I swear to god this is legit.

The gist is that I'm the inexperienced young man, and she's the older woman who wants to defile my purity by sitting me in a chair and getting me to watch her and her husband destroy each others sex organs. It's her sexual fantasy apparently. There will be anal, neck biting and hair pulling, I have been assured.

Yes I have met her, AND her husband, and they're both normal people.

They've invited me over for Wednesday, but say they'll understand if I pull out and won't hold it against me. Right now I'm slightly weirded out that she asked me, but at the same time slightly turned on by the whole situation.

Just to clarify - I'll only be watching.

Oh yeah, I have pics. This is the milf in question.

http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1557hb8.jpg

I just got sent this one through email along with a few others which aren't so flattering (i.e they include the guy and his rather impressive penis).

What do I do totse? Do I watch her get railed, and go away with the biggest blue balls in history, or do I avoid the situation, lest my purity be defiled?

As one-sided as I made that last comment sound, I really am in two minds about this.

Sounds like a win to me. I'd go.

lest my purity be defiled?

You had me all the way up to there. Redtube that shit or gtfo.

Record it!

Id do it just to say that i did something like that. And when i would tell the story, i would be very nonchalant about it, and at the end i would add that i dont know what got over me to do something stupid like that.

So do it

Do it. You might just live only once, and don't think this experience will come again likely.
And you might actually learn a thing or two while watchin cause you don't learn shit from porn :)

But then again, i'd do almost anything once

you'd have to be a fucking imbecile not to do it.

take pics in the process.

Do it. You might be able to join in at some point.

Do it.

People pay to watch less than what you are going to get.

You are getting it for free, and you are also likely to get more out of it that you agreed on.

Wear a tux, get them to sort you out a drink, and sit in a comfortable chair puffing on a cigar while they go at it.

Do you get to masturbate?

Has you a videocamera?

take pics

You might be able to join in

People pay to watch less than what you are going to get.

Do you get to masturbate?

I love totse.

I'll do it, just for you guys.

I love totse.

I'll do it, just for you guys.

You should be doing it for yourself not for us, get a hidden camera that'll be so funny :P

Wear a tux, get them to sort you out a drink, and sit in a comfortable chair puffing on a cigar while they go at it.

http://www.totse.com/community/images/icons/icon14.gif

i say do it but only because they might invite you for dinner beforehand

Has you a videocamera?



omfg everybody stop pretending you all give a shit about this

there's tons of porno out there

omfg everybody stop pretending you all give a shit about this

there's tons of porno out there


Aww the attention whore feels left out.

Go for it. You only live once. Besides if you don't go your only going to inevitably jerk off to the thought of it later down the line.

Eiffel tower that bitch.

Post pics of the husband.

There's two ways to go about this, either as the desperate boy she takes you to be, or dress up as a pimp, cane and all.
No matter what, you have to video tape it.

omfg everybody stop pretending you all give a shit about this

there's tons of porno out there

I'm not going to masturbate to it, I just want to know that it really happened.

post the impressive penis pics.

post moar of her.

then do it.
when she least expects.
JOIN IN!!

This requires buying a video camera :(.

And I was exaggerating when I said I had impressive penis pics of the guy. It was just a way to make the story sound interesting. I have pics of her riding him, but that's it.

I have pics of her riding him
NOW


Or gtfo

NOW


Or gtfo

If you really want...

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8089/img1487vi2.jpg
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/740/img1629mk6.jpg

Probably taken from newbienudes.com

http://www.gumtree.com/london/01/29566701.html?
Is this her?

fuckin skank

Whats up with the B&W pics?

Definitely do it. You'll probably have your dick sucked by the end.

Definitely do it. You'll probably have your dick sucked by the end

by the guy,

by the guy,

!
lawll

There are two types of people in this world that I don't like: idiots and pussies.


If you don't go, you will fall into both categories.

go.

but they might molest you.

The only way is to go.

Fucking do it.

It is not like anything bad can happen, besides a boner and possibly getting a free meal and or blow job.

Do it!

Nobody has asked. How did this come up? Craigslist or something? Or did you meet them or what?

http://www.gumtree.com/london/01/29566701.html?
Is this her?

No. I'm not anywhere near London.

record, post on totse, blackmail

youre gonna get ass raped for sure.

He probably will, but he might not like it. The man is likely Bi and will rape your ass at one point. So be prepared to take that impressive penis deep into your rectum.

the question then becomes,

does he care if u like him or not?