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Noah's Ark This is a forum for anything animal related. Posts about pets, animal care, habitats, and domestic and wild animals can be posted here. Even if it wasn't on the arc, it's still welcome.

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Old 2008-10-20, 03:35
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Default Getting dogs high...

Alright, so I've been getting my little dog high for the past 3 years basically on a daily basis.

So far I can't tell any changes in her behavior, no changes health-wise, and as far as I can tell, she exhibits even more human tendancies when high than when not high...

I don't know how to explain it any better than that... but its like I can read my dog, tell what she's thinking, what she's wanting... its crazy but I've never seen a dog that has a such a humanesque set of emotions and tactics for getting attention, affection, etc...

I also notice that my dog for like 4-5 days after not smoking does NOT eat period, and only drinks water... its not like she's sick, but just no appetite... which is remarkably human-like because we get the same problem when we abruptly stop smoking.

She's also not as lively and spunky on her walks when she isn't high. She lags behind more, doesn't stop and smell the roses, ground, or other dog's turds... she just walks like she wants to get it over with.

Fuck you, its not animal cruelty... she likes getting high. She asks for it specifically, which is crazy as hell... she goes down to the garage door and barks 3 times to get my attention and then when I open the door she immediately goes to the couch and hops up on the arm (so she is level with my head).

I then open my bag and she starts wagging her tail, load it into the bong and take a huge rip, hold it, grab her by the snout and making sure I seal around her nose ABOVE her mouth (because a mouth full of dog-tongue is terrible), and then basically inflate her with the smoke.

If you've never seen a dog cough like a human after a bong toke, you're truly missing out on some good entertainment.

After a couple seconds to catch her breath and breath she gets back up and is ready for another hit.

Fuck yeah TOTSE, I have a stoner dog that probably smokes more weed than most of the people on this board... it is a truly awesome privledge.

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Old 2008-10-20, 08:12
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u sir,

are my hero
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Old 2008-10-21, 05:04
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Default Re: Getting dogs high...

goodbye dog
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Old 2008-10-21, 06:12
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i had a friend and him and his brother would get their dog high every time they smoked up too. might as well let all the animals have a nice time too right?
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Old 2008-10-22, 14:01
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Default Re: Getting dogs high...

i got my cat high once and she started running around licking walls and fell in love with my boyfriend's bass amp.
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Old 2008-10-22, 23:11
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Default Re: Getting dogs high...

I just got my dog high again, this time with some of the stickiest most crystally weed I've ever seen.

So far she's eaten a whole can of alpo, which is enough to feed two dogs 6 times her size... half a jar of peanut butter, half of my coke (drink not powder) that I knocked off the table, and I gave her half my hamburger from jack in the box.

She's maybe 6 inches tall and a foot and a half long.

Thats literally like half her body weight in food, and she's still hungry.
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Old 2008-10-23, 04:23
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Default Re: Getting dogs high...

OK. So what's the question?
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Old 2008-10-23, 07:04
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Exclamation Re: Getting dogs high...

My friend blows the smoke in his dog's ear. The little fucker gets wrecked.

-F☺rd
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Old 2008-10-23, 21:00
Hit-The-Bong Hit-The-Bong is offline
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Default Re: Getting dogs high...

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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
OK. So what's the question?
No question... just sharing info.

My dog gets wrecked on a regular basis, and keeps wanting more. Shes the most fucking awesome dog ever... we just get high and eat food together, I pet the holy hell out of her, and she just melts like ice cream.


In other words, my dog shows a significant boost in mood when I blow the smoke up her nostrils... showing that dogs do indeed process THC in a similar fashion to ourselves.

Also, dogs do in fact get the munchies after smoking.
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Old 2008-10-25, 15:54
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Default Re: Getting dogs high...

That's quite interesting. I no longer smoke weed, but if I ever pick up the habit again, man, I will also be getting a pet.
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