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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add yalikeit to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-19, 23:59
yalikeit yalikeit is offline
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Angry i caught my sister doing the looolll

im 18, my sis is 14. iv bin noticing things being moved about in my room recently, but no1 but me goes in there. anyway i sat up my video camera when i went out for the day cuz i thort the cleaner has been fucking wit my stuff. However i find that my fucking sister has been coming into my room, messing with my stuff, getting on my computer(laptop) and watching porn and doing what appears to be masterbating on my bed. im like WTF!
As you can imagine im pretty fucking pissed off as i have to sleep in this bed, and shes left my computer with stupid fuking pop-ups that i cant get rid of, even wen im not on the internet.
I need to confront her about this as i cant tell my mum as she has enough to deal with right now. I saved the vid on my computer, so im thinking il leave it open in real player so she finds it when she next decides to fucking invade my privacy. or should i confront her directly and what should i say/do if do this.

tl:dr - caught sister on camera using my computer to look at porn and downloading viruses. What should be done?

ps. apologies for the grammer
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Old 2008-10-20, 00:12
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You mean your sister is 18 and you're 14, right?

Right ?


*ObZ
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Old 2008-10-20, 00:18
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Id say post the vid or it didnt happen........but im on to you Mr. Hanson
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Old 2008-10-20, 00:30
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Thumbs up Re: i caught my sister doing the looolll

Definitely do not show her the video. Don't even let her know you have the video unless she tries to deny everything. You don't want to get all of this flipped around on you by having a video of your sister doing the nasty with herself.

Just tell her you know what she's been doing. If that's not enough, tell her what she has been doing. If THAT isn't enough, tell her about the video. Only show it to her if she's stupid enough to deny it. Either way she'll be embarrassed and won't do it again, unless she has no shame.
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Old 2008-10-20, 00:48
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Buy a lock for your door.

Password protect your laptop.

Cunt punt.

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Old 2008-10-20, 00:54
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Fuck your sister.
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Old 2008-10-20, 00:56
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI

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Old 2008-10-20, 01:04
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Thumbs down Re: i caught my sister doing the looolll

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Id say post the vid or it didnt happen........but im on to you Mr. Hanson

This.

Vid or fail.
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:12
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Uhm, the answer is obvious. Don't let her have all the fun! Have it with her
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:12
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"Stop looking at porn on my computer."
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:26
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You mean your sister is 18 and you're 14, right?

Right Mad?


*ObZ


lol obz, always making jokes :D
 #12 
Old 2008-10-20, 01:30
P R Deltoid P R Deltoid is offline
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Blackmail!
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:39
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Redirect all of your internet (port 80) traffic to http://www.link4u.com/fun4u.htm
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:00
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Do what I did.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:01
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Get back at her, go into her room and blow a huge load into her bedsheets/pillow.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:06
shadow__stalker shadow__stalker is offline
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Wear a condom.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:36
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Get fuckin rid of it you idiot. I think thats technically kiddie porn.
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Old 2008-10-20, 03:45
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" you broke my computer by looking at porn, buy me a new one"
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Old 2008-10-20, 03:58
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Default Re: i caught my sister doing the looolll

OP why the fuck would you keep a video of you 14 year old sister masturbating on your bed?
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:03
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OP why the fuck would you keep a video of you 14 year old sister masturbating on your bed?



because its hawt
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:04
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Originally Posted by wallstreetshuffle
Get back at her, go into her room and blow a huge load into her bedsheets/pillow.


Beat me to it.......
 #22 
Old 2008-10-20, 04:10
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because its hawt

For some reason, I can't help assuming that your mother and your sister are the same person.....
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:39
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Quote:
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OP why the fuck would you keep a video of you 14 year old sister masturbating on your bed?


Yeah man, any sane totsean would have uploaded the non-objectionable parts by now.
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:42
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You know you beat it to that video and don't want to look bad to your e-pals, but get a rush from other people knowing that you have a video of your little sister masturbating.

Gross man.
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Old 2008-10-20, 05:37
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fap fap fap
 #26 
Old 2008-10-20, 05:51
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i hate the internet
 #27 
Old 2008-10-20, 05:58
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i hate the internet

Get the fuck out.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:08
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Um, excuse me but where the fuck is the goddamn vid of your 18 (fixed) year old sister masturbating. I demand a ban if he doesn't post it.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:28
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Leave a paint window open with and arrow pointing to your webcam drawn. Write that you were wondering who was moving your stuff and leaving stains on your bed and now you know. "stop it".

Will hopefully create a good amount of awkward air.

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Old 2008-10-20, 06:35
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Do what I did.

His sister?
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:35
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Get a pic from the video of her masturbating, and put it on a shirt or coffee mug.


great gift idea.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:45
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His sister?

rofflety
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:47
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Default Re: i caught my sister doing the looolll

make a statement at the dinner table that you have been secretly taping everything in your room and tonight you're going to check the video and see who has been movin your stuff...she will have no other alternative than to confess....
 #34 
Old 2008-10-20, 06:48
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maybe just mimic her moaning when your around her.

and laugh afterwards.

:D
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Old 2008-10-20, 07:15
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His sister?
Precisely.
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Old 2008-10-20, 10:18
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fuck it, shes a fucking whore anyways!

whats a decent photobucket type website for videos???
and i mean errrrrr yaaa shes defo 18 laa:P:P:P
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Old 2008-10-20, 15:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yalikeit
fuck it, shes a fucking whore anyways!

whats a decent photobucket type website for videos???
and i mean errrrrr yaaa shes defo 18 laa:P:P:P


waiting....
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Old 2008-10-20, 15:38
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Sir, i heartily request a link to this video!


can't let something that hilarious/awesome go to waste
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Old 2008-10-20, 17:22
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ps. apologies for the grammer
i forgive you <3
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Old 2008-10-20, 17:28
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blackmail her into sex
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Old 2008-10-20, 17:56
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blackmail her into sex

if Im not around when the vid is uploaded, could some one PLEASE save the link.
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Old 2008-10-20, 18:13
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if Im not around when the vid is uploaded, could some one PLEASE save the link.

You are a dirty little man.
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Old 2008-10-20, 18:39
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You are a dirty little man.


So???
 #44 
Old 2008-10-20, 18:45
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So???

loveyou:)
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Old 2008-10-20, 18:56
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loveyou:)

I love you too babe.
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Old 2008-10-20, 19:01
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Tell her you're going out for a few hours, when you're sure she'll do it again. Get a big, bulky friend she's never met to dress up as a cop and go banging on your door. Have him tell her there has been some illegal pron downloading come from the house. Proceed.
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Old 2008-10-20, 22:55
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Take frames from the video and host them on the internets. Then put a shortcut to the page on your desktop labeled "SUPER SEXY HARDCORE PORN".

She'll for sure click it.
Then, BAM! The lulz ensure if you tape her reaction when she sees herself on the interwebz. :)
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Old 2008-10-20, 23:32
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blackmail her into sex

this is probably good enough for at least one good hump.

hell, its bound to be more interesting than watching porn. plus, since shes doing it on your bed, id imagine shed be down for it.

let us know how it goes lmfao.

man, that shits gonna be TIGHT!
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Old 2008-10-21, 00:00
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shes gonna get shown this thread in two hours when she gets home. The reaction will also be filmed and posted:p sorry MSuicide but this is gonna make me lol for a long time. here (http://www.BottleGuy.com/)
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Old 2008-10-21, 00:37
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yalikeit
shes gonna get shown this thread in two hours when she gets home. The reaction will also be filmed and posted:p sorry MSuicide but this is gonna make me lol for a long time. here (http://www.BottleGuy.com/)


Bottleguy.com eh?
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Old 2008-10-21, 01:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yalikeit
shes gonna get shown this thread in two hours when she gets home. The reaction will also be filmed and posted:p sorry MSuicide but this is gonna make me lol for a long time. here (http://www.BottleGuy.com/)


Yeap, that Idea pretty much wins.
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Old 2008-10-21, 04:50
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So it's been 2 hours
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Old 2008-10-22, 07:17
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Man, if I had caught my step-sister playing with herself on my bed when we were teenagers I would have fucked her. Hell I have always wanted to fuck her anyway. Don't have a real sister.
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