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Old 2008-10-22, 04:15
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Default My penis curves like a banana

My dick curves upwards, almost in the same way a banana does. I did some reading and apparently it will hit the girls Gspot better. So yeah just thought I'd let you know how fucking awesome I am. Does your dick curve, and if so, in what direction, and what degree of curve?

Edit: Do the ladies of totse have a preference?

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Old 2008-10-22, 04:20
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I'm glad that i'm not a freak like you.
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Old 2008-10-22, 04:20
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My banana curves like a penis.

My wang is perfectly straight for some odd reason.

I can make it look like gonzos nose though.

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Old 2008-10-22, 04:23
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Bit of an upward curve.

Not "like a banana" really.

But seriously, what kind of thread is this? So you wanted brag that you could SUPPOSEDLY hit the GSpot better... This would probably be useful, if you were out fucking girls instead of sitting at home on the internet telling everyone about your banana-dick.
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Old 2008-10-22, 04:24
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Bit of an upward curve.

Not "like a banana" really.

But seriously, what kind of thread is this? So you wanted brag that you could SUPPOSEDLY hit the GSpot better... This would probably be useful, if you were out fucking girls instead of sitting at home on the internet telling everyone about your banana-dick.
I laughed pretty hard at this.

E: And thats not the ONLY reason I made the thread. I also wanna see how common it is, and what the ladies opinions on it are.

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Old 2008-10-22, 04:45
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what kind of reading did you do? www.sexwithfruitshapedgenitals.com? have they done scientific studies on this?
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Old 2008-10-22, 04:47
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what kind of reading did you do? www.sexwithfruitshapedgenitals.com? have they done scientific studies on this?
I typed 'penis curve', 'penis bend' and 'penis curvature' into google then read all of the results on the first page. Some were forums where there was a long discussion on the issue. Some guys wanted to fix theirs, and others wanted to actually make their penis have a bend because a lot of the girls were saying at first it looked weird but they actually liked it better after they had sex.

http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts9559443.aspx

On the second page lilmskinky (a hot bitch) appears to like the banana cocks.

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Old 2008-10-22, 04:48
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afaik it's not un-common.
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Old 2008-10-22, 04:56
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Default Re: My penis curves like a banana

I'm actually glad I have a curve. It makes me more unique then most guys. PLUS, apparently with stretching exercises you can fix the curve, because its caused by one side of the penis being shorter than the other. So if I ever want to have a straight dick I can make it that way, I don't think you can make your dick curved. So yeah, once again I will express my awesomeness.

E: Also I think an upward curve would be the best one to have for a variety of reasons so I guess I lucked out there. Some guys curve to the left or right, which seems like it would make sex more difficult.

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Old 2008-10-22, 05:04
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I'm actually glad I have a curve. It makes me more unique then most guys. PLUS, apparently with stretching exercises you can fix the curve, because its caused by one side of the penis being shorter than the other. So if I ever want to have a straight dick I can make it that way, I don't think you can make your dick curved. So yeah, once again I will express my awesomeness.

E: Also I think an upward curve would be the best one to have for a variety of reasons so I guess I lucked out there. Some guys curve to the left or right, which seems like it would make sex more difficult.
You really think about your dick a lot, don't you?
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Old 2008-10-22, 05:47
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Yes, a slight upward curve is normal. Now, if it's a complete curve, almost like a C, then it's likely Peyronie's Disease.
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Old 2008-10-22, 11:24
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You really think about your dick a lot, don't you? :D

Hehe yeah. But honestly, are there any guys that don't?

Yes, a slight upward curve is normal. Now, if it's a complete curve, almost like a C, then it's likely Peyronie's Disease.

Yeah thats true. Although someone may actually just naturally have a c shaped cock. In that case the person normally has to have surgery though because penetration is extremely difficult/impossible. My dick isn't anywhere near a c shape.

And mine is a little more then a 'slight' upwards curve, its probably at the point where the degree of curve is pretty uncommon but still in the normal range. I have seen a few guys in pornos that have almost the exact same dick as me so its not extremely rare or anything but I doubt most girls (who aren't sluts) have seen a dick like it. If the curve was any more then it would probably be a problem. Mines at the point where it won't interfere with sex at all.
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Old 2008-10-22, 11:38
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shit, do you by any chance have nuts with that banana split?
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Old 2008-10-22, 11:56
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dude it's really nothing to be proud of, unlike say a big dick
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:06
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dude it's really nothing to be proud of, unlike say a big dick


I can be proud of whatever I want to. Not to mention my dick isn't small either. But lets not derail thread with a size contest.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:11
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Mine hangs to the left but stands up straight as a motherfucker. I have female friends that have fucked dudes with an upwards curving cock and they do second the notion that it can sometimes 'hit the spot' better. On the other hand, I have another friend who said she fucked a guy who's cock curved, "so much it was uncomfortable". Either it depends on the chick or the nature of the curve.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:12
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I can be proud of whatever I want to. Not to mention my dick isn't small either. But lets not derail thread with a size contest.

you can be proud of your curved penis but no one else cares. unlike a big dick which is universally awed by all but those with small dicks
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:23
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3.5 inches of curvature
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:23
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you can be proud of your curved penis but no one else cares.

Except the numerous girls who seem to like a curve better.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:25
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Except the numerous girls who seem to like a curve better.

The feel of it anyway. Those same girls that like the feel of the curve don't like sucking curved cocks. Double-edged sword.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:26
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stupid fucking kidiot.

http://www.freevision.org/AAPICS/Lebowski.jpg

12 year olds, dude.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:26
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The feel of it anyway. Those same girls that like the feel of the curve don't like sucking curved cocks. Double-edged sword.

The top couple inches don't curve much so unless shes deep throating it shouldn't be much of an inconvenience.

E: And I imagine it would make sucking easier when in the 69 position (assuming shes taking it in deep, otherwise it shouldn't make a difference in any position because like I said the top has basically no curve).
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:28
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stupid fucking kidiot.

http://www.freevision.org/AAPICS/Lebowski.jpg

12 year olds, dude.


Awesome rebuttal man. I like how you used logic and scientific facts instead of posting random and irrelevant shit illuminating your subconscious jealously and insecurities as a man (which probably involve your penis, personality, appearance and sexual experience).

*waits for another irrational post containing insults which don't actually help to prove your point... (which seems to be that I should be ashamed of my penis)*

E: Seriously, the only reason I can imagine you responding to my proudness with anger is that you have some underlying issues with self esteem. Notice how like 145 people have viewed the thread and you're the only one that seems to be angry I am not ashamed of my curve.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:44
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Awesome rebuttal man. I like how you used logic and scientific facts instead of posting random and irrelevant shit illuminating your subconscious jealously and insecurities as a man (which probably involve your penis, personality, appearance and sexual experience).

*waits for another irrational post containing insults which don't actually help to prove your point... (which seems to be that I should be ashamed of my penis)*

E: Seriously, the only reason I can imagine you responding to my proudness with anger is that you have some underlying issues with self esteem. Notice how like 145 people have viewed the thread and you're the only one that seems to be angry I am not ashamed of my curve.

no dude, my penis has a slight upwards curve, it just really doesn't matter at all, you sound like a 14 year old who has for the first time in his life found something that can slightly be construed as positive about his body and i'm just here to tell you that it's nothing of any value
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:50
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no dude, my penis has a slight upwards curve, it just really doesn't matter at all, you sound like a 14 year old who has for the first time in his life found something that can slightly be construed as positive about his body and i'm just here to tell you that it's nothing of any value

Well you're right in the sense that it doesn't matter much. And I was kinda joking around, pretending to extremely proud of something that doesn't make much difference (I feel it makes the thread better). But still, your hostile reaction shows you have a problem with self esteem or an anger problem. Either that or you're just in a bad mood. Take your pick.

If I see someone thats proud of something they shouldn't be proud of, like a fat guy thats in love with his pot belly, I don't get angry and throw an e temper tantrum.
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:57
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i was looking on google images for a picture of a really curved penis to post here but my dad walked into the room and saw all these penises on my screen
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Old 2008-10-22, 12:57
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i was looking on google images for a picture of a really curved penis to post here but my dad walked into the room and saw all these penises on my screen


hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 2008-10-22, 13:07
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mines mostly straight, with a minor curvature.

thought it points really high up. that is, in the "neutral" position, the tip is less than an inch away from my belly. its really hard to get it 90 degrees Confused
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Old 2008-10-22, 16:49
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this thread is rediculous
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Old 2008-10-22, 17:00
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this thread is rediculous

Your spelling is rediculous.
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Old 2008-10-22, 17:50
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nope my cock is normal, thank god.
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Old 2008-10-22, 21:28
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Banana-dick.

This was a nickname for me back in highschool...

I got "just the right ammout of curve" according to a girl i was fucking for a while.
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Old 2008-10-22, 22:29
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You aren't fooling anyone. You're ashamed of your disgusting freak cock.
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Old 2008-10-23, 01:03
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my penis curves too. its slightly tilted downward instead of upward, so pretty much the bannana oppsoite.
its fuckin perfect when u have her upside down and thrusting.
only bad thing is cowgirl or reverse, but its not that bad.
im not ashamed of my dick because of its size for an asian =]
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Old 2008-10-23, 17:06
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I'm actually glad I have a curve. It makes me more unique then most guys. PLUS, apparently with stretching exercises you can fix the curve, because its caused by one side of the penis being shorter than the other. So if I ever want to have a straight dick I can make it that way, I don't think you can make your dick curved. So yeah, once again I will express my awesomeness.

E: Also I think an upward curve would be the best one to have for a variety of reasons so I guess I lucked out there. Some guys curve to the left or right, which seems like it would make sex more difficult.


you're so fucking weird, just shut up man.
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Old 2008-10-24, 03:07
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My dick curves upwards, almost in the same way a banana does. I did some reading and apparently it will hit the girls Gspot better. So yeah just thought I'd let you know how fucking awesome I am. Does your dick curve, and if so, in what direction, and what degree of curve?

Edit: Do the ladies of totse have a preference?


pissing must be fun...
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Old 2008-10-24, 03:19
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my penis is shaped like the letter p girls like it
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Old 2008-10-24, 03:22
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^Actually pissing is normal. My dick looks completely normal unerrect.

And btw, I was exaggerating a bit about how much the curve is. I just ate a banana and I forgot how much they actually curve. There is still a curve, not nearly as much as a banana. Oh well, it made the thread funnier anyways.
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Old 2008-10-24, 03:41
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Mine actually curves downward. Not super bad or anything but definitely noticeable. It makes for good doggy style.
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Old 2008-10-24, 03:52
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i curve a tad to the left and from a side view its downwards too...

but it doesnt look bad just makes it look heavy lol
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Old 2008-10-24, 04:03
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but it doesnt look bad just makes it look heavy lol

HAHA! That just made my day. Thankyou.
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Old 2008-10-24, 04:44
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HAHA! That just made my day. Thankyou.


you are very welcome
i didnt realize till i reread that thanks to you lol
i laughed hard
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Old 2008-10-24, 18:04
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Bit of an upward curve.

Not "like a banana" really.

But seriously, what kind of thread is this? So you wanted brag that you could SUPPOSEDLY hit the GSpot better... This would probably be useful, if you were out fucking girls instead of sitting at home on the internet telling everyone about your banana-dick.


I lol'd.

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