This weekend I had a run-in with this girl I knew from highschool. I hadn't seen her for a long time and the last communication we had was on Myspace like two years ago. She can be best described as an ecstacy addicted porn star. I say this because she looks like one, she has interesting piercings and has a trunk full of sex toys, all of which are waiting to be put to good use... and she consumes ecstacy like it's Vitamin C.

So after brutally snaking her from one of my buddies Friday night, we go to her house. After we did whatever it is guys and girls do, she decides to drive me to my truck (we were both hammered). *Note: we did not have sex, or reach any climax whatsoever.

Once we're at my truck, she gives me her number and says to call her the next night. I probably mumbled something Yiddish and stumbled into my truck to pass out. (rough night)

So what I've gathered from the situation is she gave me the slut test. She wouldn't put out that night, but if I call her, she will fulfill my every sexual fantasy.

Here's the problem: she is kinda fucked up. She's nineteen and has like a two year old kid. Some of her many partners have been very questionable fellows. Also, after years of promiscuity, she could be trying to lure in a keeper.

I've left a buffer zone of two days, so tonight or tomorrow night would be the night to call.

Do I cash in and have what will probably amount to be the craziest porn sex I could imagine? Is it worth the expense of bringing a crazy slut with a kid and possible emotional problems into my life?

Only you can answer that. Will it be worth it in the long run? If so, do it. If not, don't.

Burn the number. Forget she exists.

Fuck her for a couple weeks and then drop the bomb that you're not going to be raising her kid.
How difficult is that?

Ain't nothing wrong with kids, bonner. It's the heavy drug use and potential STD's that would keep me away.

STDs and drug use can be cured.

Children can't be put down. Not lawfully.

Keep you away from what?

Condoms prevent STDs and as long as you call her from a payphone she's not gonna call you back demanding you see her.

Fuck and flee.

Kids and diseases happen to be my two biggest turn offs.

So diseases then, right?

Don't even mention a relationship. If it ever comes up, tell her you aren't ready for one and bail.