What I would do.

Go back in time.
Murder Hitler.
Stop Stalin from Rising to power in the Soviet Union.
Making sure Leon Trotsky could get in power thus stopping his execution.
As well as saving Lives of many.

What I would do:
Go back in time and make sure they succeed.

I would give Hitler herpes... Muahahahahaha!

All the pieces of my life are falling right into place.

Molotov everything.

Thermite everywhere!

Dude are you fucking close to inventing a time machine?

-go back to he old west and sip lean at a saloon.

-bring a fucking tank to the signing of the declaration and massacre everybody, while bumping Nas.

-Invest in IBM.

-Listen to rooooooogooooooe

You could go back and not post this shitty thread.

That would be cool.

bang the golden girls when they were young. also bang hitlers woman, she looked okay from the pics i saw.

2girls1cup

I would get a bunch of Vikings with huge fucking battleaxes to come with me to kill some emos and pillage Wal-Mart. After getting Totse and Metal-Archives fame, I would then go 10 years ahead with my computer and download a ton of exploits so that I could take over the internet and destroy 4chan. But wait, the Vikings would not have been taken into the future if I had not went back, so wouldn't it create two seperate realities, considering they died in the past before I came, yet now are in the present?

Buy an N64 the day it came out.
Go to the future and buy a book listing the results of various sporting events then go back in time and bet on them.
Murder my Grandpa on the day he was born.
Seduce Eva Braun.
Warn Kaiser Wilhelm that he and his country is going to be stabbed in back by the jews.

I think I may get some shit for this, but he wasn't that bad of a guy. Had we stated isolationist, we would have ruled the world.

I respect him for giving the Jews what they had coming.

See also: Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act.

Also, moving to HB.

I feel like going back in time and punching myself in the face for entering this thread.

I'd go back in time and unmod that fate kid so he'd leave his garbage out of my happy place!

Also, this.
There's a fucking reason NIMF exists, you fucking douchebag.

Sneeze on dinosaurs.


Oh I'm so clever.

Go back to the late 90s and wait excitedly for the PS2 again.