I know that you live in a very cold country & it is only Spring? Put on your parka & your mukluks & take the bus (in your poor country: mule-drawn carriage) to the edge of town. Find an out of the way, bushy spot & show him your... Let Nature & the ways of luv carry you both away from there on it's magic carpet.

ps: Is your area covered in detail by Google Earth? Is it any help in picking spots? ;)

Rollercoaster.

Cemetarys are usually pretty quiet.

Yes...I do wonder... Do Aussies worry much about creepies/crawlies when in even urban semi-natural areas? Do they worry too much? How hard would it be to get bitten on purpose by some snake or spider in a graveyard or park in the city?

I know that my part of NorAm is relatively free of anything but mosquitoes & gnats. I know that there is a graveyard near a school that has a little creek in a little valley that has some privacy. As the graves are up the slopes on either side. There are lots of semi-wild parks, though one might keep an eye out for dog walkers & the homeless.

Mostly: it's surprising to see people in these places...most of the time. Other times it's person after person. Sometimes...it's no one...minute after minute after minute. Heck, in the right semi-wild urban park you could have multiple Big O's & no one but your lover would even know.

In the right private spot that is.

I took a badly needed nap in such an urban park a few days ago. In a secluded spot not far from trails on either side. Made a bed of fallen leaves to soften & keep me from the cold, cold ground. Had to bother a big Buck Deer, who ran off. I was startled that he was kipping away the day in such a noisy, almost public space.

Perhaps he figured the noise would keep the coyotes away.

Roofs really are the best though. Look around town, I'm sure there's something.

-F☺rd
Just remember to keep a look out for Google Earth!!!

On your mothers bed, while shes in it, asleep.

Oh and tape it.

Then post the video:)

I think you just can't be bothered to look for one.

Rooftop or park at night, nuff said.

Construction sites are good as well.

Up against the wall in a lonely hall.
In a stairwell, clutching the railing.

In a back alley, just watch out for Google Earth

I don't know about where you live (mainly because I did'nt bother to check:p) But wear i'm from Sunbeds (Tanning salons) are really popular (Mainly because us Scots are white and pasty by default). Theres afew unmanned salons around that you just put money into. It has everything you need, bed, heat and a locked door. You don't even have to actually pay for one if you're just wanting a quick fuck. I've heard of people shaging in the changing rooms, if they can be called that... more like changing closets, in swimming baths. Never done so myself, I could imagine it would be difficuilt. I have however fucked in a stairwell, was really unconfortable though.

Why is your house out of bounds? Have you considered a friends house?

this sounds good lol

golf course at night, just stay out of the sand pit.

Parents will be home, we should be at school so house is out, friends are against the idea of us being together so keeping that quiet, tanning has become a big no no here so that's out.
Doesn't matter anyway, not happening...

*sigh* I love you darling.

*sigh* I love you darling.

Could you use a good nailing? :p

Could you use a good nailing? :p

Always

Jungle gym. At night.

http://www.bratpack.co.za/images/IM000736.jpg

Some of them are built of wood, they're practically a fucking house.

Yes...I do wonder... Do Aussies worry much about creepies/crawlies when in even urban semi-natural areas? Do they worry too much? How hard would it be to get bitten on purpose by some snake or spider in a graveyard or park in the city?



Never worried about it. It would be hard to even find a snake/spider in the city.

Graveyard is a good one though. Handicapped bathrooms. I'd avoid any bush if possible. My girlfriend got ticks from doing that. Near railways, under bridges, abandoned buildings.

Apart from houses and cars, my boyfriend and I have fucked at a load of friends places, cinemas, pools, beaches, changing rooms, etc. There are a heap of places. But if its your first time then do something special

Not the first time but definitely last. If I ever go back to him again, I will rely upon totse advice, murder/suicide.

OH NOoees! Wut happent?

Accusations of rape. He fails at English comprehension, lead to him telling his friends his thoughts, they told me suspecting him to be an idiot/lying. well after i said "sex only" you started saying a relationship and i didnt know how to tell you that it wasnt and when you said why dont we do anything i didnt know what to say that you might hurt yourself if i told you what it really was and what i said from the beginning Considering he never said sex only, I just accepted that once it became clear. Tried to end it but gave in repeatedly, he now claims I wanted it and pressured him into things he didn't want (like I wanted to give him a bj at school) and blackmailed as I was "unstable" at the time.

Accusations of rape. He fails at English comprehension, lead to him telling his friends his thoughts, they told me suspecting him to be an idiot/lying. Considering he never said sex only, I just accepted that once it became clear. Tried to end it but gave in repeatedly, he now claims I wanted it and pressured him into things he didn't want (like I wanted to give him a bj at school) and blackmailed as I was "unstable" at the time.

A male getting FORCED into getting a BJ at school.... What the fuck?

A male getting FORCED into getting a BJ at school.... What the fuck?
He spent 3 weeks convincing me to do so in a classroom during a free. Wish I didn't delete the log now.

If any lady wants to BJ-rape me I will gladly allow them. What a weirdo.

There were also multiple accounts of forced intercourse too.

There were also multiple accounts of forced intercourse too.

Please, never get him way drunk while you remain sober, & stick stuff up his butt. that would be wrong. Especially if it was stuff like ping-pong balls or a highlighter?

He's have to go to ER to get them out & that would be very embarrassing!

Please, never get him way drunk while you remain sober, & stick stuff up his butt. that would be wrong. Especially if it was stuff like ping-pong balls or a highlighter?

He's have to go to ER to get them out & that would be very embarrassing!

But I was asked to repeatedly.