Simple questions, don't try to be funny. Go.

I stare at them from about 12 feet away and slowly rub my hand over my crotch

I usually make a fist and swing

Not really that simple. It really depends on the girl.

Aren't you toothlessjoe?


-F☺rd

Supposedly Trousersnake, who is supposedly Toothlessjoe. Get a real hobby, following a name trail where everyone is a unique person will just waste your time.

How would you hit on a girl that you don't know but looks alone and hot enough to actually go along with...maybe?

Well obviously it depends on the situation. You wouldn't approach a drunk blonde preppy chick in a bar the same way you would approach a cute shy looking girl at the grocery store.

Besides this, I would say the answer to your question is be yourself and make use of jokes.

Seems to work well for me.

I don't trust jokes dude, I end up seen as the class clown or something, not serious or what-have-you. Ever get that? It sucks.

Supposedly Trousersnake, who is supposedly Toothlessjoe. Get a real hobby, following a name trail where everyone is a unique person will just waste your time.

How would you hit on a girl that you don't know but looks alone and hot enough to actually go along with...maybe?

Srsly? Talk to her?

Just walk up to her and compliment her on something. Ask her a question that can't be answered with a yes or a no and change the subject while she's halfway done answering it.

Tease her, tell her stories, laugh at her, laugh with her.

Touch her. Maybe kiss her.


Invite her home.
Or just ask for her number if you're lame.




Which you are, for asking how to hit on girls online.



-F☺rd

Srsly? Talk to her?

Just walk up to her and compliment her on something. Ask her a question that can't be answered with a yes or a no and change the subject while she's halfway done answering it.

Tease her, tell her stories, laugh at her, laugh with her.

Touch her. Maybe kiss her.


Invite her home.
Or just ask for her number if you're lame.




Which you are, for asking how to hit on girls online.



-F☺rd

LOL what's with being a cockhead? I asked how people do it...I think we need a sensible girl to pick at your technique to smarten you up.

all i have to say is dont be a creep, just chat

though i havent done this in a year because my priorites(money) is more important than playing the dating game right now.

but if ur shits straight, then fuckin start gaming them hard
all i have to say is ive hoooked up with a chick that looks like adriana lima =p

I don't trust jokes dude, I end up seen as the class clown or something, not serious or what-have-you. Ever get that? It sucks.


Ha... okay, I'm assuming your still in high school.

Well I'm not saying make fart noises in class... just think of a witty comment to say to her afterwards.. I dunno man, it's not that hard.

Try an e-book.

I like your username :D

I have everything in life but nothing I want. I just seem to luck out when it comes to finding a nice girl to spend time with. You'll say I try too hard when I say I've tried a few different things but hell I'm sure there's aspects of life I have that others don't that I could be just as smug about. I want someone, why wouldn't I try? That's giving up and I'd never go for a girl who wasn't interested in someone like that.

I like your username :D

I have everything in life but nothing I want. I just seem to luck out when it comes to finding a nice girl to spend time with. You'll say I try too hard when I say I've tried a few different things but hell I'm sure there's aspects of life I have that others don't that I could be just as smug about. I want someone, why wouldn't I try? That's giving up and I'd never go for a girl who wasn't interested in someone like that.

hahah thanks man, for some reason totse wont let me use mrgrape.
anyways i wish i had everything in my life material and stability wise. bc then my life would go towards getting fucked up and finding a really cool chick whos down to do the same and enjoy shit, but since my shits not straight and im still a broke ass college student ill have to pain it out until i get my shit straight.

Ha... okay, I'm assuming your still in high school.

Well I'm not saying make fart noises in class... just think of a witty comment to say to her afterwards.. I dunno man, it's not that hard.

Try an e-book.

I'd assume YOU'RE in high school for not realising a joker = a joker, no matter what situation.

And an e-book? If that doesn't have juvenile written all over it...lol

I wasn't attempting to put you down, but rather show you the light (how I see things)

I'd assume YOU'RE in high school for not realising a joker = a joker, no matter what situation.

And an e-book? If that doesn't have juvenile written all over it...lol

I wasn't attempting to put you down, but rather show you the light (how I see things)

Yeah, girls just HATE guys that can make em laugh...

Look buddy, sounds like you don't know shit. Drifter and myself are trying to help you, so instead of acting like a chronic virgin maybe you should pick up an ebook. Something simple. With not to many big words.

Lul, show him the light :)

LOL what's with being a cockhead? I asked how people do it...I think we need a sensible girl to pick at your technique to smarten you up.


Sure...?


-F☺rd

I just spilt juice on my keyboard.

Laughing my fucking ass off.

Was it penis juice? Because that would be kinky.

I'd assume YOU'RE in high school for not realising a joker = a joker, no matter what situation.

And an e-book? If that doesn't have juvenile written all over it...lol

I wasn't attempting to put you down, but rather show you the light (how I see things)

Dude... I gotta say, you're fucking retarded for not seeing the value in humor. Maybe you're just not funny, and that's why you think you come across as a clown.

Trust me, humor is your biggest ally when trying to make a girl feel comfortable around you.



And please don't show me any lights, or anything of the sort.

I usually say something witty, except they don't seem to understand the humour often.

Yeah, that's why it's also a good test. If everything you say flies over her head, she's probably worthless to you.

If you find a girl who you're attracted to and she shares your sense of humor, well she might be a keeper.


Also OP, you must be one boring fuck. What the fuck do you do when you hang out with your friends?? Calmy talk with smug looks on your faces? Are you a fucking accountant?

I like to build up some intense kino by giving off continuous IOIs then I approach and act cocky funny, I do this almost every time I sarge, I usually get a number close.

Grab her by the hair, turn her around and kiss her. You only live once, why let that chick be a passerby?

Why stop there? Knock her out, lube her up and fuck her.

I'll keep that in mind if I ever happen to meet you.

Open hand is superior.

"Mystery" is a mysterious faggot.

Most women really desire this (only they want you to rape them too), too bad their socially programmed response is always "OMG WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT" and dial 911.

Most women really desire this (only they want you to rape them too), too bad their socially programmed response is always "OMG WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT" and dial 911.

It's true. I'm no doctor but I play one in the back of my van in the alley nightly...

Zomg joo numb3r cl05e!!!! ¿¿¿How joo do dat???

Seriously, just talk to the girl. If you're confident and she's halfway interested it'll go somewhere.

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That is all.

Also OP, you must be one boring fuck. What the fuck do you do when you hang out with your friends?? Calmy talk with smug looks on your faces? Are you a fucking accountant?

How'd you get that? Ever seen the 40 year old virgin where that guy says he's retired his penis and Seth Rogens character forces him back into the game...he orders him to go hit on that chick? Yeah it's more like that.

When I'm (out) with friends I do a range of things cause I have so many friends I hang out with , talk, check out the music, play pool, hang out with the smokers (we have no smoking laws in our clubs here...so it's like all the rebels in one place outside), watch fights, make fun of people, gamble, drink heavily, take substances, get bored and check out the scene at other places....There was as much point to me running through this as there was wanting to know). I have a balance of girl and guy friends it's just the girls tend to fuck off home early and shit like that.


And what's wrong with being smug? I like people knowing I'm better than they are :) ...I'm just saying that, I'm only smug when I'm in the mood, I'd say I maintain that level that is inbetween arrogant, confident, self-absorbed cunt and being the opposite (emo fag).

That is all.

Lawl reject.

Isn't using two accounts a bannable offence? If you were right how come I'm not banned?

Still sneaking OMG PERFECTLY ROLLED JOINTS!! in your mothers backyard? Extreme! I'll give you one thing though, you must have bountiful amounts of your shit weed if you're smoking joints, then again you probably can't afford a proper smoking piece, that or you smoke those flavoured 'jays' cause you're a pussy who can't hack the taste.

Lawl reject.

Isn't using two accounts a bannable offence? If you were right how come I'm not banned?

Still sneaking OMG PERFECTLY ROLLED JOINTS!! in your mothers backyard? Extreme! I'll give you one thing though, you must have bountiful amounts of your shit weed if you're smoking joints, then again you probably can't afford a proper smoking piece, that or you smoke those flavoured 'jays' cause you're a pussy who can't hack the taste.

I'm so sick of seeing this shit every time you or Trousersnake make a thread. Can't you all just shut the fuck up?

As far as this thread goes, drifter and Ford were spot on with whatever it was that they said.

I'm so sick of seeing this shit every time you or Trousersnake make a thread. Can't you all just shut the fuck up?

As far as this thread goes, drifter and Ford were spot on with whatever it was that they said.

I'm only defending myself. Request a ban for the cocksucker posting his crap in any thread I post in if it seriously bothers you.

Request a ban for the cocksucker posting his crap in any thread I post in if it seriously bothers you.

It'll be denied.

walk up and talk to her?

I dont see how this is all that difficult.