
no dude, my penis has a slight upwards curve, it just really doesn't matter at all, you sound like a 14 year old who has for the first time in his life found something that can slightly be construed as positive about his body and i'm just here to tell you that it's nothing of any value
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#25
 2008-10-22, 12:50
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
no dude, my penis has a slight upwards curve, it just really doesn't matter at all, you sound like a 14 year old who has for the first time in his life found something that can slightly be construed as positive about his body and i'm just here to tell you that it's nothing of any value
Well you're right in the sense that it doesn't matter much. And I was kinda joking around, pretending to extremely proud of something that doesn't make much difference (I feel it makes the thread better). But still, your hostile reaction shows you have a problem with self esteem or an anger problem. Either that or you're just in a bad mood. Take your pick.
If I see someone thats proud of something they shouldn't be proud of, like a fat guy thats in love with his pot belly, I don't get angry and throw an e temper tantrum.
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#26
 2008-10-22, 12:57
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
i was looking on google images for a picture of a really curved penis to post here but my dad walked into the room and saw all these penises on my screen
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#27
 2008-10-22, 12:57
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
i was looking on google images for a picture of a really curved penis to post here but my dad walked into the room and saw all these penises on my screen
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
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#28
 2008-10-22, 13:07
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Mantikore 
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
mines mostly straight, with a minor curvature.
thought it points really high up. that is, in the "neutral" position, the tip is less than an inch away from my belly. its really hard to get it 90 degrees 
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#29
 2008-10-22, 16:49
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
this thread is rediculous
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#30
 2008-10-22, 17:00
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
this thread is rediculous
Your spelling is rediculous.
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#31
 2008-10-22, 17:50
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
nope my cock is normal, thank god.
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#32
 2008-10-22, 21:28
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Banana-dick.
This was a nickname for me back in highschool...
I got "just the right ammout of curve" according to a girl i was fucking for a while.
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#33
 2008-10-22, 22:29
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
You aren't fooling anyone. You're ashamed of your disgusting freak cock.
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#34
 2008-10-23, 01:03
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
my penis curves too. its slightly tilted downward instead of upward, so pretty much the bannana oppsoite.
its fuckin perfect when u have her upside down and thrusting.
only bad thing is cowgirl or reverse, but its not that bad.
im not ashamed of my dick because of its size for an asian =]
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#35
 2008-10-23, 17:06
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by aliveupboy
I'm actually glad I have a curve. It makes me more unique then most guys. PLUS, apparently with stretching exercises you can fix the curve, because its caused by one side of the penis being shorter than the other. So if I ever want to have a straight dick I can make it that way, I don't think you can make your dick curved. So yeah, once again I will express my awesomeness.
E: Also I think an upward curve would be the best one to have for a variety of reasons so I guess I lucked out there. Some guys curve to the left or right, which seems like it would make sex more difficult.
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you're so fucking weird, just shut up man.
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#36
 2008-10-24, 03:07
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by aliveupboy
My dick curves upwards, almost in the same way a banana does. I did some reading and apparently it will hit the girls Gspot better. So yeah just thought I'd let you know how fucking awesome I am. Does your dick curve, and if so, in what direction, and what degree of curve?
Edit: Do the ladies of totse have a preference?
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pissing must be fun...
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#37
 2008-10-24, 03:19
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USA : THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
my penis is shaped like the letter p girls like it
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#38
 2008-10-24, 03:22
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
^Actually pissing is normal. My dick looks completely normal unerrect.
And btw, I was exaggerating a bit about how much the curve is. I just ate a banana and I forgot how much they actually curve. There is still a curve, not nearly as much as a banana. Oh well, it made the thread funnier anyways.
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#39
 2008-10-24, 03:41
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
Mine actually curves downward. Not super bad or anything but definitely noticeable. It makes for good doggy style.
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#40
 2008-10-24, 03:52
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
i curve a tad to the left and from a side view its downwards too...
but it doesnt look bad just makes it look heavy lol
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#41
 2008-10-24, 04:03
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
but it doesnt look bad just makes it look heavy lol
HAHA! That just made my day. Thankyou.
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#42
 2008-10-24, 04:44
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
HAHA! That just made my day. Thankyou.
you are very welcome
i didnt realize till i reread that thanks to you lol
i laughed hard
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#43
 2008-10-24, 18:04
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Re: My penis curves like a banana
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Originally Posted by BZP
Bit of an upward curve.
Not "like a banana" really.
But seriously, what kind of thread is this? So you wanted brag that you could SUPPOSEDLY hit the GSpot better... This would probably be useful, if you were out fucking girls instead of sitting at home on the internet telling everyone about your banana-dick.
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I lol'd.
imaginary +1 to you
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