This just happened tonight! It's going to be fun. :D

My friend and I are in a $500 competition. The competition is to see who can get the most photos of themselves... with topless chicks.

For example. I take a photo of myself standing next to a topless woman. That's 1.

The person who has the most gets $500 from the other guy. (Yes this is how I'm spending my life right now)

Okay, well, I'm not the most attractive guy in the bunch, but I'm not the ugliest. He's got the upperhand with the good looks, but I still think I can win this.

I'm pretty sure I can get a chick topless -- But how the HELL do I convince her to be in a photo with me topless? She has to be smiling at the camera; acknowledged it's there. No candid crap.

We have a month. This time in November the competition is over. Help me, totse. Please think up a way for me to win!

Roofies

Then unbend 2 paper clips so they make a hook, connect them with 1 or 2 rubber bands depending on how big her head is. Hook them to the sides of her mouth and put the rubberband behind her head. Instant smile.

Tape her eyes open.

I'm really not sure how much roofies cost, so you might actually lose money on the bet if the competition is really a ladies man.

get good at photoshop
your only chance

This is going to be ridiculously easy.

Since you're gambling 500$, I'm assuming you've got 500$ to spend, cash.

Here's what you do.

You'll need 450$. Change them in 10$ notes.

Then go around places where promiscuous girls with lowered inhibitions hang out (e.g. clubs, bars, etc.)

Show them the note, and explain that you'll give it to them if they make the pic.

Repeat.

Then enjoy your 50$ profit.

Are you old enough to go to a strip club? Thats the only way i can see you doing it, also parties i guess. I am not big on parties,so i dont know how you will go with that, but i know that most stripers will do it for little money, maybe even a shot of something strong.

But yeah, sounds like lots of fun, but for a 500$ thats alot of money, thats like13 000 rubles, you know how many bottles of vodka i can buy for a 13 000 rubles...120... thats 60 liters.

Rubles? I'd sell those if I were you, shit's gonna get rough down there.

I've never been to a strip club before. Would they allow me to take a photo? For free? lol. I want 500 dollars profit here. I don't want to spend much money doing this... Sorry, Agent 008. I think I have a way though.

Would pretending I'm gay work? If I'm gay, girls would be happier being in the photo with me, right? Yay, nay? And the guy I'm in the competition with would be gay as well...

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I've never been to a strip club before. Would they allow me to take a photo? For free? lol. I want 500 dollars profit here. I don't want to spend much money doing this... Sorry, Agent 008. I think I have a way though.

Would pretending I'm gay work? If I'm gay, girls would be happier being in the photo with me, right? Yay, nay? And the guy I'm in the competition with would be gay as well...

is this "competition" your metaphorical backdoor out of the closet?

is this "competition" your metaphorical backdoor out of the closet?

Rofl. No, I don't think I could do the gay thing anyway. I'd probably be staring at their boobs 24/7 when they're topless.

I'd probably be staring at their boobs 24/7 when they're topless.

wow, even just reading that made you sound really gay. you're trying too hard dude.

wow, even just reading that made you sound really gay. you're trying too hard dude.

You're right, I'm gay. I'm officially coming out. I've been living such a lie... oh god...

Are you allowed to tell the girl you take the pic with about the bet? Because if you can just go up to each chick and tell her about the bet but only say its for like 50 bucks or something. Then tell her if she helps you out you'll split your earnings with her.

I'm allowed to tell, yeah. I can do anything as long as it's legal.

I'm allowed to tell, yeah. I can do anything as long as it's legal.

Then just do what I said. If you can get ten chicks to help you out and you win, all you half to do is give each of them 25 bucks and you get to pocket the rest of the money. Also you'll get to see ten girls topless.

Then just do what I said. If you can get ten chicks to help you out and you win, all you half to do is give each of them 25 bucks and you get to pocket the rest of the money. Also you'll get to see ten girls topless.

Alright, this might work. I just have to get 10 girls that don't know each other. Otherwise they might figure out what's going on...

Pretty much guaranteed you will not be able to take pics with a stripper in their club. Usually the women dont care especially when they are clothed, but its usually the club policies that come into play.

Do this, but after you take the photo and they ask for the money, just fucking run and don't look back.

If I loved a girl she's mine, mine and only mine. If I like her, she's all fair for any sort of sharing.

Rubles? I'd sell those if I were you, shit's gonna get rough down there.

Propaganda... Mother Russia will never go down.

propaganda... Mother russia will never go down.

Я во все горло соглашаюсь с этим заявлением

Then just do what I said. If you can get ten chicks to help you out and you win, all you half to do is give each of them 25 bucks and you get to pocket the rest of the money. Also you'll get to see ten girls topless.

What the fuck? My plan involved giving each of them 10 bucks, with a 99% guarantee of winning, and the OP said no.

So then comes you, with this amazing idea of "Hey, if you don't feel like giving them 10 bucks, give them 25 instead!". And the OP goes "Hell yeah!".

What the fuck?

Propaganda... Mother Russia will never go down.

Russia will definitely not ever go down - it's been through way too much already; if it was to go down, it would have done so already.

But I tell you what, all this political and now economical monopolization is not gonna end well.

What the fuck? My plan involved giving each of them 10 bucks, with a 99% guarantee of winning, and the OP said no.

So then comes you, with this amazing idea of "Hey, if you don't feel like giving them 10 bucks, give them 25 instead!". And the OP goes "Hell yeah!".

What the fuck?

:D

I lol'd so hard.

But honestly, that was back when I thought there would be other options. Later on I realized paying might be the only way.

:D

I lol'd so hard.

But honestly, that was back when I thought there would be other options. Later on I realized paying might be the only way.

You see, you may be able to get some number of photos without spending a penny. But there is a high chance that your opponent will get a similar number of photos, at least. Do you want that risk? 500$ is a lot of money.

If your opponent has half a brain, he'll probably be thinking the same. He'd probably end up investing some money. You will probably end up investing some money.

In the end, essentially, the person who ends up being the greediest loses. And after investing money into it, you can't really afford to lose - 500$ is a lot of money, and if you spend 250$, 750$ is even more money.

So I say, don't be greedy, invest as much as you can (but don't waste money), and crucify that fucker.

You may also get him to believe that you're not doing very well, and trick him into raising the bets. That would be awesome; but hard to achieve, unless you're a seasoned gambler.



Oh, and post pics.

Get involved in events where topless girls go. Over here the 'Fun Race' was a local day out on the boats with people 'racing' (ie; getting pissed) on boats with 'Figure Heads' nominated for the day. Which means, chicks that just have their tits out standing on the front of the boat.

Alternatively, how old are you? Just go to a party town near your area (wherever that is), get wasted and carry a camera and get heaps of photos with random large groups of girls. Get whoever is taking the photo to scream, "Boobies!" before he takes the photo and see where conversation/sillyness takes you. If you're the right kind of party-person you could pull it off. It would only take a couple of these to win.

Realistically, your mate is going to get fuck-all.

Or, how many good girl friends do you have? Any that would hang out the sisters for you?

Oh, and also, nudist beaches.

Don't post these pics though, the girls over there are normally ugly.

You see, you may be able to get some number of photos without spending a penny. But there is a high chance that your opponent will get a similar number of photos, at least. Do you want that risk? 500$ is a lot of money.

If your opponent has half a brain, he'll probably be thinking the same. He'd probably end up investing some money. You will probably end up investing some money.

In the end, essentially, the person who ends up being the greediest loses. And after investing money into it, you can't really afford to lose - 500$ is a lot of money, and if you spend 250$, 750$ is even more money.

So I say, don't be greedy, invest as much as you can (but don't waste money), and crucify that fucker.

You may also get him to believe that you're not doing very well, and trick him into raising the bets. That would be awesome; but hard to achieve, unless you're a seasoned gambler.



Oh, and post pics.

Dude that's a great idea to pretend I'm losing! I can't be too obvious about it though -- Or he'll think I'm lying about it. Thanks!!!

I have a few good girl friends - But one's underage and the rest have boyfriends - so I'm not sure about asking. I might try though, towards the end of the month (The underage one excluded obviously).

I'm 18 btw.

I'm looking for parties - the "boobies" idea is funny.