ITT you tell totse of about those times of sheer humiliation in the sack.. and don't skimp on the details.


Mine isn't that bad, I consider myself quite lucky in that respect.


It occured in high school, I think I was only like sixteen or something at the time.

I was fairly drunk at this house party that consisted mainly of people who were 2-3 years older than me. So for some reason this really hot girl grabs my wrist and takes me into this pantry (my first thought was like wtf? a pantry?). And this girl must have been pretty drunk cause she was one of those hot girls that only goes after hockey players (the equivalent of football sluts in the states), so I don't really know what urged her to want to fuck a young little stoner kid. Nonetheless, at this point I was counting my lucky stars.

So we start making out in this tiny little pantry, and I started manually stimulating (??) her. She then proceeds to bring out the little (big) guy that she so sorely wanted to befriend. At first everything was going fine, then for some reason (rum) I completely and utterly lost blood flow. I had heard of impotence, but had never paid it much mind. And this was complete and utter impotence. In a very short time, she went completely dry. Awkward silence ensued.

To be honest totse, I couldn't imagine a more awkward silence. Nowadays if that happened, I would crack a joke and gtfo, but back then, I wasn't so quick witted. I shit you not; we both stopped and stood in this small, dark pantry in complete fucking silence for at least twenty seconds. Enter: my sixteen year old sense of composure.

Me: this is so awkward...
Her thinking: (that's what I get for trying to fuck a sixteen year old)
Her: Yeah.....

I must have blacked out from embarrassment, because I can't remember what happened after that. I'm sure I just mustered the courage to do up my pants and walked the walk of shame back out to the party.



End.

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The real reason I made this thread:

This happened to my good friend about a week ago. I laughed to the point of crying when he told me this.

So my buddy [Dustin]'s little sister had a party at their house. She's around seventeen or so, he's twenty. It was frequented with drunk seventeen year old girls.... and Dustin.

Fast-forward to after Dustin and one of his sister's friends have had (probably disappointing) sex, laying in his bed completely naked. The drunk spins make their timely appearance. He instantly leans over the side of the bed and starts violently puking into his garbage can.

Now the best way that I can tell the punchline, is to just paint you a mental picture of what comes next. Picture this:

This young, nude girl is pinned up against the wall, watching her friend's naked brother violently puke over the side of the bed. Due to his bad case of alcohol sickness, every time he convulsed, he would let out a loud, drunk, sick, fart, in her direction. He said he didn't want to tell me how long it went on for...

The best part about this story is that she's this really cool, good looking girl and REALLY good friends with his sister, so he's gonna be wallowing in his humiliation for quite a time. Personally, I feel sorrier for the girl than him...

PS: make a really wet fart noise right now, it makes the story funnier.


That's all.

Heh..that DID make it funnier.

Oh. My god.









He wasn't circumcised!?

Nopee... I didn't think anything was wrong with it until I had sex with my current boyfriend.

So he's jewish.

I dont get it, im uncircumcised, whats the deal ??

what does that mean?

Nevermind people.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.





















Hahaha.

I have had a heaps bad experience. but with anal sex.
alright here it goes...

I was in my ex boyfriends room and he wanted to have anal, he soon talked me into it... I didn't really want to do it because it hurt.. (prob because we didnt use lube).

When he put his penis in I heard a pop... but I didn't really think anything of it... a few seconds later he was complaining that his penis was hurting.

He pulled out his penis only to find that the condom had broke and he had shit all inside his foreskin (his foreskin doesn't pull back so it would be hard to wash) ... it was sooo funny and embarrassing at the same time.