ok i got this amazing idea last night,i didnt do it,but you guys may find it intresting,heres the deal,everytime u cum put it in a jar,than after you get a nice amount put in a waterpistol,and spray that shit all over ur neighbour door or someshit like that

haha thats nasty. perhaps good for revenge, its gonna scar someone for life hahaa

yeah,revenge,cause they keep parking their car in front of my fucking house

Put it in one that looks like a real pistol.

"please dont shoot me!"

You shoot him

"Ahhh, wait" he sniffs, "AHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!"

my neighbour is a girl,shes like 23 years old,i would love to watch that cum on her face,id tap it

Rape?

trick her n 2 getting naked, by saying u r a fotografer n want 2 do sum model shots, then spray ur shit all up n her cooch, rite up n her junky oyster area u kno wut im sayin?! then wen she has the kid u can sell it for crack 2 sum arabs with funky headgear, ,

If your gonna bother you may as well use the cum for omelettes.

I got a brilliant idea, I'm not sure why nobody brought it up. Trick her into getting naked by telling her that you're a photographer, and would like to take some model shots. Once she's naked shoot the "cummerpistol" into her vagina, way up into her "junky oyster area", do you understand what I'm saying. Then after she gives birth to your pistol child, sell it for crack cocaine to some arabs with towels on their heads.

Worst fucking video I've ever seen or ever will see.