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  #1   Add uzi gun to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-18, 20:33
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hey yall i was thinkin last night how you could steal stuff from the expensive stores (walmart, target, the noble barn etc) and i remembered about my uncles bulletproof vest like this 1 here did that link thingy work? just shove the merchandise under it (wear it under your shirt) and walk out. the reason i figure it would work is bcuause if bullets won't even go through it, radio waves shouldnt be a problem.
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Old 2008-10-18, 21:10
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No. Just....no.
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Old 2008-10-18, 21:25
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Unless its made of metal and your uncle is Ned Kelly, just don't

Last edited by 8FootSativa; 2008-10-18 at 21:35.
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Old 2008-10-18, 22:17
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Quote:
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Unless its made of metal and your uncle is Ned Kelly, just don't
Best line from a new arrival ever..
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Old 2008-10-18, 22:19
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Unless its made of metal and your uncle is Ned Kelly, just don't
I Lol'd
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Old 2008-10-18, 22:29
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he may be talking about an x-ray vest wich is made of lead. that may work.

they put them on you at the dentist to get x-rays of your head.
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Old 2008-10-18, 22:35
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Have you seen the size of them though?

You look like a fucking terrorist!

Security would ass rape you within a second.
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Old 2008-10-18, 22:39
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http://www.buckscountyimaging.com/le...ction.asp?pg=7

might be worth the investment.
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Old 2008-10-18, 22:42
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Nah, underneath too much hassle and noise.

On top=terrorist.


Would you walk down to the grocers in an oversized silver bib?
No way.
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Old 2008-10-19, 00:09
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You'll get some serious back problems walking around all day wearing a lead apron, and forget being able to run effectively.

Those things weigh so much more than you think, they are intense.
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