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Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference.

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Old 2008-10-19, 18:23
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Default Some bitch just called the cops on me!

Ok heres the deal. I was smoking this tiny ass joing in my car parked in this little alley in front of some apartments. In a chill ass neighborhood. But some bitch walks by my car and dials some shit on her phone and I her "I'd like to report a suspicious..." then I slowly reverrsed out of the alley, as she was walking in front of me.

If she got my liscense plate and reported what my car looked like, what are the chances cops will get sent to my house? I have pending felonies too.
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Old 2008-10-19, 18:24
SirGillroyJenkinstheThird SirGillroyJenkinstheThird is offline
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uh like zero?

"I was smoking a cigarette in my car."
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Old 2008-10-19, 18:26
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Yeah thats what I was planning on saying. Her word against mine. Cops around here don't really worry about weed too much, but I don't want them coming to my house period.
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Old 2008-10-19, 18:32
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You should have ran over that bitch.
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:00
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Yeah thats what I was planning on saying. Her word against mine. Cops around here don't really worry about weed too much, but I don't want them coming to my house period.
lol!
you were just a little paranoid cuz you were high?
i woulda ran the bitch over though
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:09
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lol!
you were just a little paranoid cuz you were high?
i woulda ran the bitch over though
Lol. Bollocks.

I know for a fact that you wouldn't dare smoke weed in public, little 13 year old legal-high smoking wannabe stoner.
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:26
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Lol. Bollocks.

I know for a fact that you wouldn't dare smoke weed in public, little 13 year old legal-high smoking wannabe stoner.
well obviously you don't know anything.
Im not gonna sit here and argue with you dude, just because you don't like me doesn't mean im some little bitch ass kid.

fuck you bro.
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:28
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just because you don't like me doesn't mean im some little bitch ass kid.
Yes, it does.

Haven't we already established this?

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what are the chances cops will get sent to my house?
practically none. Unless you're black.
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:29
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Yes, it does.

Haven't we already established this?
sigh.
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:41
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practically none. Unless you're black.
"Be on the lookout for a black male between 4'11" and 6'8..."
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:44
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uh like zero?

"I was smoking a cigarette in my car."


lol this is the best idea.! :D
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:02
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its heresay motherfucker, clean out your car and room for safety precautions and all is gravy.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:44
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I bet the dispatcher never even forwarded the report to the police at all. probably just wrote it down and left it on teh desk. Around here they wont send police to a suspicious person/vehicle report unless at least 2 diff people call complaining about it or if its really late at night. Cops dont give a fuck if some kid is smoking a Joint in his car. you should have gotten out and offered that lady a hit.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:45
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I hate people that make what you do their own business when you're not bothering anyone.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:52
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You should have followed her home so you could teach her a lesson
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:02
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That was you I called the cops on?
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:09
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I'd call the cops too if I saw someone smoking WEED in their car.

Toking and driving? Not on my watch, buddy.
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:33
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"Be on the lookout for a black male between 4'11" and 6'8..."

"Fuck that. Stayin' in the crib tonight."
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Old 2008-10-20, 04:44
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I'd call the cops too if I saw someone smoking WEED in their car.

Toking and driving? Not on my watch, buddy.


im not sure if this is sarcasm or not....

driving really isn't that bad on weed, sure i have stopped at the occasional green light, but i have never run a red one... I got lost in a this weird ass parking lot at a some police office where there were a whole bunch of cop cars parked that night.... sketched me the fuck out...

but who hasn't driven down the road smoking a joint? hell i have driven to school with a bowl to my mouth having the passenger light it...
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:08
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"Fuck that. Stayin' in the crib tonight."
You black, son? We don't take too kind to niggers 'round here, boy.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:32
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You black, son? We don't take too kind to niggers 'round here, boy.

Shut up nigger.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:35
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If the cops in your area don't worry about weed to much then you're fine. Most cops have better things to do than go to peoples houses for smoking a joint in your car. You'll be fine. I hate dumb bitches like that.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:41
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driving really isn't that bad on weed, sure i have stopped at the occasional green light,

Hahahaha XD that cracked me up
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Old 2008-10-20, 07:15
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Oh shit, I've stopped at so many green lights.
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Old 2008-10-20, 07:21
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Yeah same here...I feel better knowing other people make traffic mistakes when high.

How about driving past the place or exit you're supposed to be going to when REALLY high?
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Old 2008-10-20, 08:10
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Default Re: Some bitch just called the cops on me!

If she got right next to you and then "called" the police, she was probably just using a scare tactic...I used the same one when some guys were starting to fight in front of my work. Just went out there and told them to leave, or stay and wait for the cops to show up.

Think about it, if you were going to call the cops on a rage-filled, weed-addicted pot head that could lash out at you for any reason...and most likely has a gun tucked in the front of his semen-stained baggy pants...wouldn't you do it behind a locked door???
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Old 2008-10-20, 08:25
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Default Re: Some bitch just called the cops on me!

Unfortunately the cops in my local PD do give a shit about weed, because one of them came up in my house looking for it with his drug dog once because he and the dog smelled it outside my house in his squad car. He died in an auto accident a year later and as far as I know we no longer have a drug dog and handler. Karma's a bitch aint it?
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Old 2008-10-20, 11:00
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Unfortunately the cops in my local PD do give a shit about weed, because one of them came up in my house looking for it with his drug dog once because he and the dog smelled it outside my house in his squad car. He died in an auto accident a year later and as far as I know we no longer have a drug dog and handler. Karma's a bitch aint it?


thats just fucked up. I did laugh though because the karma thing.
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Old 2008-10-20, 19:48
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Oh shit, I've stopped at so many green lights.


Yup, me too.

Anyone ever stopped at a stop sign, seen a red light at the next intersection and waited for that light to turn green before you start going again?

Done that one.

Never missed a stop or exit that I can remember, but sometimes I go somewhere else I'm familiar with in the area of whereever I was heading.
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Old 2008-10-20, 19:48
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Default Re: Some bitch just called the cops on me!

im not sure if this is sarcasm or not....

driving really isn't that bad on weed, sure i have stopped at the occasional green light, but i have never run a red one... I got lost in a this weird ass parking lot at a some police office where there were a whole bunch of cop cars parked that night.... sketched me the fuck out...

but who hasn't driven down the road smoking a joint? hell i have driven to school with a bowl to my mouth having the passenger light it...

Twas sarcasm...I tend to run red lights when I'm high, the car in front of me will turn right and I, thinking it's a stop sign for whatever reason, will go straight after them. Think that's happened 3 times now...it's always been late at night though so nothing really came of it.
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Old 2008-10-21, 06:55
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Yup, me too.

Anyone ever stopped at a stop sign, seen a red light at the next intersection and waited for that light to turn green before you start going again?

Done that one.

Never missed a stop or exit that I can remember, but sometimes I go somewhere else I'm familiar with in the area of whereever I was heading.


Years ago i was driving with a friend and we were high as we could be. He proceeded to speed down a main road that had 4 lights on it and he blew through 3 red lights before slamming on his brakes and skidding to a stop at the 4th light.....which was green. Much laughter and angry honking ensued and we drove home and decided not to go out again until we sobered up a bit.
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Old 2008-10-23, 17:59
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Theres one traffic light in town right outside of where I work I go through it more than any other light probably. Well, ,Every once in a while at night ill stop at it when its red look both ways, and just go through the red light, then about halfway through the intersection I go "SHIT! that was a light not a stopsign!" Its weird its only happened on that one light, only at night, but its happened a lot lol
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Old 2008-10-23, 19:12
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Stopping at green lights? Running red lights? wtf, get off the road faggots. I've never had any problems driving high or even high off weed on opiates. Maybe its because I realize what I'm doing is fucking dangerous and actually pay attention. Weed needs to be legalized so that faggots like you guys don't drive and toke.
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Old 2008-10-23, 19:25
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Yeah if you're too high to drive right, don't even fucking drive.


Most that's happened to me is I've gotten lost before, but never ran a light or anything.
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