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# 1

2008-10-18, 20:33
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innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
hey yall i was thinkin last night how you could steal stuff from the expensive stores (walmart, target, the noble barn etc) and i remembered about my uncles bulletproof vest like this 1 here did that link thingy work? just shove the merchandise under it (wear it under your shirt) and walk out. the reason i figure it would work is bcuause if bullets won't even go through it, radio waves shouldnt be a problem. 
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# 2

2008-10-18, 21:10
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
No. Just....no.
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# 3

2008-10-18, 21:25
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
Unless its made of metal and your uncle is Ned Kelly, just don't
Last edited by 8FootSativa; 2008-10-18 at 21:35.
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# 4

2008-10-18, 22:17
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Regular
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Glasgow, Scotland
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8FootSativa
Unless its made of metal and your uncle is Ned Kelly, just don't
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Best line from a new arrival ever..
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# 5

2008-10-18, 22:19
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Acolyte
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In my imagination
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8FootSativa
Unless its made of metal and your uncle is Ned Kelly, just don't
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I Lol'd
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# 6

2008-10-18, 22:29
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
he may be talking about an x-ray vest wich is made of lead. that may work.
they put them on you at the dentist to get x-rays of your head.
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# 7

2008-10-18, 22:35
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Acolyte
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In my imagination
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
Have you seen the size of them though?
You look like a fucking terrorist!
Security would ass rape you within a second.
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# 8

2008-10-18, 22:39
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
http://www.buckscountyimaging.com/le...ction.asp?pg=7
might be worth the investment.
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# 9

2008-10-18, 22:42
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Acolyte
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In my imagination
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
Nah, underneath too much hassle and noise.
On top=terrorist.
Would you walk down to the grocers in an oversized silver bib?
No way.
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# 10

2008-10-19, 00:09
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Re: innovative new to pass through shoplifting sesnors
You'll get some serious back problems walking around all day wearing a lead apron, and forget being able to run effectively.
Those things weigh so much more than you think, they are intense.
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