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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Angry Blue Bird of Death to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-20, 12:17
Angry Blue Bird of Death Angry Blue Bird of Death is offline
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I visited Switzerland when I turned 18, I took train late in the evening and end up making love for first time with the hottest chick on the planet. I am now back in Canada and there's no girls for me.
Now I realize I need a relationship but I don't know about getting one, I've never kissed a girl or been close to one.
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Old 2008-10-20, 12:37
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I visited Switzerland when I turned 18, I took train late in the evening and end up making love for first time with the hottest chick on the planet.
how did you get from virgin to fucking some random stranger?
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Old 2008-10-20, 13:11
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Holy shit, Angry Blue Bird when did you come back to &T.

*ObZ
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  #4   Add Angry Blue Bird of Death to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-20, 13:51
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Holy shit, Angry Blue Bird when did you come back to &T.

*ObZ
yesterday
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  #5   Add Splunk to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-20, 15:23
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so your first time was a random bang with a foriegn chick on a train?


i salute you sir.
Some of us just have to deal with non-train sex.....
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Old 2008-10-20, 21:34
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so your first time was a random bang with a foriegn chick on a train?


i salute you sir.
Some of us just have to deal with non-train sex.....
For the most part, some of us have to deal with no sex.
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Old 2008-10-20, 22:24
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For the most part, some of us have to deal with no sex.
Haha. You always brighten my day by reminding me of your virginity. Thanks man.
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Old 2008-10-20, 22:25
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Wait so you've never kissed a girl or been close to one, but at the same time you fucked "the hottest chick on the planet" in Switzerland... on a train? And your thread is labeled Virginity???



Make sense boy!
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  #9   Add Irregular to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-20, 22:33
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i only kissed a girl once before i fucked a beautiful scottish girl on a cruise
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Old 2008-10-20, 22:36
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i only kissed a girl once before i fucked a beautiful scottish girl on a cruise
What was her name I will probably know her
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Old 2008-10-20, 22:42
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What was her name I will probably know her ;)
I lol'd.

Personally my virginity loss plan = going to Japan.
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Old 2008-10-20, 22:52
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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^Do you look like a celebrity?

If not, you're out of luck.

Better off going to thailand. You'll have to watch out for lady-boys though.

*ObZ
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Old 2008-10-20, 23:14
Irregular Irregular is offline
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What was her name I will probably know her ;)

katie.
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Old 2008-10-21, 00:16
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try going to parties (10-20 people) if you want to meet some girls who possibly are going to be relationship material. Larger parties usually end up being less of a place to meet people to date unless you are really social.
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Old 2008-10-21, 01:39
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^Do you look like a celebrity?

If not, you're out of luck.

Better off going to thailand. You'll have to watch out for lady-boys though.

*ObZ

Actually I bear quite the resemblance to Dave Grohl, if you consider him a celebrity.

However I have a multitude of fugly friends whom have returned from Japan with sexual exploits that couldn't be made up.
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Old 2008-10-21, 02:02
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Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death
I visited Switzerland when I turned 18, I took train late in the evening and end up making love for first time with the hottest chick on the planet. I am now back in Canada and there's no girls for me.
Now I realize I need a relationship but I don't know about getting one, I've never kissed a girl or been close to one.


wait..What? how the FUCK am I supposed to belive that YOU made love in the evening ?!?
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Old 2008-10-21, 05:13
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For the most part, some of us have to deal with no sex.

Sucks, doesn't it?
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Old 2008-10-21, 05:15
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try going to parties (10-20 people) if you want to meet some girls who possibly are going to be relationship material. Larger parties usually end up being less of a place to meet people to date unless you are really social.


This is a good idea but who do you get invited? I'm not in HS anymore
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Old 2008-10-21, 12:59
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^Do you look like a celebrity?

If not, you're out of luck.

Better off going to thailand. You'll have to watch out for lady-boys though.

*ObZ


And AIDS. Oh i forgot thats more PNG.
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Old 2008-10-21, 13:02
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Tell us the story of the train journey then, you tease. ;)
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Old 2008-10-22, 05:51
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Tell us the story of the train journey then, you tease. ;)


I was on the train in the evening and I met her. she had brunette hair and a beautiful smile.
thinking about it makes me depressed
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Old 2008-10-22, 08:42
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What was her name.

I know a chick who moved from Canada to Switzerland recently and left me with terrible blue balls.
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Old 2008-10-31, 13:30
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You had sex with someone, but have still never kissed a girl?
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Old 2008-10-31, 13:44
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ABBoD wins.
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Old 2008-11-05, 14:59
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Actually I bear quite the resemblance to Dave Grohl, if you consider him a celebrity.

How could you possibly not consider Dave Grohl a celebrity?

I really wouldn't like my first time to be paid for... is it just me? Then again, my first time was an awkwardly silent pale, clumsy thing with a pint-sized emotional train-wreck who later cheated on me with an acne ridden guy who looks like a burns victim.

Mmm... That, or a beautiful foreign girl who makes you come like an elephant stepping on a family-sized tube of toothpaste and then lets you think that you were different to all the others.

Suppose I saved money at least :-.
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Old 2008-11-05, 22:04
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For the most part, some of us have to deal with no sex.

lolol
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Old 2008-11-05, 22:48
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You had sex with someone, but have still never kissed a girl?


I fingered a girl long before i kissed one..
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