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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-10-18, 21:19
FuckedintheHead FuckedintheHead is offline
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Default So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Yeah. It was expensive as shit for nothing more than a greasy handjob and a hot oil massage. the massage was good though, and I liked how professional she was. It took her like an hour to arrive to my hotel room, and then she knocks on my door finally. I look into the peephole, and i told myself if she was ugly I just wasnt going to answer the door. Well, she was a fine young petite latina, probably 21 or 22 years old. She had me lay facedown on the bed in my boxers while she massaged my back, glutes and calves while we made small talk. it felt really good working out all the kinks from a hard week of work. Then I turned over on my back and she removed my boxers and started massaging my chest, stomach, arms, legs, and the insides of my thighs. At this point I had a full on erection. Then she would continue massaging the insides of my thighs and stomach, and occasionally brush my dick with her hand.

After this teasing went on for around ten minutes, she grabbed my penis by the base and pulled on my glans. Then she would start teasing me some more. that went on for another 5 minutes or so. I liked it, and I was practically begging for a full on handjob. She greased her hands up with some hot oil, then finally gave me the satisfaction that I had been looking for. It took me about 2 minutes to cum. The whole ordeal lasted about 45 minutes.

250$. Afterwards we smoked a cig together and she said she could hook me up with some crystal. Also gave me a number and said next time she will knock off a hundred bucks. I am not planning on calling her again because 150$ is still alot of money, but I think it was a good experiance.
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Old 2008-10-18, 21:27
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grove, tx
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Wow you suck you could of fucked a pretty hot chick with a few teeth missing for 50$.
 #3 
Old 2008-10-18, 21:32
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within the subliminal
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

I could be doing with a massage myself, i'm not lame enough to pay for it, though.
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Old 2008-10-19, 02:38
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Hey, if you had a good time... I've just never gotten the big deal with paying for handjobs, like at massage parlors. But hey, the company of a lady can always be good.
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Old 2008-10-19, 02:57
jsarkos jsarkos is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Hopefully the first thing she did when she entered the hotel was to wash the cum off her hands from the last guy. Maybe even the guy next door.
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Old 2008-10-19, 04:44
Cloaked Dagger Cloaked Dagger is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Don't forget you also made a crystal connection, that's always good, it never hurts to have more drug connections.
 #7 
Old 2008-10-19, 04:47
mikehunt1 mikehunt1 is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

was she off craigs list?
 #8 
Old 2008-10-19, 05:13
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Reading Pa USA
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

pics or it didn't happen
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Old 2008-10-19, 05:23
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Dude. You know how I said we had a lot of stuff in common? I seriously did the same thing last night. I actually went to an asian massage place. But I still got a hot oil massage and a hand job. That's crazy man. We're like brothers or something
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Old 2008-10-19, 05:24
Pink P&ther Pink P&ther is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

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Originally Posted by plehem12
Dude. You know how I said we had a lot of stuff in common? I seriously did the same thing last night. I actually went to an asian massage place. But I still got a hot oil massage and a hand job. That's crazy man. We're like brothers or something


Burn the witches!
 #11 
Old 2008-10-19, 06:38
FuckedintheHead FuckedintheHead is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

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Originally Posted by jsarkos
Hopefully the first thing she did when she entered the hotel was to wash the cum off her hands from the last guy. Maybe even the guy next door.


Thats funny. as soon as she arrived, she told me to remove my clothes as much as i wanted while she washed her hands. She also washed her hands afterwards.

plehem, did you go to a walk in parlor? The girl I called was some bitch out of the phonebook. How are those parlors? i see alot of them in the phonebook. I called a few and they said it costs 60$ an hour. Sounds legit to me.
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Old 2008-10-19, 16:42
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My mommas uterus.
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You paid $250 for a tugjob from a meth dealing beaner? What are you? Retarded? And your massage didn't even last an hour. You my friend, have been ripped off. This forum is getting more pathetic every day. I hope for your sake that you made this story up.
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Old 2008-10-19, 18:32
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Yeah, you got fucking robbed. If I was paying that much, I would force her to suck my cock and lick my ass. Do you realize how much drugs $250 could have gotten you?
 #14 
Old 2008-10-19, 18:52
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Canada
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Hahaha, you paid a lot for a cheap handjob. How pathetic are you?
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Old 2008-10-19, 21:59
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Thats funny. as soon as she arrived, she told me to remove my clothes as much as i wanted while she washed her hands. She also washed her hands afterwards.

plehem, did you go to a walk in parlor? The girl I called was some bitch out of the phonebook. How are those parlors? i see alot of them in the phonebook. I called a few and they said it costs 60$ an hour. Sounds legit to me.

yeah, theyre good. check out craigslist in services ---> therapeutic and type in your town and youll find a bunch. you pay for an hour or half hour, and then you tell them you want something more and then you pay extra for that. i paid $100 for a half hour massage and a handjob.
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Old 2008-10-19, 22:01
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

You could buy so much cooler stuff than a greasy hand job with $250.

It makes me wish that I didn't have morals and self-respect so I could make loads (note the funny pun) of money without doing any real work.
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Old 2008-10-19, 22:03
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My mommas uterus.
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
You could buy so much cooler stuff than a greasy hand job with $250.

It makes me wish that I didn't have morals and self-respect so I could make loads (note the funny pun) of money without doing any real work.


Well you're already being a whore on the Internet. You might just as well do it in real life.
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Old 2008-10-19, 22:04
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Well you're already being a whore on the Internet. You might just as well do it in real life.

I don't get paid for this. My e-whoring is done out of the goodness of my heart.
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Old 2008-10-19, 22:04
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Ohio
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Well at least you got a crystal hookup.
 #20 
Old 2008-10-19, 22:06
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My mommas uterus.
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

I don't get paid for this. My e-whoring is done out of the goodness of my heart.

I'll give you 10 euro for a blowjob. That's like, what? 150 bucks?
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:38
jsarkos jsarkos is offline
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Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

plehem, did you go to a walk in parlor? The girl I called was some bitch out of the phonebook. How are those parlors? i see alot of them in the phonebook. I called a few and they said it costs 60$ an hour. Sounds legit to me.

My next question is, are you 100% it was a girl? Tranny's can be pretty convincing.
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:49
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Ontario canada
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Well you're already being a whore on the Internet. You might just as well do it in real life.

lol wtf i like you now snoopy
 #23 
Old 2008-10-20, 02:50
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Ontario canada
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

to OP:

you should have robbed the tiny latina
 #24 
Old 2008-10-20, 03:48
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Valhalla
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Well you're already being a whore on the Internet. You might just as well do it in real life.

*insert random witty comeback defending Silverfuck's honor in the hope of making her driver her underage ass and hour or two to see me for some barely legal sex*
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Old 2008-10-20, 11:49
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sydney Australia
Default Re: So S&A, i solicited the use of a "call girl" last night.

Did you even haggle?

Or ask if you can pay in beatings?
 
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