totse.com | Stealing Obama Signs

GD! · #1 2008-10-18, 03:13

SWIM is thinking about stealing some of those flimsy Obama signs that people put in their yard.

Editz: vandalism too!

EDIT: I have nothing against Obama, it's just annoying as hell how there's all these people in my neighborhood with 6-10 "CHANGE" signs in their yard. If they were McCain signs, I would be doing the same thing.

cocacola14 · #2 2008-10-18, 03:21

Just write an 'S' over the 'B', or write over it to make it say 'Obomba'

For McCain ones, write over them and make them say 'McCane'

Another old classic, write sucks under the name.

GD! · #3 2008-10-18, 03:22

I lol'd.

GD! · #4 2008-10-18, 03:30

they look like this: http://store.barackobama.com/v/vspfi...YS29682-2T.jpg

Affect · #5 2008-10-18, 03:37

Fuck you, noob. Do you think this will swing the election back to McFuckface? Go steal a gun play with it.

GD! · #6 2008-10-18, 03:57

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Fuck you, noob. Do you think this will swing the election back to McFuckface? Go steal a gun play with it.

Actually, I just think it's obnoxious for people to put half a dozen fucking signs in their front yard, you fucking tool

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Copenhagen-Junky · #7 2008-10-18, 04:20

I put about 300 Obama signs in my racist ass friends yard. It was a very funny site when he woke up. Really though a few guys i know where pulled over after someone reported them stealing signs. They had 30 or so in the back seat(including one of those huge ass ones held up by fence posts) the big one was ''State Property'' which made busted turn into deep shit. They where locked up over night and given a huge ass fine/court date.

Arctic monkey · #8 2008-10-18, 06:08

good steal more of them ultimately you are giving to obama when those people go out and replace those signs.

GD! · #9 2008-10-18, 06:28

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good steal more of them ultimately you are giving to obama when those people go out and replace those signs.

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Originally Posted by GD! View Post

Actually, I just think it's obnoxious for people to put half a dozen fucking signs in their front yard

I have nothing against Obama, just the obnoxious pricks in my neighborhood who happen to support him.

Arctic monkey · #10 2008-10-18, 06:44

okay than steal every sign but one. Take the other signs and put them in houses that have mccain signs. Take the mccain signs and stick them in obama yards until everyone is supporting the person they hate.

Mantikore · #11 2008-10-18, 11:16

nah man, draw a KKK hood on his head

Eagle Bay · #12 2008-10-18, 15:56

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okay than steal every sign but one. Take the other signs and put them in houses that have mccain signs. Take the mccain signs and stick them in obama yards until everyone is supporting the person they hate.

This, or if you really want to make people laugh, replace them ALL with Hillary Clinton signs.

struggling artist · #13 2008-10-18, 17:22

Would you rather have mccain as our next president? A person who voted on 95% of the bills that George Bush wanted passed too? Or are you just trying to be a "R3b3L d00d!!!1" Who cares if hes a nigger, hes gotten more shit accomplished in his life than you ever will, sign-stealing faggot.

angryonion · #14 2008-10-18, 17:23

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Originally Posted by Arctic monkey View Post

okay than steal every sign but one. Take the other signs and put them in houses that have mccain signs. Take the mccain signs and stick them in obama yards until everyone is supporting the person they hate.

I have done this also.
But don't leave out the houses who have no signs,give them both obama and mccain signs

Slackdrive · #15 2008-10-18, 18:15

Some fucking redneck with a huge yard off a local highway has one that's (I estimate) around 30 feet wide / maybe 15 or 20 tall (McCain/Palin, naturally.) It's HUGE I wasn't even aware you can get them that big. :O I've bee thinking about blowing up goatse and putting it on it. The only issue is that if I'm going to do it I need to do it at night. I'm afraid that morning humidity (Tropical climate ftl) will fuck up the paper, and I'm too lazy to get anything laminated.

GD! · #16 2008-10-18, 18:24

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Would you rather have mccain as our next president? A person who voted on 95% of the bills that George Bush wanted passed too? Or are you just trying to be a "R3b3L d00d!!!1" Who cares if hes a nigger, hes gotten more shit accomplished in his life than you ever will, sign-stealing faggot.

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Originally Posted by GD! View Post

Actually, I just think it's obnoxious for people to put half a dozen fucking signs in their front yard

jägermeister · #17 2008-10-18, 18:38

fuck i dont really care who wins, they are both douchebags, and so are you

ilovesawedoffpump · #18 2008-10-18, 19:01

pour gas on it, then go spray paint "nigger" on their car then light the sign and run away. then post the article in the newspaper for us to read.

i just pull them up and throw them in the road when i'm out walking, or run over them if im in a car.

ilovesawedoffpump · #19 2008-10-18, 19:19

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Would you rather have mccain as our next president? A person who voted on 95% of the bills that George Bush wanted passed too? Or are you just trying to be a "R3b3L d00d!!!1" Who cares if hes a nigger, hes gotten more shit accomplished in his life than you ever will, sign-stealing faggot.

like the patriot act....that obama voted for

stupid. the only difference between obama and mccain is that obama is an ugly nigger. being a nigger is already considered cool, imagine all of these nigger loving white whores if obama wins.

and what has obama accomplished? i'd say if you intimidate/kill an obama supporter, you've been more productive with your life than obama has. personally i want old curious george to win, because i hate him more. thats the point.

the guy who kills obama >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>obama

Montage1313 · #20 2008-10-18, 19:26

i don't live in america, but in my town in canada we have these gay signs for an election of a new mayor, me and my friends just put them in the middle of the mainstreet or light them on fire

SomeLowLife · #21 2008-10-18, 19:27

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Originally Posted by GD! View Post

SWIM is thinking about stealing some of those flimsy Obama signs that people put in their yard.

Editz: vandalism too!

That's some black on black crime, you fucking nigger.

Captain Douche · #22 2008-10-18, 20:19

I did this during the 2004 campaign and bush still carried florida.

That makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda.

Soap Radio · #23 2008-10-19, 05:06

I'd do the same thing except to McCain. You guys are really desperate now, aren't you? Well, I'd expect this from a Republican in trouble. Explains Watergate, too. Anyway, don't worry, Obama will not win. He's black, and America would rather shit on the steps of Congress than let a black man in the White House. I'm not racist, as I'm an Obama supporter, but it's the Bradley Effect. White people get into the booth, and people feel enclosed and racist.

Mantikore · #24 2008-10-19, 05:49

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This, or if you really want to make people laugh, replace them ALL with Hillary Clinton signs.

woah woah woah. we all have to draw the line SOMEWHERE

thorazine50x · #25 2008-10-19, 06:03

Smear poop on the signs instead.

MinorThreat · #26 2008-10-19, 07:24

ohkay lets just say i have a "friend" who has been steallin obama/and mcain signs ever since he saw them up! and lots of em have slevees that he likes to switch around

GD! · #27 2008-10-19, 08:04

yeah, those are the type that everyone on swims block have too (plastic sleeves).

Fate · #28 2008-10-20, 02:03

Back during the runup to the '04 election, we got our kicks by running over George W. signs with quads and dirtbikes in the dead of night. Get one under your back tire and punch it and you can make it fly pretty far...

VinMetal666 · #29 2008-10-20, 05:01

IIRC, Halloween 2004 was the Friday before elections. I remember me and a few other people put every election sign we found from a few streets on this one hippy kid's yard. There was like 30 of them and some of those metal sale signs.

I'd like to do a repeat this year but my wisdom teeth come out on October 28th and I don't think I'll be able to get out.

The Last MentleGam · #30 2008-10-20, 06:23

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Originally Posted by struggling artist View Post

Would you rather have mccain as our next president? A person who voted on 95% of the bills that George Bush wanted passed too? Or are you just trying to be a "R3b3L d00d!!!1" Who cares if hes a nigger, hes gotten more shit accomplished in his life than you ever will, sign-stealing faggot.

its actually 90%.

ComradeHS · #31 2008-10-20, 12:22

I hate Obama and McCain so bad.

I would help you if possible.

I think we need to hack some Democrat and Republican sites too.

Good luck with the Obama signs.

Why not just burn them in the Day Time in front of a Bunch of cars?

You know?, make a Political Statement.

GD! · #32 2008-10-21, 03:09

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Originally Posted by ComradeHS View Post

I hate Obama and McCain so bad.

I would help you if possible.

I think we need to hack some Democrat and Republican sites too.

Good luck with the Obama signs.

Why not just burn them in the Day Time in front of a Bunch of cars?

You know?, make a Political Statement.

Or, even better, cut the sign/s into tiny pieces and sprinkle them on the persons lawn.

remember, flismy plastic stretched over metal http://blog.peoplenewspapers.com/wp-...5/img_0109.JPG)