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Old 2008-10-16, 22:29
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Well heres the story

I had a very short but intimate relationship with this girl like a year and a couple of months ago.
Me being in high school i have to see her everyday (which kills me inside, she gets bigger tits and finer everyday)
she basically went through a rough patch with me and decided to kiss my (former) best friend me being utterly pissed off amplified stuff by tenfold and she decided to go out with this asshole.
Now to the point next week as part of our P.E we have to do sumthing called social dance which involves having to dance with a partner. (it fucking sucks)
During songs we have to rotate and inevitably i will have to dance with her at one time or another.
now what the fuck do i do.
do i dance with her creating the most awkward tension known to man or do i play hookey and try to get out of these lessons as many times as posible

Please suggestions,im wigging out here!
anything need answered ask me!
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Old 2008-10-16, 22:43
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I wigged out after reading this.
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Old 2008-10-16, 22:54
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I wigged out after reading this.
I wigged out after reading the above

but seriously... HELP!

its stupid i know but...
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:02
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Shit man...I'm wiggin' out!!!! FUCK I CAN'T STOPPPPPPP
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:08
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changing the name if no-one can give good advice
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:16
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fucking PE? Its not the thread title no one is taking seriously, it's your "predicament".
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:18
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i admit it is very laughable

but ppl worry about this kind of stupid shit god!
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:25
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punch her in the face
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:27
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Dancing for PE?!

I say just slip a finger in her pooper when she isnt paying attention.

Highschool dramaz.
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:35
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punch her in the face
This is obviously the best solution.
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:40
Tenaciousdougie Tenaciousdougie is offline
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I am planning to
Puncher her in the face and stick it in her pooper at the same time..

jst cant imagine how to do it though Confused

XD
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:42
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I say just slip a finger in her pooper when she isnt paying attention.


By far the best advice i can find.

Seriously though, so you have to dance with your ex.
Try to make her feel awkward, and dont let on that you do.
Get in to it.
Really in to it.
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:53
Tenaciousdougie Tenaciousdougie is offline
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By far the best advice i can find.

Seriously though, so you have to dance with your ex.
Try to make her feel awkward, and dont let on that you do.
Get in to it.
Really in to it.


Wtf..Holy Shit Man Y Didnt I Think Of Tht!!!

Thanks Dude!!!! :D

When I Start Dancing She Will Be Begging For me to Stick It In Her pooper!!!!! :D:D:D
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:53
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When its your turn to dance with her you need to spit in her eye.
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Old 2008-10-17, 00:02
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When its your turn to dance with her you need to spit in her eye.


Correction *Third Eye
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Old 2008-10-17, 00:11
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yeah i just say do it and act like she is any other girl, infact you should flirt with her to piss off her new bf and maybe teach him a lesson in the fickleness of highschool aged bitches.
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Old 2008-10-17, 00:14
Tenaciousdougie Tenaciousdougie is offline
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yeah i just say do it and act like she is any other girl, infact you should flirt with her to piss off her new bf and maybe teach him a lesson in the fickleness of highschool aged bitches.


Im loving everyones ideas
i have to say i might get a punch in the face off her but it wud be worth it
I was thinking of reminding her of my moves and un-clipping her bra without her noticing :D
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Old 2008-10-17, 00:40
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This is obviously the best solution.

No. I think the best solution would be for him to punch her in the face while sticking his hand up her pooper. Then for added hilarity rip out her ovaries and jumprope with them.
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Old 2008-10-17, 17:57
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Take salsa lessons! Cha cha cha
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Old 2008-10-17, 18:01
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Who the fuck actually went to P.E. class?

You guys are crazy.
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Old 2008-10-17, 18:40
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Who the fuck actually went to P.E. class?

You guys are crazy.


I went just to fuck with people. Like whenever we had to do dancing with the whole rotating partners shit and the chick was too busy with the whole "EW! I HAVE TO TOUCH A BOY!" shit to put their hand on the guys shoulder and back during a slow dance, I found that if you step in closer and rest your head on their shoulder they fucking freak, it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.
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Old 2008-10-17, 18:47
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I went just to fuck with people. Like whenever we had to do dancing with the whole rotating partners shit and the chick was too busy with the whole "EW! I HAVE TO TOUCH A BOY!" shit to put their hand on the guys shoulder and back during a slow dance, I found that if you step in closer and rest your head on their shoulder they fucking freak, it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.

maybe its just you....
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Old 2008-10-17, 18:50
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maybe its just you....

Nah, but the fact that it was me really getting into the slow dance thing with them is partly what freaks them out to such hilarious levels. I mean, they're afraid to touch a guy and they've got a fat ugly guy huddled up close with his head on their shoulder, that just about pushes them over the edge.
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Old 2008-10-17, 19:02
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so you are a fat ugly guy?
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Old 2008-10-17, 19:22
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cha cha cha!
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Old 2008-10-17, 21:02
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If this isn't a troll post, when its your turn to dance with her either:

A) grab someone else instead

B) Stop and just walk off
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Old 2008-10-17, 22:06
Tenaciousdougie Tenaciousdougie is offline
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Anyone else Irish Whipping her into a wall would be funny or just me?
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Old 2008-10-17, 22:21
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Who the fuck actually went to P.E. class?

You guys are crazy.


PE kicked ass. Mega ass. it was by far the easiest course, plus it was fun.
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