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# 1

2008-10-20, 05:09
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hines, dallas, tx
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Is my friend fucked?
my friend stole a 24 pack of beer from a gas station today. he walked in, grabbed the pack, heard the cashier say "hey sir!" and just walked to his getaway car. however, a car pulled out in front of them, and they had to wait. my friend locked the door just in time, because the cashier walked out and banged on his window. luckily the car was able to get away, there is a chance the cashier could have gotten the license plate, and he is definitely on camera.
can anything happen to him if they in fact have that information?
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# 2

2008-10-20, 05:16
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
pfft! you need a getaway car for a 24 pack beer heist? how old are you? 16? If you get screwed over(I know its you) you deserve it.
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# 3

2008-10-20, 05:17
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
I worked at a gas station that had regular beer runs. I recorded information like that and the boss always viewed the tapes the next day. He never reported it to the cops, though, and I doubt the dickholes at the station your "friend" stole from will report it either. Even if they did report it, I would venture to say that the cops will do fuckshit about it. If, however, your "friend" is stopped by a cop in that same car then it is possible that the officer could run the plate and see that a report was filed for the beer theft. They will probably, however, remember what he(you) looks like for a very long time so it is recommended that he avoids the station.
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# 4

2008-10-20, 13:30
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hines, dallas, tx
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by CronoNigga
pfft! you need a getaway car for a 24 pack beer heist? how old are you? 16? If you get screwed over(I know its you) you deserve it.
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wow.. do you know anything?
imagine running out of a store with a 20 lb 24 pack of bottles in your hand, and then running to your car, putting it on the ground, unlocking the door, opening it, picking the beer back up, putting the beer in the back, getting in the car, starting it up, reversing out, then escaping. Dumb fuck.
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# 5

2008-10-20, 13:36
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Acolyte
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The United Kingdom of America
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by Feds In Town
wow.. do you know anything?
imagine running out of a store with a 20 lb 24 pack of bottles in your hand, and then running to your car, putting it on the ground, unlocking the door, opening it, picking the beer back up, putting the beer in the back, getting in the car, starting it up, reversing out, then escaping. Dumb fuck.
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personly I would leave the engine running, leave the doors unlocked, put the 24 pack under 1 arm while i open the door, put the beers on the frount seat and take off........Dumb Fuck.
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# 6

2008-10-20, 14:03
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hines, dallas, tx
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by mongaloid
personly I would leave the engine running, leave the doors unlocked, put the 24 pack under 1 arm while i open the door, put the beers on the frount seat and take off........Dumb Fuck.
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.....just to say you didn't need a getaway driver? You're just a fucking fag, that is way harder and you know it. plus you could walk out with stolen beer to see your car pulling away and you'd be fucked.
not to mention you don't even have the nuts to do this e-jew.
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# 7

2008-10-20, 14:04
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
How about just running anyway, fuck the car. The shop assistants and clerks don't chase you for that long anyway, what's the point they don't get paid much anyway. If it's really not that busy though then have the store assistant chase you while your buddy goes in and steals some more.
Doubtful they'll call the cops, never know though. If there is a lot of crime around the area or it happens often then they won't even bother.
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# 8

2008-10-20, 14:08
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hines, dallas, tx
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by slim-ov-derby
How about just running anyway, fuck the car. The shop assistants and clerks don't chase you for that long anyway, what's the point they don't get paid much anyway. If it's really not that busy though then have the store assistant chase you while your buddy goes in and steals some more.
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Because my friend did this in a suburb, about 5 miles away and he lives in the city. and because it's not really legal for a 17 year old to walk with a case of beer. and (from what i hear), the mexican dude working at the gas station was pissed, like he'd taken it personally. and the way you talk makes life seem like a big video game of Bully.
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# 9

2008-10-20, 14:11
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Acolyte
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by Feds In Town
not to mention you don't even have the nuts to do this e-jew.
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I have done more beer runs than you have had hot dinners. So why dont you just fuck off and moleste a dog or something.......Twat
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# 10

2008-10-20, 14:32
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by Feds In Town
.....just to say you didn't need a getaway driver? You're just a fucking fag, that is way harder and you know it. plus you could walk out with stolen beer to see your car pulling away and you'd be fucked.
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That would equal fucking epic ownage.
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# 11

2008-10-20, 16:04
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by slim-ov-derby
How about just running anyway, fuck the car. The shop assistants and clerks don't chase you for that long anyway, what's the point they don't get paid much anyway. If it's really not that busy though then have the store assistant chase you while your buddy goes in and steals some more.
Doubtful they'll call the cops, never know though. If there is a lot of crime around the area or it happens often then they won't even bother.
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I've always wanted to bait a store assistant or someone who is alone in a store out like that and just ravage unbothered.
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# 12

2008-10-20, 16:41
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run while you can ----->
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by mongaloid
personly I would leave the engine running, leave the doors unlocked, put the 24 pack under 1 arm while i open the door, put the beers on the frount seat and take off........Dumb Fuck.
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so some negro can steal your car?
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# 13

2008-10-20, 21:27
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hines, dallas, tx
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by mongaloid
I have done more beer runs than you have had hot dinners. So why dont you just fuck off and moleste a dog or something.......Twat
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i'd wager to say you've actually never done it.
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# 14

2008-10-20, 23:04
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
Next time lift from a grocery store, they're way easier.
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# 15

2008-10-20, 23:11
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Acolyte
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In Your Mom
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
much easier mate 
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# 16

2008-10-21, 02:06
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
I worked at a gas station shortly. Beer/ no. Gas/yes ( It comes out of your pay)
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# 17

2008-10-21, 02:10
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hines, dallas, tx
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
So is my friend fucked? He's drinking one of the beers right now, he says.
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# 18

2008-10-21, 02:15
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
24 beers is a case not a pack, dumbass.
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# 19

2008-10-21, 02:20
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sunny side california
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by Feds In Town
So is my friend fucked? He's drinking one of the beers right now, he says.
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dude the fed's are in your town man, they are definitely going to get you.
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# 20

2008-10-21, 03:10
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hines, dallas, tx
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by Mitchell Y. McDeere
24 beers is a case not a pack, dumbass.
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ohhh wahhh..
answer the topic!!
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# 21

2008-10-21, 03:44
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
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Originally Posted by LJ
Next time lift from a grocery store, they're way easier.
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/thread. Chances are they won't even say anything, let alone follow you.
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# 22

2008-10-21, 03:45
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Re: Is my friend fucked?
Your friend is definitely fucked. End of story.
PS- Soap Radio and I are the same person. I finally got my skyclaw441 account activated.
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