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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-10-17, 23:31
MRman MRman is offline
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Default Well thats a little embarrassing...

Well here's the story. Last night my boyfriend and i were having sex, I was lying on my stomach in a sort of doggystyle-esque position. I really don't know the names of many sex positions. Anyway, we were both getting quite into it and we slowly started edging up the bed due to the movement caused by thrusting and all. We ended up getting all the way up to the end of the bed and my head was then resting against the wall. I asked if we could move down the bed a tad and he agreed. So as I was getting up to move down the bed I smashed my head into the window sill and knocked myself out cold for a second. Needless to say when I came back to consciousness I wasn't really in the mood for sex anymore and rather disoriented. My boyfriend was a little grumpy/frustrated as he then couldn't end up busting a nut but I really couldn't as I thought that at any moment I was going to throw up and I all round felt awful.

And so yes, I am incredibly uncoordinated as you may well have been able to figure out from that story. Honestly who accidentally knocks themselves out during sex? Well I do I suppose.
Not really any questions I can ask about that so I guess you guys can all just share your embarrassing sexual stories and such, or just laugh at me and my lack of coordination and such
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Old 2008-10-17, 23:33
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default Re: Well thats a little embarrassing...

if i was fuckin u the orgasm would have been intense. just throwin that out there, u can chew on it for a minute, if you dont like it just spit it out.
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Old 2008-10-18, 01:12
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Only on totse.

If i was him i wouldve put you through the window. Do it right the 1st time.
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Old 2008-10-18, 02:37
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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Default Re: Well thats a little embarrassing...

Not "my" story, but a true one nonetheless... a couple of dozen years ago I was seeing a chiropractor who had a rather loose tongue. (gee, I guess I opened myself up to a whole series of flaming blasts for the way that opening was worded!)

During one session, don't recall how that conversation began, he mentioned that one of his other patients was being seen due to the fact that during a particularly vigorous 'doggy style' adventure, the subject in question wound up slamming her head into the headboard of the bed and severely injured one of her cervical vertibrae.

I guess the moral of that, and your, story is to be aware and cautious of your environment when having good fun in non-traditional positions.
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Old 2008-10-18, 14:38
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Default Re: Well thats a little embarrassing...

Pretty funny lol.
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Old 2008-10-18, 17:39
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Default Re: Well thats a little embarrassing...

I think we all know your boyfriend didn't cease the intercourse while you were passed out.
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Old 2008-10-19, 02:07
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Default Re: Well thats a little embarrassing...

fuck in a suspender thingy, idk what they r called but they look fun
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Old 2008-10-19, 02:31
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What a dick, still wanting to get off lol. I don't really have any good stories, other than once being walked in on by my ex's roommate right as I was entering her for doggy. That made for a good laugh, especially since she was a fundie virgin.
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Old 2008-10-22, 06:35
Splunk Splunk is offline
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What a dick, still wanting to get off lol.

man, i can understand where he was coming from. Especially if it was getting really heated
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Old 2008-10-22, 06:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
I think we all know your boyfriend didn't cease the intercourse while you were passed out.


I know I wouldn't.
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Old 2008-10-22, 07:01
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
I think we all know your boyfriend didn't cease the intercourse while you were passed out.


This. He'll make sure you're out for long enough next time.
 
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