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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-10-16, 22:29
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Wigging Out Man!!!
Well heres the story
I had a very short but intimate relationship with this girl like a year and a couple of months ago.
Me being in high school i have to see her everyday (which kills me inside, she gets bigger tits and finer everyday)
she basically went through a rough patch with me and decided to kiss my (former) best friend me being utterly pissed off amplified stuff by tenfold and she decided to go out with this asshole.
Now to the point next week as part of our P.E we have to do sumthing called social dance which involves having to dance with a partner. (it fucking sucks)
During songs we have to rotate and inevitably i will have to dance with her at one time or another.
now what the fuck do i do.
do i dance with her creating the most awkward tension known to man or do i play hookey and try to get out of these lessons as many times as posible
Please suggestions,im wigging out here!
anything need answered ask me!
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# 2

2008-10-16, 22:43
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Groovy.
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
I wigged out after reading this.
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# 3

2008-10-16, 22:54
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
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Originally Posted by Agent 008
I wigged out after reading this.
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I wigged out after reading the above
but seriously... HELP!
its stupid i know but...
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# 4

2008-10-16, 23:02
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
Shit man...I'm wiggin' out!!!! FUCK I CAN'T STOPPPPPPP
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# 5

2008-10-16, 23:08
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
changing the name if no-one can give good advice
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# 6

2008-10-16, 23:16
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
fucking PE? Its not the thread title no one is taking seriously, it's your "predicament".
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# 7

2008-10-16, 23:18
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
i admit it is very laughable
but ppl worry about this kind of stupid shit god!
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# 8

2008-10-16, 23:25
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Acolyte
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that one place...
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
punch her in the face
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# 9

2008-10-16, 23:27
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Behind that brick in the wall.
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
Dancing for PE?!
I say just slip a finger in her pooper when she isnt paying attention.
 Highschool dramaz. 
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# 10

2008-10-16, 23:35
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The roaming dome (head)
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
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Originally Posted by Zunziba
punch her in the face
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This is obviously the best solution.
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#11
 2008-10-16, 23:40
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Tenaciousdougie 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
I am planning to
Puncher her in the face and stick it in her pooper at the same time..
jst cant imagine how to do it though
XD
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#12
 2008-10-16, 23:42
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MandatoryHomicide 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
I say just slip a finger in her pooper when she isnt paying attention.
By far the best advice i can find.
Seriously though, so you have to dance with your ex.
Try to make her feel awkward, and dont let on that you do.
Get in to it.
Really in to it.
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#13
 2008-10-16, 23:53
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Tenaciousdougie 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
By far the best advice i can find.
Seriously though, so you have to dance with your ex.
Try to make her feel awkward, and dont let on that you do.
Get in to it.
Really in to it.
Wtf..Holy Shit Man Y Didnt I Think Of Tht!!!
Thanks Dude!!!! :D
When I Start Dancing She Will Be Begging For me to Stick It In Her pooper!!!!! :D:D:D
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#14
 2008-10-16, 23:53
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
When its your turn to dance with her you need to spit in her eye.
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#15
 2008-10-17, 00:02
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Tenaciousdougie 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
When its your turn to dance with her you need to spit in her eye.
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Correction *Third Eye
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#16
 2008-10-17, 00:11
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whitelightning 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
yeah i just say do it and act like she is any other girl, infact you should flirt with her to piss off her new bf and maybe teach him a lesson in the fickleness of highschool aged bitches.
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#17
 2008-10-17, 00:14
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Tenaciousdougie 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
yeah i just say do it and act like she is any other girl, infact you should flirt with her to piss off her new bf and maybe teach him a lesson in the fickleness of highschool aged bitches.
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Im loving everyones ideas
i have to say i might get a punch in the face off her but it wud be worth it
I was thinking of reminding her of my moves and un-clipping her bra without her noticing :D
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#18
 2008-10-17, 00:40
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blackfox26 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
This is obviously the best solution.
No. I think the best solution would be for him to punch her in the face while sticking his hand up her pooper. Then for added hilarity rip out her ovaries and jumprope with them.
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#19
 2008-10-17, 17:57
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
Take salsa lessons! Cha cha cha
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#20
 2008-10-17, 18:01
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
Who the fuck actually went to P.E. class?
You guys are crazy.
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#21
 2008-10-17, 18:40
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Sydney, Australia
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Who the fuck actually went to P.E. class?
You guys are crazy.
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I went just to fuck with people. Like whenever we had to do dancing with the whole rotating partners shit and the chick was too busy with the whole "EW! I HAVE TO TOUCH A BOY!" shit to put their hand on the guys shoulder and back during a slow dance, I found that if you step in closer and rest your head on their shoulder they fucking freak, it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.
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#22
 2008-10-17, 18:47
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
I went just to fuck with people. Like whenever we had to do dancing with the whole rotating partners shit and the chick was too busy with the whole "EW! I HAVE TO TOUCH A BOY!" shit to put their hand on the guys shoulder and back during a slow dance, I found that if you step in closer and rest your head on their shoulder they fucking freak, it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.
maybe its just you....
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#23
 2008-10-17, 18:50
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
maybe its just you....
Nah, but the fact that it was me really getting into the slow dance thing with them is partly what freaks them out to such hilarious levels. I mean, they're afraid to touch a guy and they've got a fat ugly guy huddled up close with his head on their shoulder, that just about pushes them over the edge.
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#24
 2008-10-17, 19:02
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
so you are a fat ugly guy?
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#25
 2008-10-17, 19:22
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
cha cha cha!
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#26
 2008-10-17, 21:02
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
If this isn't a troll post, when its your turn to dance with her either:
A) grab someone else instead
B) Stop and just walk off
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#27
 2008-10-17, 22:06
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Tenaciousdougie 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
Anyone else Irish Whipping her into a wall would be funny or just me?
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#28
 2008-10-17, 22:21
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ThunderChunk 
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Re: Wigging Out Man!!!
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Who the fuck actually went to P.E. class?
You guys are crazy.
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PE kicked ass. Mega ass. it was by far the easiest course, plus it was fun.
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