Sigh...

So I had what seemed to be the perfect scenario this friday night.

After a fucking SWEET mushroom trip with 2 of my best friends, during which my personality got shattered into a million pieces and then slowly rebuilt (a fucking awesome experience) I went to this house party.

I was still pretty damn tripped and interacting with people seemed surreal. So I just sat down in couch with a beer and made myself at home.

Within a minute like 3 drunk girls were on me trying to talk to me. They looked like farmers so I dismissed them as gently as I could. After they'd spilled beer and coke all over me and the other people in the sofa they took their leave. Altho instead of going around the table, they tried to go over it, knocking over lke every glass in the process. Fucking trainwreck.

Then later during the evening, a tall girl who dressed sorta like Mischa Barton and looked sorta like Heidi Klum came and sat next to me.
She introduced herself and looked at me strangely. Then she was like "wait a minute, you dont go to *my school* do you?"
I was like "yeah...why?"
She was like "OMG! ITS YOU!" and she called her friends over, so suddenly I was surrounded by 6 beautiful women dressed like fashionistas straight out of the OC.
"You're that cute guy with the gray hat!" they said and pointed at my hat.

Turns out, they go to my school, and have been checking me out since school started. And the hot Heidi Klum one, had a twin!

So I pick the hottest of the twins and like talk to her, dont remember what I said, didnt really matter, she just kept looking hungrily at my lips.

So I pull her towards me and we start making out.
And I go like this
Because she could not. kiss. for shit.

Fucking hell, what she did was, open her mouth, then insert her tounge as long as she could into mine and rotate.
Fucking eugh.
That's not a kiss!"!!!

A kiss is in the lips! So much more classy and enjoyable for everyone one if you start off with just lips and then maybe throw in some tounge.

I dont care how good she looks, I can not feel romantically inclined towards her ever again. She kisses like a dog what the fuck.

Seriously girls of totse, dont just stick in there and spin and hope for good results. Kiss with the lips, so much more sensual, so much more classy.

Well shit man, she was probably drunk. That would fuck with her kissing skillz.

I disagree, you retain kissingskillz up until when you start losing balance, and she was trotting around quite gracefully.
Altho a slight buzz might increase the slobber-factor admittedly

I've never kissed without tongue, and have no intention to do so.

Duly noted.

She brushes her teeth 3 times a month.

that's tacky as shit

Damn dude... sounds like fun! Sucks about the kissing fail girl though.

*sigh* I really need to go to a party...

Ya man she was probably drunk, and even if thats not the case, if someone is a horrible kisser, you just have to keep doing what your doing, and slowly they will catch on and do what you do. When i first kissed i was likely terrible, but now girls think im awesome at it, just from simply copying.

I agree with OP. Its all in the lips. But, by the same time, I think some peoples lips just arent compatible.


Once I kissed a guy with very skinny bird lips, it was not good.