I was really drunk tonight, and a friend of mine hooked me up with this semi-attractive girl. We made out for a bit, walked back to my room, and began getting into each other heavily. It was my first time, and I had trouble getting inside her at first. After fucking for a while, I realized something, I couldn't climax, and after a while, I just couldnt maintain a boner! She veiled her disappointment, but I KNOW she joked about it with her friends. What the living FUCK happened to me??

Relax.

Relax.

This.

ok, but is there any explanation as to why I failed?

You said you were drinking. Maybe that has something to do with it. I'm positive it has something to do with it.

Go read my story in Humiliating Tales of Sexual Adventure. It happens.


And by all odds, it will never happen again.

spend some time searching through this very forum. it happens more often than you can imagine. it was your first time, and you were drinking. both of these are the reason why this happened, but mostly because it was your first time. youre fine. as the others said, relax.

Cough*Whiskey Dick*Cough

drinking and stress both are... a rather big factor probably

Dude, don't worry it will happen next time again and probably it won't

You are gay. It 'splains the whole thing.

Perhaps you're not turned on by girls you don't know.

Again, ^^ this really screams ghey. Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!!!!

P.S. This post is less gay than you.

Again, ^^ this really screams ghey. Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!!!!

P.S. This post is less gay than you.

Than me?

Again, ^^ this really screams ghey. Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!!!!

P.S. This post is less gay than you.

Hey? You should have let him use your rubberless dick to catch her disease(s).

Weren't wearing anything were you OPpie? Bareass wasn't you?

Than me?

No. you get a pass.

Fuckit. On second thought, yes you.

Again, ^^ this really screams ghey. Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!!!!

P.S. This post is less gay than you.

i noticed you make a lot of post containing remarks bout people being gay

Afraid of your own preferences? Bit insecure... don't worry, you can tell us your gay, we won't tell anybody (we don't have to , they can read it anytime they want)

i noticed you make a lot of post containing remarks bout people being gay

Afraid of your own preferences? Bit insecure... don't worry, you can tell us your gay, we won't tell anybody (we don't have to , they can read it anytime they want)


Hi, my name is Kirk. I'm a captain in the starfleet, and I'm gay.

It started quite innocently, popsicles, suckers, chocolate bars. It progressed from there to include such things as cucumbers, spray paint cans, and huge black cocks.

Hey.... wait! I never swallowed. I'm not gay.

Digression. I was packing up (I'm going home next week), and she slipped a note under my door. She said that she'd like to hang out some time, and asked me to add her on facebook. So, it wasn't a complete disaster. And yes, I think alcohol was a factor.

Argh.

Totse is supposed to make my life look better, not worse.

http://www.frankiesaysrelax.com/images/Frankie.gif


When ya wanna come...

Argh.

Totse is supposed to make my life look better, not worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI

this.